4chan stories. . File: KB, 300x300, , jpg) So ml, this is the first time Ne shared this story we me we 18 eat a house party agirl is talking to me wwe' re waste 4chan stories File: KB 300x300 jpg) So ml this is the first time Ne shared story we me 18 eat a house party agirl talking to wwe' re waste
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So ml, this is the first time Ne shared this story
we me
we 18
eat a house party
agirl is talking to me
wwe' re wasted
Mime to gs to the we station
reaps she wants to wait until morning
we she can "remember it"
awake up in the morning next to her
sshe' s already awake watching the news shit
pstart making sut
sputty hand in her panties
sshe' s moaning
reaps "what the fuck" in a terrified wise
holy fuck my dad works there"
immeadiately gets up and pulls sut her cell phone
llook at Thiest in time
whether
ffucking
asecond plane crashes into tower
sshe starts balling uncontrollably
That' s my story of how I got t: by motherfucking game
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #6 - theturtletrolley
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(12/04/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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She wanted to "remember it"? I guess now you could say she'll never forget it.
#65 to #6 - anon id: 7f021976
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Dude, no.
User avatar #115 to #6 - theturtletrolley
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Wow, I really was not expecting that....
#34 to #6 - alstorp
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(12/04/2013) [-]
I normally hate these kinds of comments. But goddamn that was a good one.
I normally hate these kinds of comments. But goddamn that was a good one.
User avatar #36 to #6 - roflstorm
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(12/04/2013) [-]
You, my good sir

Good job
#47 to #6 - shishiko **User deleted account**
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#56 to #6 - yisumad
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#86 to #6 - biddo
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(12/05/2013) [-]
you are more than welcome to pass go and collect 200 dollars my good sir!
#105 to #6 - nitsuan
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#109 to #6 - friedgreenpomatoes
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#21 to #6 - thesovereigngrave
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#31 to #21 - tieze
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(12/04/2013) [-]
soo... what's the source of this gif?
#78 to #31 - notjewelry
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(12/05/2013) [-]
funnyjunk
User avatar #32 to #31 - thesovereigngrave
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't know.
#57 to #6 - ritzrules
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(12/05/2013) [-]
did you just
#20 to #6 - sanguinesolitude
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#33 to #6 - crazehtoast
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#54 to #6 - chaoticlaw
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#7 to #6 - mkchillin
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#15 to #6 - bobthedilder
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(12/04/2013) [-]
May you rise into the Ether.
#48 to #15 - pimpjesus
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(12/05/2013) [-]
follow me dude
User avatar #3 - axeaddonis
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Just another tower to go down before its time.
User avatar #12 - OsamaBinLadenz
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Looks like the towers went down before he could.
User avatar #17 to #12 - wlflvr
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Are we not even gonna comment on his name?
User avatar #27 to #17 - thegirlyoudespise
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(12/04/2013) [-]
i kinda thought that was part of the joke
User avatar #107 to #27 - wlflvr
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(12/05/2013) [-]
...probably deserve those red thumbs...
#45 to #12 - kawaiidesudesuu
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#59 to #12 - yisumad
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#61 to #12 - ritzrules
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you just
#28 to #12 - kyleayv
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#5 - lexxyc
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#50 to #5 - dsgbiohazard
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(12/05/2013) [-]
For the Horde!

kek
#110 to #50 - dsgbiohazard
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(12/05/2013) [-]
nedmisthabaws

Thanks for thumbing me down from not knowing the story behind my post.
User avatar #111 to #110 - nedmisthabaws
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(12/05/2013) [-]
aw gee, ok you got me, please don't hurt me.
#112 to #111 - dsgbiohazard
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#26 - mrgusti
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(12/04/2013) [-]
house party and wasted on a Tuesday?
User avatar #67 to #26 - vishnarg
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Exactly why this is ********. Middle of the week.
User avatar #75 to #67 - danniegurl
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(12/05/2013) [-]
college.
User avatar #71 to #67 - herculespower
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(12/05/2013) [-]
I always get drunk in the middle of week, beer is ******* beer no matter what day, me and my friends always host parties weekdays, but the really big parties are weekends
#43 to #26 - gmarrox
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(12/05/2013) [-]
College is weird.
User avatar #44 to #43 - gmarrox
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Welp, uploaded the wrong picture, but I think I'll roll with it.
#22 - swizzll
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(12/04/2013) [-]
> be me, 6 years old    
> be September 11th, grandma's birthday    
> woke up late, whole family is downstairs already    
> sprint downstairs in pyjamas    
> shout out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!" as loud as I can    
> silence as whole family turns away from the news on tv    
> "Shut up SwizzLL, people are dying"    
> quietly sit down and watch the news with tears in my eyes from being shouted at    
   
Now I go out and have a nice fancy meal every September 11th
> be me, 6 years old
> be September 11th, grandma's birthday
> woke up late, whole family is downstairs already
> sprint downstairs in pyjamas
> shout out "HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDMA!" as loud as I can
> silence as whole family turns away from the news on tv
> "Shut up SwizzLL, people are dying"
> quietly sit down and watch the news with tears in my eyes from being shouted at

Now I go out and have a nice fancy meal every September 11th
User avatar #53 to #22 - propanex
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(12/05/2013) [-]
My grandma's birthday is also on 9/11

We're grandma b-day sharing buddies!
User avatar #37 to #22 - megavoir
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(12/04/2013) [-]
You copied and pasted this from the last 9/11 post, didn't you?
User avatar #114 to #37 - swizzll
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Well yeah, I was they guy from the last 9/11 post
User avatar #106 to #37 - peezle
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(12/05/2013) [-]
I have never seen it before. Therefore, I don't give a ****.
#2 - romeosdistress
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(12/04/2013) [-]
aqfw
aqfw
#16 to #2 - twofreegerbils
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**twofreegerbils rolls 653,051**
#35 - alstorp
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(12/04/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Sitting at dinner table
>Dad says "Two planes crashed into the World Trade Center today"
>"What's the World Trade Center?"
>"Two large towers"
>"Oh"
>"Yeah"
>Siiip
#41 to #35 - creepyunclebob
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(12/05/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Sitting in school
>Teacher says there was some tragedy or something, not really paying attention
>"We're sending you all home to your families"
>Yay!
User avatar #9 - spacehawk
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(12/04/2013) [-]
Eurofag here. What does "balling" mean in this context?
#39 to #9 - anon id: 7d38faa3
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(12/05/2013) [-]
he was having himself a cry
User avatar #62 to #9 - indev
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User avatar #69 to #9 - itsmedturner
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(12/05/2013) [-]
You're going hard in the paint.
#10 to #9 - rottenronald
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(12/04/2013) [-]
crying... lots and lots
User avatar #11 to #10 - spacehawk
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(12/04/2013) [-]
K thanks
User avatar #14 to #11 - gammajk
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(12/04/2013) [-]
it's actually "bawling" but it's one of those words that sounds the same as something else
#83 to #14 - anon id: d93a2fbe
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Falling? like the towers and his hopes of being laid that morning.
User avatar #13 to #9 - articulate
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(12/04/2013) [-]
It's a typo. It should be "bawling."
User avatar #63 to #13 - thesnarfalarker
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(12/05/2013) [-]
Maybe it's not a typo. Maybe the twin towers were holding her back from bein a real gangsta
#55 - rollertoaster
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(12/05/2013) [-]
"she starts balling uncontrollably"
"she starts balling uncontrollably"
User avatar #73 to #55 - schneidend
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