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So ml, this is the first time Ne shared this story
we me
we 18
eat a house party
agirl is talking to me
wwe' re wasted
Mime to gs to the we station
reaps she wants to wait until morning
we she can "remember it"
awake up in the morning next to her
sshe' s already awake watching the news ****
pstart making sut
sputty hand in her panties
sshe' s moaning
reaps "what the **** " in a terrified wise
holy **** my dad works there"
immeadiately gets up and pulls sut her cell phone
llook at Thiest in time
whether
********
asecond plane crashes into tower
sshe starts balling uncontrollably
That' s my story of how I got t: by ************* game
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Submitted: 12/04/2013
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User avatar #6 - theturtletrolley (12/04/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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She wanted to "remember it"? I guess now you could say she'll never forget it.
User avatar #3 - axeaddonis (12/04/2013) [-]
Just another tower to go down before its time.
User avatar #12 - OsamaBinLadenz (12/04/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Looks like the towers went down before he could.
#5 - lexxyc (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#26 - mrgusti (12/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
house party and wasted on a Tuesday?
#22 - swizzll (12/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
> be me, 6 years old    
> be September 11th, grandma's birthday    
> woke up late, whole family is downstairs already    
> sprint downstairs in pyjamas    
> shout out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!" as loud as I can    
> silence as whole family turns away from the news on tv    
> "Shut up SwizzLL, people are dying"    
> quietly sit down and watch the news with tears in my eyes from being shouted at    
   
Now I go out and have a nice fancy meal every September 11th
> be me, 6 years old
> be September 11th, grandma's birthday
> woke up late, whole family is downstairs already
> sprint downstairs in pyjamas
> shout out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!" as loud as I can
> silence as whole family turns away from the news on tv
> "Shut up SwizzLL, people are dying"
> quietly sit down and watch the news with tears in my eyes from being shouted at

Now I go out and have a nice fancy meal every September 11th
#2 - romeosdistress (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
aqfw
aqfw
#35 - alstorp (12/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be me
>Sitting at dinner table
>Dad says "Two planes crashed into the World Trade Center today"
>"What's the World Trade Center?"
>"Two large towers"
>"Oh"
>"Yeah"
>Siiip
User avatar #9 - spacehawk (12/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Eurofag here. What does "balling" mean in this context?
User avatar #13 to #9 - articulate (12/04/2013) [-]
It's a typo. It should be "bawling."
#55 - rollertoaster (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"she starts balling uncontrollably"
"she starts balling uncontrollably"
#25 - rockntroll (12/04/2013) [-]
"Don't worry darlin', I've just erected a tower right here."
"Don't worry darlin', I've just erected a tower right here."
#38 - anteatereatingants (12/05/2013) [-]
Her face when people ask "Do you remember what you were doing on 9/11?"
User avatar #24 - imapancake (12/04/2013) [-]
Where were you on 9/11? Getting fingerbanged at a house party
#74 - raberintodesu (12/05/2013) [-]
>put my hand in her panties
>"holy **** my dad works there"


I could've sworn this was the punchline.
#66 - hugewang (12/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
balling uncontrollably
#51 - disasterbater (12/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
that was a tuesday......?
that was a tuesday......?
#93 - yourmomismyhostage (12/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>she starts balling uncontrollably   
>starts balling uncontrollably   
>balling uncontrollably   
   
>her face when
>she starts balling uncontrollably
>starts balling uncontrollably
>balling uncontrollably

>her face when
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User avatar #42 to #40 - funnyshirt (12/05/2013) [-]
It's called enlarging, it's not that hard. unless you enlarge a dick, then I guess that can be hard.
User avatar #29 - dederplaol (12/04/2013) [-]
them ******* terrorists, when you thought they couldn't terrorize more then BOOM
they kill your chicks parents..
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User avatar #79 to #77 - wilfredfanforever (12/05/2013) [-]
He never said that was their sole purpose. He said that he was cockblocked by them for doing what they did.
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