419 dont blaze it yet fagit
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mrsnowballs (03/20/2015) [-] For the first 4 frames I was worried I've been high my whole life, because that's what I do all day
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anotherponyaccount (03/21/2015) [-] Drogas and Krillmeister - Only dudes I know who left
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anotherponyaccount (03/21/2015) [-] Then again Drogas was banned and Krillmeister had his HSC
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cabbagemayhem (03/21/2015) [-] I have been here almost ten years. It is true, there is no leaving.
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meatygoodness (03/20/2015) [-] It's been years... Now I can't make it through the day without my hit
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njjohnny (03/20/2015) [-] I had two pixie sticks in one sitting once, so I guess you can say I like to party hardy.
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loganmadder ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] I've never done 'The Marijuana' because I've never had enough money for such privileges.
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anon (03/21/2015) [-] meh, once you get a job one time isnt expensive, its the law and lack of availability that makes most of us not able to try the marijuanas. hell though, i feel like if you arent old enough to have to work you probably shouldnt **** with your developing brain. but then again i feel it still should be ur or ur caretakers choice. sooooo ya.
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zetsuboukamina (03/21/2015) [-] Seven small potatoes, but I must keep them for my motherland and hopefully grow more potatoes. Last years harvest was good, we got 2 5cm long potatoes. It was an amazing feeling to be so rich in potatoes
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SomebodyGetTheDoor (03/21/2015) [-] I'm not sure what to think. My life has reached a crossroads.
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njjohnny (03/21/2015) [-] That picture makes me very uncomfortable. It's like she's non-consentually sucking him off while simultaneously getting high off of him, all the while he's crying and begging for her to stop.I know it might for some of you, but this certainly does not expand my Dong.
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infinitereaper ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] People are being dicks about Cannabis use and others just talking about getting high,
and I just wanna try the stuff for my chronic pain
but because of the war on drugs, the misinformation, and cunty doctors I can't get any
I just wanna feel better I'm tired of taking ****** pills that don't work
People are such judgmental cunts.
and I just wanna try the stuff for my chronic pain
but because of the war on drugs, the misinformation, and cunty doctors I can't get any
I just wanna feel better I'm tired of taking ****** pills that don't work
People are such judgmental cunts.
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brothergrimm (03/21/2015) [-] move to Colorado or California dude. or just get it illegally
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brothergrimm (03/21/2015) [-] there should be but unfortunately there isn't. hell my grandmother smokes pot to help with her cancer. but then again she was a stoner before she got cancer so i guess it doesn't count.
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infinitereaper ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] I'm building up my body and my health (it's not going so well) as best I can so that by the time I finish school with a ****** half degree (associates in business) I'll maybe get an okay enough job to live on my own. In the meantime I'm planning to study botany and agriculture in my spare time so that when I get my own place I can grow my own cannabis and breed it for pain properties, as well as poppies and mushrooms. As well as food to save money. If the dark net recovers maybe I can make a little extra cash with excess produce.
But I'm just so exhausted. I barely scrape by. I could really use some help, but docs man, western medicine, american healthcare, **** is horrible.
But I'm just so exhausted. I barely scrape by. I could really use some help, but docs man, western medicine, american healthcare, **** is horrible.
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smokekusheveryday (03/21/2015) [-] if lived near you my friends i'd give you a half ounce fer free..... im sorry m8
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infinitereaper ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] At this point, I'm planning on learning how to do all of it myself. I'm sure it'll be hard but I hope to be able to grow many things myself one day. Since I have virtually no chance of receiving proper medical care, I have no choice.
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StaticX (03/21/2015) [-] "I don't smoke pot because I'm not in the seventh grade and I have important adult things to do."
Also it is literally the worst thing I have ever smelt in my entire life
Also it is literally the worst thing I have ever smelt in my entire life
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lightningfarronxp (03/21/2015) [-] That quote is from Daniel tosh. stoners are very defensive in their way of life but I agree with you. After you get graduate high school or college its time to stop rolling those blunts and have a sense of responsibility. The lifestyle is fine and as long as it doesn't interfere with your responsibilities then more power to you but that doesn't change the fact that it is illegal in most parts and even if it is legal that wont stop you from losing your job if you get drug tested Or finding one in the first place. A few hours of pleasure is not worth that risk. This opinion is coming from someone who use to smoke on a daily basis in high school but grew out of it.
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Marshmallon (03/21/2015) [-] There is jobs here in which you're required to smoke weed.
