4chan and hookers

#1 - headofaperture

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(08/01/2014) [-]

I messed up somewhere, my dick is stuck inside a dead hooker

#13 to #1 - DWalk

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Well, what's the part you messed up on?

#14 to #13 - BrownBearninetysix

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(08/02/2014) [-]

I think the meds kicked in.

#16 to #1 - anon id: 39a63cb4

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(08/02/2014) [-]

You were supposed to take the drugs not her.

#17 to #1 - anon id: 39fc1493

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(08/02/2014) [-]

you messed up when epic lols weren't ensued

#2 to #1 - fourtwentt

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(08/01/2014) [-]

I guess anon should've said buy a live hooker

#5 - hypex

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(08/02/2014) [-]

instructions unclear

#33 to #5 - exclamation

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Now it's effectively super glued up there... gg

#3 - auryn

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(08/02/2014) [-]

You don't buy hookers, you rent them.

#9 to #3 - anon id: 23f265fb

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(08/02/2014) [-]

You know you spend too much on hooker's when you correct people's terminology on the correct transaction method for aquiring a hooker

#22 to #3 - pulluspardus

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(08/02/2014) [-]

You hire them, but they're geeks so they don't know what a hooker is.

#24 to #22 - auryn

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(08/02/2014) [-]

See comment #12 below.

#25 to #24 - pulluspardus

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(08/02/2014) [-]

I'm blind stop offending me.

#4 to #3 - pjers

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(08/02/2014) [-]

you rent beer, you 'hire' hookers.

#6 to #4 - nanako

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(08/02/2014) [-]

i dunno what parties you're going to where beer is rented.

what, you give it back at the end of the night ?

#7 to #6 - pjers

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(08/02/2014) [-]

well you don't give it back, you leave it in the receptacle provided.

#11 to #7 - anon id: cb805e80

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(08/02/2014) [-]

gud1

#12 to #4 - auryn

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Rent is is primarily used for property, and hire for people .And as we all know hookers aren't real people so the proper term would be 'rent'.

#32 - monsterderp

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(08/02/2014) [-]

h'wat

#8 - anon id: a8c27e7b

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(08/02/2014) [-]

She's going to cut your penis off to get away and you'll forever be known as the guy that OD'd with his penis missing.

Congrats on confusing the **** out of your family and friends though.

#21 to #8 - chucksarpei

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(08/02/2014) [-]

You're acting like they have family and friends

#10 to #8 - anon id: ab6f79eb

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(08/02/2014) [-]

So she'll just walk around for the rest of her life with a chopped off dick up her pussy?

Not a bad deal if you ask me.

#38 to #10 - hokeymon

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Maybe the dick will rot of in a week or two and no one will know the difference because a hookers pussy is already rotten to begin with.

#19 to #10 - imagnetsux

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(08/02/2014) [-]

hospitals and glue remover.

#23 to #19 - flemsdfer

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Like a hospital will just remove a severed penis from some woman and not figure out how it happened.

#26 to #23 - imagnetsux

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(08/02/2014) [-]

"we were having sex and this **** puts superglue on his dick and ******* DIES." an autopsy would make it obvious she didn't kill him, and hospitals have seen some ****.

#28 to #26 - flemsdfer

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(08/02/2014) [-]

Well the point of doing it wouldn't be to make them think she killed him. The point was everyone to find out about it, and a random person be humiliated upon your death. She just couldn't cut it off and get away from the intended outcome.

#29 to #28 - imagnetsux

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(08/02/2014) [-]

like i said, hospitals have seen some bad ****. they'd probably treat her with extra respect and sensitivity because she's a sexual trauma patient.

#18 to #10 - anon id: 281f611b

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(08/02/2014) [-]

that'll confuse her regulars

#35 to #8 - amusingtoaster

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(08/02/2014) [-]

HOLD THE **** UP. That woman is from this thing I did in New York City very recently. You basically get a group that's supposed to be a "police squad" trying to solve a murder. So you walk around the city looking for suspects to interrogate but they are dressed as homeless people, regular people, or prostitutes. This is one of the actresses that played a prostitute. This woman accused me of being on crack and offered me her "services".