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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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4chan comp. #47. Some of the pictures are stolen directly from the chan. Some of them are stolen from people who stole them on the chan. Some of them are stolen
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User avatar #1 - kriml [OP](12/15/2015) [+] (43 replies)
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Replying to this comment will throw a mention your way every tuesday.
#4 - metacobalion (12/16/2015) [-]
I forgot I was on the mentions list and thought I was popular for a second.
User avatar #81 to #4 - cleateater (12/16/2015) [-]
gay
User avatar #161 to #4 - strangesir (12/17/2015) [-]
"Greetings Metacobalion_Spingebill".jpig
User avatar #47 to #4 - secretzx (12/16/2015) [-]
faggot
#94 to #4 - destismad (12/16/2015) [-]
**destismad used "*roll picture*"**
**destismad rolled image** Hello metacobalion, are you having a nice day?
User avatar #95 to #94 - metacobalion (12/16/2015) [-]
I am now that you're here ;)
User avatar #96 to #95 - destismad (12/16/2015) [-]
Don't you try to charm me, you sexy devil. It just might work.
#108 to #4 - hypocritical (12/16/2015) [-]
i dunno about you, but it's not all as great as i thought it'd be. so many ********** oh so many
User avatar #60 to #4 - kjeks (12/16/2015) [-]
hey mr popular
#123 to #4 - hurpfry (12/16/2015) [-]
he metacobalion
#109 to #4 - masanori (12/16/2015) [-]
Hey Metacobalion.
User avatar #82 to #4 - lennylorenzo ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
HI metacobalion
#7 to #4 - mexicandudeinsd (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi metacobalin
#12 to #4 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi metacobalin
#35 to #4 - moonmist (12/16/2015) [-]
HI metacobalin
#85 to #4 - skyrimdovah (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi faggot
#86 to #85 - metacobalion (12/16/2015) [-]
Hi yourself faggot
#83 to #4 - thejusticar ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
hi metacobalion
User avatar #44 to #4 - hwaraam (12/16/2015) [-]
Salutations, user name metacobalion!
#26 to #4 - grandthefthollow (12/16/2015) [-]
HI metacobalin
#20 - somerandomrant (12/16/2015) [-]
"Turns out I joined ISIS by mistake"
#89 - bocatadesesos (12/16/2015) [-]
hfw last one
#128 to #89 - usaisnotamerica ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
source?
#19 - psychadelicace (12/16/2015) [-]
>Dinduism
#3 - severian (12/15/2015) [-]
"kriml mentioned you"
#8 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That teacher one had me a little upset. I thought to myself "Can people like that really become teachers?"

Then I thought back to my high school teacher who told everyone to grab an autobiography book, or whatever, for a book report. I was the only one who didn't because absolutely none of them were interesting at all. I also questioned why everyone was getting different books, it wasn't like he was going to read all of them.

Day of the 'test', he says everyone can just use their books if they have them and answer from there. No one actually had to read any of the books to begin with, even after his constant ranting to do so. Looked straight at me while he was announcing we could use our books too.

I don't think I even wrote my name on my paper.
#9 to #8 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Oh, and the point of that story was that I came to realization that: Yes, petty jerks can be hired to be teachers. It's just a surprise the one in the post even kept his job that long to begin with with an attitude like that.

If it's true, of course. But I strangely don't doubt it was some-what true.
#36 to #9 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm a huge jerk too ya know
#38 to #37 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Wanna help me jerk brilly?
#62 to #38 - thegrimpoe (12/16/2015) [-]
>knuckles
#65 to #62 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
>thegrimpoe
#63 to #62 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
>thegrimpoe
#66 to #63 - thegrimpoe (12/16/2015) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THATS NOT HOW MEME ARROWS WORK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNE WFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWF AGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAGNEWFAG
#67 to #66 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
thegrimpoe pls go
#68 to #67 - thegrimpoe (12/16/2015) [-]
you must catch me if you want to force me to evacuate, and you lack the airspeed velocity of even an african sparrow
#69 to #68 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
I fart in your general direction!
#70 to #69 - thegrimpoe (12/16/2015) [-]
then go fight the wee rabbit
#131 to #68 - xchewsifferx (12/16/2015) [-]
lack the airspeed velocity of even an african sparrow

of even an african sparrow

african sparrow

Sparrow

The bird you're looking for is a swallow

#179 to #131 - thegrimpoe (12/17/2015) [-]
shove off i havent seen it in years and thought i was being clever
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#39 to #38 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That's too lewd.

