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User avatar #16 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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oh **** here we go.

>Be me 17
>Friends birthday, turning 18, invites a bunch of people from school over as a last hoorah
>turn up to his party with booze and weed,
> end up getting extremely ********* on the weed, didnt want to drink
> go upstairs trying to find the bathroom, dont need to throw up, just wanted to sit on his toilet and reflect, (i dont ******* know why, it just felt right
>find the spare bedroom instead, ah **** it, just lay down for 10 minutes and absorb the atmosphere
> come to earth shattering realisation about life, about to achieve eternal wisdom and a heightened state of enlightenment when i hear giggling outside
>get up and try to find the light switch, the room is pretty damn big, dark as **** now, was light when i came in
> cant find the light switch, end up finding the couch to the left of the door, oh yisss, pretend i am in a psychiatrist couch for a second,
> giggling is now louder, wtf? outside the door now, irritating as ****
>door suddenly swings open, light pours in IT BURNS!! but then two people come in and fly onto bed
> door closes behind them, intense whispering about light switch, my eyes have adjusted to the dark, havent really acknowleged they were there
> lots of smoochy kissing sounds, oh **** not now, grab a blanket from the window ledge and cover myself up, they wont be able to see me
> **** gets real, can see fumbling, clothes are coming off, oh **** , not good, should not be here, make out session has escalated
> moaning and gasping, this is... dont move ever
> it gets louder, suddenly it hits me like a goddamn semi
> it's two girls.
> they dont know im here, cant let them know i'm here, too high to talk myself out of it, sober me would know what to do, sober me is such a great guy, i wish sober me was here he would save me
> pull blanket up higher, can hear the writhing, delicate whimpering, and more often, the vicious gasping getting increasingly louder and more frequent.
> but then stoner me has a GENIUS IDEA...
#11 - vladstronsy (03/18/2014) [+] (21 replies)
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> Go to a party at ripe age of fourteen
> Go with a small gaggle of tight buddies
> First real keg fest, can't drink beer for **** though so I go for the shots
> Get tired quickly, all my idiot friends are doing stupid ****
> Taking blackmail pictures for tomorrow gets boring at about three AM
> Think I've had enough once host vomits in the sink, I'm in his projectile vomiting range
> Go to the bathroom, wash my face because the ****** couldn't aim
> It's a big house, the entire wing I'm in is empty, can't even hear the window shattering beats here
> Suddenly I hear footsteps, I'm not alone anymore
> ********* reflexes kick in
> No ***** given I open the sink cupboard and crawl in
> Close the door as two people burst in, in the process of rubbing uglies
> MFW it's the friend (Anti social right wing paranoid nutter)
> MFW it's his archrival who lit his house and his dog on fire (Another story)
> MFW They're attempting perform circumventing corn balling banana grabbing
> They're no on the sink which I'm hiding in, ****** like a ****** anime
> They're banging
#45 - mrawesomepotato (03/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by doctortorhaug
>Be me, 15
>Go to friends house for a video-game tournament, we got Smash Bros and Tekken, ***** cash
>He invites his girlfriend, and another friend of mine invites HIS girlfriend
>I was expecting more of a sausage fiesta but this is okay
>5 hours into the tournament when the older brother of my friend comes home from work (he also likes vidya games)
>Brings weed and beer, my confused adolescent mind immediately fantasizes getting smashed and playing smash
>He comes and starts gaming with us, lighting up the point at which two bones connect to form a bend, or a "joint"
>He passes it to me, I take it and hit it and enter "wheezing.pokeman" state
> At this point everyone around me has either started drinking or is drunk
