4chan and hookers

#1 - headofaperture

Reply+369

(08/01/2014)[-]

I messed up somewhere, my dick is stuck inside a dead hooker

#2 to #1 - fourtwentt

Reply+37

(08/01/2014)[-]

I guess anon should've said buy a live hooker

#17 to #1 - anon id: 39fc1493

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

you messed up when epic lols weren't ensued

#16 to #1 - anon id: 39a63cb4

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

You were supposed to take the drugs not her.

#13 to #1 - DWalk

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

Well, what's the part you messed up on?

#14 to #13 - BrownBearninetysix

Reply+2

(08/02/2014)[-]

I think the meds kicked in.

#5 - hypex

Reply+190

(08/02/2014)[-]

instructions unclear

#33 to #5 - exclamation

Reply+2

(08/02/2014)[-]

Now it's effectively super glued up there... gg

#3 - auryn

Reply+36

(08/02/2014)[-]

You don't buy hookers, you rent them.

#4 to #3 - pjers

Reply+5

(08/02/2014)[-]

you rent beer, you 'hire' hookers.

#6 to #4 - nanako

Reply+3

(08/02/2014)[-]

i dunno what parties you're going to where beer is rented.

what, you give it back at the end of the night ?

#7 to #6 - pjers

Reply+16

(08/02/2014)[-]

well you don't give it back, you leave it in the receptacle provided.

#11 to #7 - anon id: cb805e80

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

gud1

#12 to #4 - auryn

Reply-1

(08/02/2014)[-]

Rent is is primarily used for property, and hire for people .And as we all know hookers aren't real people so the proper term would be 'rent'.

#22 to #3 - pulluspardus

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

You hire them, but they're geeks so they don't know what a hooker is.

#24 to #22 - auryn

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

See comment #12 below.

#25 to #24 - pulluspardus

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

I'm blind stop offending me.

#9 to #3 - anon id: 23f265fb

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

You know you spend too much on hooker's when you correct people's terminology on the correct transaction method for aquiring a hooker

#32 - monsterderp

Reply+6

(08/02/2014)[-]

h'wat

#8 - anon id: a8c27e7b

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

She's going to cut your penis off to get away and you'll forever be known as the guy that OD'd with his penis missing.

Congrats on confusing the **** out of your family and friends though.

#15 to #8 - hellomynameisbill

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(08/02/2014)[-]

or, call for an ambulance. which will enable people to ensue lols.

#37 to #8 - sociocat#424 on commentsRank#424

Reply+1

(08/02/2014)[-]

yeah
and the woman would have a penis stuck in her ass for the rest of her life

#35 to #8 - amusingtoaster

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

HOLD THE **** UP. That woman is from this thing I did in New York City very recently. You basically get a group that's supposed to be a "police squad" trying to solve a murder. So you walk around the city looking for suspects to interrogate but they are dressed as homeless people, regular people, or prostitutes. This is one of the actresses that played a prostitute. This woman accused me of being on crack and offered me her "services".

#10 to #8 - anon id: ab6f79eb

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

So she'll just walk around for the rest of her life with a chopped off dick up her pussy?

Not a bad deal if you ask me.

#38 to #10 - hokeymon

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(08/02/2014)[-]

Maybe the dick will rot of in a week or two and no one will know the difference because a hookers pussy is already rotten to begin with.

#19 to #10 - imagnetsux#429 on commentsRank#429

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

hospitals and glue remover.

#23 to #19 - flemsdfer#393 on commentsRank#393

Reply+5

(08/02/2014)[-]

Like a hospital will just remove a severed penis from some woman and not figure out how it happened.

#26 to #23 - imagnetsux#429 on commentsRank#429

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

"we were having sex and this **** puts superglue on his dick and ******* DIES." an autopsy would make it obvious she didn't kill him, and hospitals have seen some ****.

#28 to #26 - flemsdfer#393 on commentsRank#393

Reply+2

(08/02/2014)[-]

Well the point of doing it wouldn't be to make them think she killed him. The point was everyone to find out about it, and a random person be humiliated upon your death. She just couldn't cut it off and get away from the intended outcome.

#29 to #28 - imagnetsux#429 on commentsRank#429

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

like i said, hospitals have seen some bad ****. they'd probably treat her with extra respect and sensitivity because she's a sexual trauma patient.

#18 to #10 - anon id: 281f611b

Reply0

(08/02/2014)[-]

that'll confuse her regulars