You'll be fine on your own.
#40 to #39 - tarabostes (12/16/2015) [-]
Nothing is too lwed


No , that wasn't a little request , it was a DAMN ORDER
#137 to #8 - therealkakashi (12/16/2015) [-]
>Be Canadian
>first grade show and tell
>bring a hand puppet tiger to class
>my turn to present, i stand up in front of the class and talk about my tiger hand puppet
>teacher tells me its a very nice lion
>i correct her in front of the class that it was a tiger
>bigmistake.wav
>while i'm on recess, teacher goes into my cubby and takes my tiger hand puppet
>confronts me after class and tells me it was very rude to correct her in front of the class
>tells me that i won't get my hand puppet back until I admit it's a lion
>yes because lions have white manes and orange skin with black stripes
>thinking back on it pisses me off so much

Problem child is just another word for "smarter than the teacher"
#139 to #137 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That's... huh.

Obviously not an option right now, but I think I would have just spread the knowledge that the teacher actually thought a tiger was a lion across the whole school.
User avatar #147 to #137 - jewbob (12/17/2015) [-]
I ****** up a problem in the first grade and got a negative number, raised my hand and was told that negative numbers don't exist. I feel you.
User avatar #14 to #8 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
When i was on 5th grade my teacher made the entire class make fun of me and had me in tears cause of how badly she forced my friends to act towards me, and she even left me outside, didn't bother to check up on me or nothing.

It was so bad i wanted to run away from that school and just hide, that teacher treated a 10 year old like **** , so yeah teachers can be **** . also she didn't even get fired for that, that's what really pissed me off
#16 to #14 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that.

Public schools are really bad, I guess. <(' '<);
User avatar #17 to #16 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Yeah, but one good thing came out of it, my real friends didn't say anything when the teacher told them to circle around me and make fun of me for 30 minutes even after she threatened them with detention
User avatar #111 to #17 - eanirae (12/16/2015) [-]
Why exactly was that teacher being a cunt to you?
User avatar #178 to #111 - itskennyandjosh ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I have no clue really, she was just the biggest bitch to me
User avatar #105 to #14 - quillweave (12/16/2015) [-]
Jesus christ, what's the story there?
#114 to #8 - imagebandetector (12/16/2015) [-]
> be in 1st grade
> class is learning states
> already knew since I looked at maps in prior out of boredom
> teacher tells class that Texas is the largest out of 50 US states
> try to correct her that Alaska is larger
> get told I'm wrong
> classmates laugh at me
> Texas public school system at its finest
User avatar #28 to #8 - iflirtwithanyone (12/16/2015) [-]
>be me
>6th grade
>about half a week before Christmas break
>have a foreign country report due the last day before break
>writing my rough draft and finishing it to type up that night
>bitch teacher comes over and grabs it
>"I told you it has to be typed"
>start explaining it was my rough draft so I could type it that night
>bitch tears it up and throws it out
>had to type the entire thing from memory
>dad confronts her
>denies it, principal gets involved
>didn't do anything because he was lazy
>every day after that my dad would pick me up from school just to yell bitch at her as she escorted kids to the bus
#29 to #28 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
That's terrible.

