4chan hookup. . HOLY , HAPPENED son my apartment smoking a cigarette squirl across the way ohmes out and lights one too. but doesnt notice me she farts loudly f wat
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HOLY , HAPPENED
son my apartment smoking a cigarette
squirl across the way ohmes out and lights one too. but doesnt notice me
she farts loudly for about so seconds
sai'.'.' aata second
a fart loud enough for herto hear
she says hello and we chat for a second about ourselves until i finish my do
hi say well. done. but Come up to apt BED if you want to have a drink
actually ******* shows up
use have a shot and start toning
refinish up and tell her i have work super early
rooms on Esp! and brag about it
oh god i feel so alpha right new
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Submitted: 08/18/2014
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#43 - anonymous (08/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by nought
"HORK HORK HORK"
"WHERG WHERG WHERG"
User avatar #3 - chaossniper (08/18/2014) [+] (11 replies)
so thats what booty call is
#8 - ciacheczko (08/18/2014) [+] (44 replies)
Relatable story:   
   
>be me   
>be 23   
>be blessed with a worthless talent of producing massive burps   
>out in a pub with a few other girls from highschool   
>sitting, chit-chatting, gossiping all the female stuff   
>drunk a bit, my best friend always does the same thing   
>"cookie please burp, come on, burp, it's awesome, burp, do it"   
>ok   
>let out a huge, manly burp   
>everyone laughs, then there's an interruption   
>another burp, just as strong, from the other side of the room   
>big, bearded dude there, happy as hell   
>challengeaccepted.jpg   
>i burp again, louder   
>he does too   
>I gather the power of this galaxy and mold it down in the depths of my stomach to form a perfect, wall-crushing burp   
>let it out   
>mfw   
>half the pub gives me applause   
>everything pipes down   
>introduced myself to the Blackbeard Burper who challenged me   
   
And that's how I met the man I happily call the love of my life.
Relatable story:

>be me
>be 23
>be blessed with a worthless talent of producing massive burps
>out in a pub with a few other girls from highschool
>sitting, chit-chatting, gossiping all the female stuff
>drunk a bit, my best friend always does the same thing
>"cookie please burp, come on, burp, it's awesome, burp, do it"
>ok
>let out a huge, manly burp
>everyone laughs, then there's an interruption
>another burp, just as strong, from the other side of the room
>big, bearded dude there, happy as hell
>challengeaccepted.jpg
>i burp again, louder
>he does too
>I gather the power of this galaxy and mold it down in the depths of my stomach to form a perfect, wall-crushing burp
>let it out
>mfw
>half the pub gives me applause
>everything pipes down
>introduced myself to the Blackbeard Burper who challenged me

And that's how I met the man I happily call the love of my life.
#4 - klina (08/18/2014) [+] (22 replies)
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#1 - guu (08/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #2 - pepemex (08/18/2014) [+] (9 replies)
wow that's amazing he must be the first person ever to have intercourse!
User avatar #7 to #2 - notthedong (08/18/2014) [-]
Have you ever farted so hard you got laid before?


I thought not.
User avatar #16 - gentlemanofbacon (08/18/2014) [-]
"how'd you meet?"
"we farted"
User avatar #17 - basicargentinian (08/18/2014) [-]
Mating calls are so weird....
#51 - asurasxnight (08/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And That Kids. is how i met your mother.
#59 - thebroble (08/18/2014) [-]
Her fart was 5 seconds and you know it!
Her fart was 5 seconds and you know it!
User avatar #29 - lordofpenis (08/18/2014) [-]
Smooth.

Maybe If I poop myself I'll get girls.
#60 - animedudej (08/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
i had these shorts that i liked to wear allot when i went to grade school (thats what the 1-10 is called right?)

it was pretty worn until it got a huge gaping hole in it and one time in gym this girl asked me "why do you have a hole in your shorts? is your dick really big or something- naah you probably fart allot"

mfw a compliment turned into a flatulent insult
#86 - politicalhumor (08/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**politicalhumor rolled image** u know the drill, i draw what i roll
#88 to #86 - politicalhumor (08/19/2014) [-]
im running short on time,
#31 - IamPinhead (08/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So the key to a woman's heart isn't through her stomach, it's through her colon.
#106 - maeko ONLINE (08/19/2014) [-]
I lost it at "she farts for six seconds".
I lost it at "she farts for six seconds".
User avatar #61 - kanaka (08/18/2014) [-]
so he got laid due to an exchange of farts
User avatar #94 - exotic (08/19/2014) [-]
get laid
run home and tell the internet
User avatar #72 - elcreepo (08/18/2014) [+] (3 replies)
A woman that farts is my kind of gal.
User avatar #57 - emptysuperman (08/18/2014) [-]
But it was a smoker... and most likely a gas-y one. 0 points.
User avatar #6 - easternigguh ONLINE (08/18/2014) [-]
Is this how you pick up girls? It hasn't worked for me yet
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