4Chan Gets Pussy. A desperate man uses a Q-Tip to calm a quivering pussy.. File: 1388523_ -( 50 KB, 456x628, ) CI Anonymous 12/ 31/ 13( Tue) 12: 56 Replies:_ El
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4Chan Gets Pussy

A desperate man uses a Q-Tip to calm a quivering pussy.

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CI Anonymous 12/ 31/ 13( Tue) 12: 56 Replies:_ El_
My Female cat is in heat forthe first time and since the only male in the house she wont leave me alone, is there anything I can doto help her.
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CI Anonymous 12/ 31/ ) 13: 05 Replies: 551554515 551555245
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Nope, yeu' II have to put up with it until her heat cycle is ever or get her spayed.
CI Anonymous 12/ 31/ )
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I figured, Ijust feel bad cause when i get fed up with her rubbing her butt up against my leg and put her 551 of my room she just sits at the door meowing loudly
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Step I: Ask the cat 55115 dinner.
Step 2: Take her to that italian place downtown. You know, the fancy one, not the olive garden.
Step burdensome Wine with your meal. let the Server pick it 551-
Step it Compliment her on her eyes and fur. Listen to her worries and always keep eye contact Smile, but don' t leek so eager that you leek like yeu' re going eat her face eff.
Step 5: After finishing the meal (which you paid fer}, take her back to your place. On the way to the deer, be sure to say "I had a nice time with you tonight."
Step 5: Fiddle with your keys fer a minute and drop them. Bend down, and on your way up, accidentally bump into her, playfully, ofcourse. Laugh it eff.
Step T: Turn to her and lean in fer a kiss. Nothing deep, just a nice shallow kiss.
Step l Invite her in. have candles ready to light, preferably rose scented. Light them and invite harte freshen up in the bathroom.
Step l While she' s gone, put on some romantic music. When she comes back, tell her she leeks beautiful.
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Step IO: Sit tegether and cuddle on the couch fer a bit. When the mood is right and she seems sleepy, whisper "wanna take this to the bedroom?". "
Step ll: Take harte your bed and kiss her on her shoulders, rubbing them sensually. While she' s moaning, reach into the side table fer fourteens- [r) Anonymous sol/ of/ Ill??!), "
Step 12: Take butthe box and wet one end with your mouth and gently insert it 3/ 8" into heptagonal cavity. Gently rotate until she' s satisfied. File: 1388870_ KB, 669x666, haha oh wow/ jpg)
Hope I helped. = 'l'
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Oh holy crap. As soon as I saw the op, I knew it was going to end like this. And with a sense of sick fascination I read the whole thread. I knew this would happen. I am ruined as a human bean.
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I hope you sick ***** are happy I just sexually pleasured my cat with a ( and I feel dirty
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#2 - atrocitustheking (04/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I can't believe he actually freakin' went along with it. Suggesting it as a sick joke is one thing, but...
#3 - blastros (04/24/2014) [-]
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