She must have cheated to get her teaching degree.
User avatar #30 to #29 - iflirtwithanyone (12/16/2015) [-]
Best friends brother had her a couple years later and got suspended because he drew a picture of her being decapitated by a ruler, then again when she did the same thing to him and he said something along the lines of "I was warned you were a total bitch, guess I should have listened "

Somehow she still teaches there, even after at least one accusation of the same thing every year
#31 to #30 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Depending on the school and if you have any solid proof, you could probably report that to someone higher than the principal, to be honest. It'd get the entire school in trouble though, especially the Principal for not doing anything about it before.

Might be just hopeful thinkin', though. Sorry you had to deal with something like that!

Can't really think I had to deal with anything over the top as that, but I don't have the best memory.
User avatar #32 to #31 - iflirtwithanyone (12/16/2015) [-]
I had a lot of bad teachers in that district until I started fighting back against them. The entire district did nothing, gong all the way up the system, and not enough proof to go to the state unfortunately. 8th grade teachers stopped ******* with me when I punched one who grabbed my arm and twisted it behind my back
#74 to #8 - asugar ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
I'm not sure I understand.

He told you to grab a book to read and write a report about, which you didn't do because you didn't feel like it, then you got angry when he allowed you to use the book you didn't even both to read in the first place, even though he told you to as an assignment?

Am I reading something wrong? He told you to do a book report, you didn't, and he's the bad guy? That can't be right.
#97 to #74 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
>>#84 Dunno if I did that right...

The issue wasn't that I didn't do the report or grab a book. Failing for that reason is something I could have accepted because that would have been on my head. But it was implied with how he stared at me that my refusal to get a book is why he made it an open book test. I didn't get a book because none of them were interesting, there was no way I was going to seriously read the books and I told him that.

So he made it an 'open book' quiz to help everyone else and to just spite me, since he said from the beginning that it wasn't going to be an open book test. Or at least that's what he told me. Guess I shouldn't have left that part out.

So basically, he gave everyone else the 'easy way out' just because I didn't want to do it 'the hard way.' I think I was the only one who got a bad grade since I didn't even turn in a paper. I'm also the only one that questioned why everyone could get random books he wasn't going to read and he refused to even answer me.
#112 to #97 - YllekNayr (12/16/2015) [-]
GIF
It kinda just sounds like you're being a ******* about not finding book reports interesting.

You didn't read a book or write a report, and you told him this.

Is that supposed to prove a point? What did you expect?
#151 to #97 - asugar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
**asugar used "*roll picture*"**
**asugar rolled image**Alright, nope, I read it correctly.

Teacher was right to assign you work and to single you out for being a ******* . I honestly don't see how you could think you were in the right.
#160 to #151 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I never said &quot;I was in the right.&quot;   
   
My point is that the Teacher said &quot;It's not going to be an open book test.&quot; It wasn't a straight book report where you write it in your own time, it was a test based on pages of whatever book you chose. Which is why I questioned why we weren't all getting the same book.   
   
The issue is that because I questioned him and didn't pick a book because of that, he purposely made it so it was open book for everyone else. Since I didn't have one, I didn't benefit from it, and I admit that I am at fault for that.   
   
But a teacher shouldn't lie and especially shouldn't change an entire test just because of one student. You can continue to say I'm in the wrong, and I accept I should have just grabbed a random book at the time.   
   
But that teacher is a petty jerk and it wasn't the first time he's changed his mind about the info he gives out because someone questioned him.
I never said "I was in the right."

My point is that the Teacher said "It's not going to be an open book test." It wasn't a straight book report where you write it in your own time, it was a test based on pages of whatever book you chose. Which is why I questioned why we weren't all getting the same book.

The issue is that because I questioned him and didn't pick a book because of that, he purposely made it so it was open book for everyone else. Since I didn't have one, I didn't benefit from it, and I admit that I am at fault for that.

But a teacher shouldn't lie and especially shouldn't change an entire test just because of one student. You can continue to say I'm in the wrong, and I accept I should have just grabbed a random book at the time.