>Me and brother are the only ones who got high
>whateverman
>I feel urge to **** coming, paired with immense hunger
>I hit the cupboard and grab a bag of salt & vinegar chips and go to the pooper
>Go to the bathroom downstairs, occupied, so I go to the ensuite bathroom of my friend's parents upstairs
>Its like 2 in the morning at this point
>The door to the bedroom is agape, so I enter and walk to the washroom
>Sit on the toilet... and here frisky sexy-time sounds outside
> ****
> ************
User avatar #2 - purplebelle (03/17/2014) [+] (4 replies)
stickied by doctortorhaug
>Be 18
>Be babysitting 11 year old boy cousin and 8 year old girl cousin
>Entertain boy cousin with super mario 64
>Girl says she needs to go pee
>Show her where the bathroom is and go in with her
>She says "hey you can't be in here, too!" with the sweetest face ever
>Tell her it's okay I need to show you something
>Heart beating 100 miles an hour while I take off my shorts and show boner
>She stares at it while she pees
>I tell her to grab it and she does
>Jerks me off and I'm about to come
>11 year old suddenly opens the door
>We get on the floor
>Everybody walks the dinosaur
User avatar #50 - karson (03/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
stickied by doctortorhaug
>be me, 16, help good friend throw huge party
>party is outside, big bonfire, tents, about 40 people there
>drank way too much.
>flirted with girl from school, but neither of us did anything(later dated her, still am)
>She had to leave early to go home, her aunt picked her up
>wander around in a drunken wasteland
>people passed out on ground
>enter friend's tent.
>random guys and girls making out
>friend in tent is just chilling, looking confused as I am, also about to black out.
>random guys and girls swap partners, start taking off pants.
>nope.jpg
>get super weirded out and stumble out of tent.
some hilarious things happened at said party, but they aren't relevant to this story.
#8 - rprol (03/18/2014) [-]
#6 - kamikazooie (03/18/2014) [-]
HFW when her head came next to his side
HFW when her head came next to his side
#56 - darushiro (03/18/2014) [-]
I'm probably late to the story telling, but here goes!   
> 16, still a virgin, hanging with a couple friends from high school   
> Watching Disney movies, singing along to The Lion King   
> 4 people are here including me, we'll call them guy 1, and girl 1 and 2   
> guy 1 and girl 1 go off to the living room   
> supposedly getting food   
> Still watching movie with girl 2   
> she gets a little excited   
> Spaghetti starts flowing, but then I hear sounds from the living room   
> Sounds like a wildebeest and a penguin gettin it on   
> look over at Girl 2, at some point she had completely stripped   
> Kinda have ED, mostly a mental thing, still can't get it up   
> All of a sudden hear screaming from the living room   
> Go out to the Living room and see Girl 1 and Guy 1 getting it on, and girl 1s mom screaming bloody murder   
> They don't care, still going at it   
> Guy 1 gets hit by mother, cums in Girl 1   
> MFW Girl 1 was pregnant 4 weeks later
I'm probably late to the story telling, but here goes!
> 16, still a virgin, hanging with a couple friends from high school
> Watching Disney movies, singing along to The Lion King
> 4 people are here including me, we'll call them guy 1, and girl 1 and 2
> guy 1 and girl 1 go off to the living room
> supposedly getting food
> Still watching movie with girl 2
> she gets a little excited
> Spaghetti starts flowing, but then I hear sounds from the living room
> Sounds like a wildebeest and a penguin gettin it on
> look over at Girl 2, at some point she had completely stripped
> Kinda have ED, mostly a mental thing, still can't get it up
> All of a sudden hear screaming from the living room
> Go out to the Living room and see Girl 1 and Guy 1 getting it on, and girl 1s mom screaming bloody murder
> They don't care, still going at it
> Guy 1 gets hit by mother, cums in Girl 1
> MFW Girl 1 was pregnant 4 weeks later
#29 - anonymous (03/18/2014) [-]
>round 2   
>fight   
   