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EventHorizon (03/21/2015) [-] I'm 29 years old with an (almost) 6-figure job and a great work ethic. Absolutely **** anyone who tries to tell me what for when it comes to how I choose to relax or medicate myself. If we're going to quote a person whose job it is to make people LAUGH on how we should act as responsible adults then let's just all go back to the dark ages because what the **** is the point of fighting against that type of absolute stupidity?
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anon (03/21/2015) [-]
Pot on average makes people lazy, fat, and uninventive. Good job being the exception if what you're saying is true, but on average that's what pot smokers end up like. That's like you trying to tell me you know an alcoholic who makes a lot of money and has a good life going means that on average drunks aren't useless people who are trying to suffocate problems they have with themselves or others
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charagrin (03/20/2015) [-] I got high for the first time a few months back with a buddy. We smoked from a bong for a few hours, he had me take a deep hit every half hour or so. I got really light feeling, everything was a little funnier, my surgery wounds hurt a little less, and It gave me like a half second delay in the games we were playing. It wasn't bad, but I'll probably never do it again. Just like booze, it's just not my thing.
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notguitaraddict (03/20/2015) [-] Half second time delay?
That doesn't sound like it was just weed yo
That doesn't sound like it was just weed yo
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notguitaraddict (03/21/2015) [-] Alright then. Just saying, though, I used to smoke weed fairly often, and not once did I experience that significant of a time delay.
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anon (03/21/2015) [-]
i wouldnt go that far chicorita. when you start to speak of pharmacology there are no "facts". ill be damned if there isnt a person out there inwhich canabinoid receptor agonism decreases reaction time and enhances attention span. the brain is far far too complex for such absolutes
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notguitaraddict (03/21/2015) [-] Well no **** , but half a second sounds like an overstatement.
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tvfreakuk (03/21/2015) [-] I've done it a few times now, and it's okay. It's a nice thing to have every now and then. Like you said, makes you feel light, and the best word I can think to describe it is "tingly", and of course everything seems hilarious to you.
I didn't have a good time my first time though; my friend rolled me a spliff, but made a massive one that I was apparently meant to share around, which I didn't know at the time, and I smoked almost all of it in around 5 minutes (it was from the bag I'd bought though - I wasn't just taking a **** load of his) . 5 minutes after that I started to hyperventilate, and get dizzy as **** . I ended up throwing up in his toilet and then falling asleep on the sofa. He just went and played tekken for the 2 hours I was asleep.
I didn't have a good time my first time though; my friend rolled me a spliff, but made a massive one that I was apparently meant to share around, which I didn't know at the time, and I smoked almost all of it in around 5 minutes (it was from the bag I'd bought though - I wasn't just taking a **** load of his) . 5 minutes after that I started to hyperventilate, and get dizzy as **** . I ended up throwing up in his toilet and then falling asleep on the sofa. He just went and played tekken for the 2 hours I was asleep.
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jubajubejiblets (03/21/2015) [-]
Yeah, the second time I smoked it felt like time went down to a snails crawl. Those first two times can be pretty wild.
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popcornisland (03/21/2015) [-] The first time I smoked weed was at a friends house in his backgarden, Didn't think anything would happen, boy was I wrong.
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popcornisland (03/21/2015) [-] Back then I didn't get the shivers, still don't.
But my legs felt like spaghetti.
But my legs felt like spaghetti.
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popcornisland (03/21/2015) [-] I remember when I smoked a whole £30 in one, same thing happened. The hills were moving, and I ended up trying to tie my shoe laces for 4 hours, whilst my friend was trying to light another spliff the wrong way around.
Dank/10
Dank/10
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propanex (03/21/2015) [-] I have ADHD and a friend asked if i wanted to get high at a house party of about 5 or 6, just close friends, and I'm thinking due to my chemical imbalance, that weed made me lose my ******* mind, I was hyper, my heart rate was through the roof, I at one point got down and attempted to do push ups, I had very vivid flashbacks to being a kid and I thought I was going to through my whole life again, which freaked me out. Friends said I acted really drunk and was obnoxious.
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palindromia ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
first time i smoked pot i was already drunk and smoked wayyyy too much. i freaked out so hard that i contemplated killing myself to make it stop. it kinda just ruined all drugs for me.
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smokekusheveryday (03/21/2015) [-] in other words you got the spins
not the first time i smoked pot but i wat at a bar with my dad and dont care much fro sports so by then i had about a good 5 hard ciders in me and already smoke about 190 cigarettes went out for another smoke and somebody offered me a spliff tabbaco and weed.. felt great until i felt way too high and then the spins kicked in
not the first time i smoked pot but i wat at a bar with my dad and dont care much fro sports so by then i had about a good 5 hard ciders in me and already smoke about 190 cigarettes went out for another smoke and somebody offered me a spliff tabbaco and weed.. felt great until i felt way too high and then the spins kicked in
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Marshmallon (03/21/2015) [-] Man up and realize it was a mistake. Don't make it again. Most peoples first time sucks a dick anyway.