But that teacher is a petty jerk and it wasn't the first time he's changed his mind about the info he gives out because someone questioned him.
User avatar #174 to #160 - asugar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
He made the test easier for everyone else, and you were the one that was petty. Teacher sounds chill as hell to me.
#175 to #174 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
'Cept most didn't bring their books on account of him accusing people in the past for cheating on tests even when they didn't. Something I'm sure he was fully aware of, since everyone's books are in full sight.

And on previous points, as I said before, he'd change something he clearly stated because someone questioned him in some way.

He really isn't chill, but I suck at explaining things. Take it as you will, however. I don't care if you think I'm 'bad' or whatever.
User avatar #176 to #175 - asugar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
He made the test easier for the majority of the people in the room, and the only reason you failed is because you refused to actually do the assignment in the first place. Every single part of this story is absolutely your fault and I honestly can't see why you can't see that.

If you have different examples of him doing...anything, why didn't you pick those stories?
#177 to #176 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
I honestly can't see why you don't see the issue. <(' '<)

I already accepted that it was my fault I was doin' the "bad" thing. I should have just snagged a book, but considering he said it wasn't going to be open book to my face and I wasn't going to read a book either way, I decided against that. I already stated that was my bad.

But the issue is that the teacher lied and taunted a student, me, and even made other students feel like idiots for not bringing their books just because I questioned him. I am not saying he was in the 'wrong' for making the test easier, merely that he didn't have to lie or taunt. If he had stated clearly it was probably going to be open book anyways, then that would have been fine. But he did it as he was passing out papers for the test.

And the reason I didn't pick other stories is because that was the first one that came to mind and several of the others have gaps in my memory, resulting in me only recalling the overall details rather than the smaller ones.
User avatar #180 to #177 - asugar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
But...you openly chose to not do the assignment. He ****** you over by helping the ones that actually did the assignment. Do you think the ones that actually chose to read the book and do the easy work felt he was a bad guy for being easy on them?

No, man...you were the ******** here, and I'm not saying that to be an internet troll. You were 100% in the wrong.
User avatar #181 to #180 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Look past the assignment part for a second, would you?

Meh, I won't bother further. I already said I was mostly in the wrong and clarifying the actual issue goes over your head, I guess.
User avatar #182 to #181 - asugar ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
It didn't go over my head. Him letting SOME people use their books is him being nice. You choosing to not do any of it for absolutely no reason is you being an idiot.

No...no. This isn't a situation where you can both take some fault. I have no idea how you could think so. Even if he chose to do it just to spite you, he was doing it because you chose, in direct defiance of the assignment, to do absolutely nothing, and the end result was other people had easier tests and you got the bad grade that you deserved.

Your "horrible teacher" story is him giving him assignment, you choosing not to do it because **** the world, and him making the test easier for some people of the class. That's objectively a ****** "horrible teacher" story because I can't see how you could possibly twist it that he did anything wrong whatsoever.
User avatar #183 to #182 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Changing a test completely because of one student is an issue. It wasn't going to be the last time he does it, either, and fairly likely he'd have not done that if i didn't ask him a thing. If I didn't question him, no one would have got the 'open book test.' He was doing it out of spite, and that's not an attitude a teacher should have.
User avatar #184 to #183 - YllekNayr (12/17/2015) [-]
that's your assumption
you are assuming his motivations
#185 to #184 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (12/17/2015) [-]
Wasn't an assumption. He made it pretty clear verbally and with his actions.

But I'm done with this. I apologize for coming off as a "dip" with this and leaving out so many details, but overall the main issue I feel is that you haven't met the guy yourself. His entire attitude was like that towards everyone, and while I have already made it very clear that my failure to the test was my own fault, it didn't need him tossing salt onto me purposely.