Best 4chin story I've read in months. ggwpnore
>round 2
>fight

Best 4chin story I've read in months. ggwpnore
#40 - commontroll ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I just don't understand how somebody could put up with any of that 						****					. Holy 						****					. Like, if you don't wanna stop 'em, at least just go upstairs. Jesus.
I just don't understand how somebody could put up with any of that **** . Holy **** . Like, if you don't wanna stop 'em, at least just go upstairs. Jesus.
User avatar #36 - mrsnowballs (03/18/2014) [-]
At least it didn't end with spaghetti falling out of someone's pocket or with walk the dinosaur. Good read 10/10. Even if it's fake
#75 - kennyxvi (03/18/2014) [-]
Okay so I know you guys won't believe this but well here it goes.   
   
>Be 16, I've had very little experience with sex but I've done lotsa things in my life   
>						********					 to my friends of how much a hot shot I was in bed   
>One day be in a party in an apartment with girlfriend of 1 year ( Ex now )   
>Decided to escape the party and have somewhere to fool around ( As we usually do)   
>Get to staircase in the apartment and proceeded with ceremonial inexperienced foreplay.   
>I had brought a condom just in case ( I always bring one but never thought I'd get to do it. )   
>After foreplay I showed her the condom and she was hesitant but then decided to do it.   
>Smoothly applied said helmet of my second head and she proceeded to mind 						****					 me.   
>Moans and groans echoed throughout the staircase so I had to shush her.   
>All throughout the mating ceremony we kept clumsily changing positions that were just far too uncomfortable for me but seemed to turn her on. Stillhadsex.jpg   
>About to reach the climax of it all she gets up puts on her pants and starts yelling at me telling me how I took her virginity and how she might get pregnant. I didn't even cum in the condom...WUT.gif   
>Tell her to look at the condom but she takes the condom and slaps it into my face. ROOD..   
>Just before even a minute of that moodiness she's all horny again and then tells me to take responsibility..   
>High tail my ass outta there...   
>To this day she still offers me sexy time but I decline in fear of repetition and because I'm loyal to my current gf.   
   
And that is how I lost my virginity...   
Gif related. It's me after finding out I was gonna lose it.
Okay so I know you guys won't believe this but well here it goes.

>Be 16, I've had very little experience with sex but I've done lotsa things in my life
> ******** to my friends of how much a hot shot I was in bed
>One day be in a party in an apartment with girlfriend of 1 year ( Ex now )
>Decided to escape the party and have somewhere to fool around ( As we usually do)
>Get to staircase in the apartment and proceeded with ceremonial inexperienced foreplay.
>I had brought a condom just in case ( I always bring one but never thought I'd get to do it. )
>After foreplay I showed her the condom and she was hesitant but then decided to do it.
>Smoothly applied said helmet of my second head and she proceeded to mind **** me.
>Moans and groans echoed throughout the staircase so I had to shush her.
>All throughout the mating ceremony we kept clumsily changing positions that were just far too uncomfortable for me but seemed to turn her on. Stillhadsex.jpg
>About to reach the climax of it all she gets up puts on her pants and starts yelling at me telling me how I took her virginity and how she might get pregnant. I didn't even cum in the condom...WUT.gif
>Tell her to look at the condom but she takes the condom and slaps it into my face. ROOD..
>Just before even a minute of that moodiness she's all horny again and then tells me to take responsibility..
>High tail my ass outta there...
>To this day she still offers me sexy time but I decline in fear of repetition and because I'm loyal to my current gf.

And that is how I lost my virginity...
Gif related. It's me after finding out I was gonna lose it.
#42 - allinallout **User deleted account** (03/18/2014) [-]
the internet has turned "has sex" in to being alpha
User avatar #41 - popeebl (03/18/2014) [-]
but, but, but who WAS phone?
User avatar #51 - rapidfan (03/18/2014) [-]
who was phone
User avatar #54 - thunderchanter (03/18/2014) [-]
How in the **** do you just sit there while all of this is going on.
#3 - therichie (03/17/2014) [-]
this is my new favorite story
#4 - bakly ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
MFW reading this story
MFW reading this story
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