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srhkid (03/21/2015) [-] Story time..
> be me..
> last week.
> ate 4 cookies and smoked alot
> I couldn't grab my keys to my house, (couldn't feel them on my key chain..
> slept in my truck
> woke up with a horrible head ache
> still very high even a few hours later
> my mom asked me where I was all night, told her I lost my keys and slept at my buddy's house. I'm never getting that high again
> be me..
> last week.
> ate 4 cookies and smoked alot
> I couldn't grab my keys to my house, (couldn't feel them on my key chain..
> slept in my truck
> woke up with a horrible head ache
> still very high even a few hours later
> my mom asked me where I was all night, told her I lost my keys and slept at my buddy's house. I'm never getting that high again
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tomowrath (03/21/2015) [-] when i was 16 I smoked marijuana and then I ate a bagel
I dont have much time left to live now :'/
dont do marijuana kids
I dont have much time left to live now :'/
dont do marijuana kids
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icoherent (03/21/2015) [-] I've had marijuana once, it was medical marijuana. I took it beacause I wasn't eating. they gave me a little more than I should have cause I got ****** up to the point of remembering nothing. Only reason I know is because my dad went and recorded it.
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amuzen ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
First time I smoked pot I was 14, a friend of mine that was 16 convinced me to hang out with him after work. We ended up going to one of his friends house trailer who was 18, then his girlfriend who was 20 came home with a huge bag of pot and by that point I was so intimidated by all the older people I didn't really question it I just kind of did it. I ended up getting super high because between the four of us we smoked what feels like it would be about 12 grams to my current body but realistically was probably closer to 3 at the time since I've doubled my body weight since then and grown far more accustomed to pot.
I don't remember it very well but I do remember
Zoning out on the couch watching the smoke dance in a light beam for what I want to say was about a month
Getting super paranoid and thinking everyone there secretly hated me
Getting super paranoid and thinking people could smell us for miles around and the police were going to bust in at any moment.
Watching final fantasy 13 trailers for somewhere around 200 years I thought that game was going to be revolutionary after watching all those trailers, to this day it is the first game I've bought for full release price and I regret that immensely
Getting incredibly hungry and eating an entire bag of Doritos all by myself.
Getting super dizzy the moment I stepped outside and feeling like I was going to throw up on hindsight I think it was more because of the Doritos then the
telling all my friends I was going to head home, starting to head home, freaking out because I figured my mom would smell the pot on me and camping out in a tree about five minutes into the forest behind my house so I could sneak in first thing in the morning and shower and brush my teeth.
I don't remember it very well but I do remember
Zoning out on the couch watching the smoke dance in a light beam for what I want to say was about a month
Getting super paranoid and thinking everyone there secretly hated me
Getting super paranoid and thinking people could smell us for miles around and the police were going to bust in at any moment.
Watching final fantasy 13 trailers for somewhere around 200 years I thought that game was going to be revolutionary after watching all those trailers, to this day it is the first game I've bought for full release price and I regret that immensely
Getting incredibly hungry and eating an entire bag of Doritos all by myself.
Getting super dizzy the moment I stepped outside and feeling like I was going to throw up on hindsight I think it was more because of the Doritos then the
telling all my friends I was going to head home, starting to head home, freaking out because I figured my mom would smell the pot on me and camping out in a tree about five minutes into the forest behind my house so I could sneak in first thing in the morning and shower and brush my teeth.
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amsel (03/21/2015) [-] Guys we seriously probably shouldn't repost a bunch of C&H and vote it to the front page :[ they're gonna get all pissy at some point. And once people decide they can do it, everyone will. Didn't they try to sue once before?
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thedungeonmaster (03/21/2015) [-] The first time I tried pot was from a volcano at full heat. Needless to say, I had a pretty loopy 4 hours after that.
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bitofatit (03/21/2015) [-] **bitofatit used "*roll picture*"**
**bitofatit rolled image** man i smoked pot at 4am last night, was high as a kite till 6. never been so baked before because i never do it aside from when my friend lets me, which is rare. i felt like a turtle
**bitofatit rolled image** man i smoked pot at 4am last night, was high as a kite till 6. never been so baked before because i never do it aside from when my friend lets me, which is rare. i felt like a turtle
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chokinandtokin 
ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-] First I smoked I had to go in a car with strangers and go to a dinner party. It was a terrible experience. But some reason I still smoked after that. I dont smoke anymore though