That's all I was saying and most situations wouldn't end up a benefit for anyone else if you act like he did. But meh, think whatcha want.
User avatar #186 to #185 - YllekNayr (12/17/2015) [-]
Teacher may be a dick, but ultimately his actions would have bore no ill consequence to you if it weren't for your actions

For any blame that can be attributed to him, more can be attributed to you for the situation
User avatar #84 to #8 - atusek (12/16/2015) [-]
>be in high school
>get assigned an assignment
>don't do assignment
>fail test on assignment
>get buttblasted because teacher is so mean to me

I've never encountered downs syndrome and autism in a single specimen before
#122 to #42 - digitalmasterx ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
i think i have bigger tits
User avatar #173 to #122 - utarefson (12/17/2015) [-]
I don't doubt it.
#142 to #42 - jolla (12/16/2015) [-]
I need a name.
User avatar #144 to #142 - misterdiddly (12/17/2015) [-]
your name shall be steve
User avatar #46 to #42 - ltbuttstrong (12/16/2015) [-]
Staci Carr for those interested
#22 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
>"Still haven't found a desk job, I see."
#87 - tehbestever (12/16/2015) [-]
when will it stop
#54 - NoXV (12/16/2015) [-]
"Just waiting for a friend."
#78 to #54 - dgurevich (12/16/2015) [-]
friends are overrated
#49 - rundas ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
>joining ISIS
>ruining your chances of getting a gf
Daily reminder that girls literally move halfway around the world and put their lives in danger just to get with terrorists.
User avatar #52 to #49 - thedutchs (12/16/2015) [-]
source?
User avatar #55 to #53 - thedutchs (12/16/2015) [-]
I thought this was too retarded to be true.

******* hell
User avatar #56 to #55 - rundas ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
You've never heard of the "jihadi brides" thing? A lot of them are non-Muslim white women too
Funnily enough most of them were party girls & sluts, just chasing some new thrill/alpha male
This is the state of western culture
User avatar #57 to #56 - thedutchs (12/16/2015) [-]
>Some imbeciles go to Syria to marry jihadists
>THIS IS NOW WHAT WESTERN CULTURE IS

Plz.
User avatar #58 to #57 - rundas ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
But it's not just one. It's a trend. A small trend, but way too ******* big to be reasonable. Ever wonder why ISIS appeals to non-Muslims? It offers everything Western culture no longer does: duty, purpose, pride, etc., just a twisted perversion of it.
User avatar #59 to #58 - thedutchs (12/16/2015) [-]
In the 1930's, 30000 people from outside of spain came to Spain to fight in the civil war.

About 20.000 people have gone to Syria. That's about 18 in 1.000.000.000

Saying that fighting for ISIS appeals to non-muslims (which would even be a much smaller) number is beyond stupid.
User avatar #72 - BraindeadBuddha (12/16/2015) [-]
10.42 miles of experience, sign me the **** up
#76 - seamusmcmaximus ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
Nearly had All you can eat Sushi-Sunday converted to Smoothie King because my friend wanted to bring his gf who hates fish. And Rice. And Fried Stuff.
Poor bastard doesn't realize he uninvites himself anytime he asks about bringing her along.
Nothing rustles harder than someone who tries to change a planned eat-out.
User avatar #77 - xsirwafflezx (12/16/2015) [-]
The last one.
I had something like that happen to me at school, I was helping run a cake sale for charity, and this vegan girl walks up and says;
"Do you have any vegan options?"
"Not that I know of."
"Wow, seriously? How inconsiderate!"
"You're the only vegan in the year, why should we cater to you?"
"ARE YOU ******* SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?"
Then she stormed off.

Funny thing is, all it took for her to become a (lesbian) vegan were two separate presentations on veganism and same sex marriage. It's like she doesn't think independently.
#23 - anon (12/16/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**MFW reading this
#2 - theblindingsun (12/15/2015) [-]
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**theblindingsun rolled image**Thank you, based kriml .
User avatar #79 - twiceasfun ONLINE (12/16/2015) [-]
"Had sex with each guy an average of three times."
I don't think you understand what being that level do it means. Having sex with that many guys means one night stands and a lot of them.

And as for the pizza one...four slices is half
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