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#12 - hueman ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
>4' 11"
>"I can beat u in basketball"
lol k
User avatar #132 to #12 - thepizzadevourer ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
To be fair, I'm pretty certain a toddler could beat me in basketball
I'm clumsy af, yo
#67 to #12 - crlmsonhazard (12/31/2015) [-]
This gash deserves to be killed
User avatar #88 to #12 - thenoahgoesree (12/31/2015) [-]
i want to thumb up your comment
but the minions killed it
User avatar #53 to #12 - iom (12/30/2015) [-]
man id dunk all over that short bitch
#70 to #12 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
To be fair, she probably is the ball every time she plays with people.
#13 - geese (12/30/2015) [-]
I wouldn't want a girl that obsessed with height in the first place.
#47 to #13 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Found the manlet
#114 to #47 - funkymelon (12/31/2015) [-]
Found the pussy who's not even man enough to log in and say that.
User avatar #133 to #114 - muffintime (12/31/2015) [-]
found the manlet
#139 to #133 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Found the faggot who had to steal anon's comment to get thumbs.
User avatar #142 to #139 - muffintime (12/31/2015) [-]
Never claimed I was the anon. Had to stir the pot with the manlet.
User avatar #134 to #133 - slimscheibe (12/31/2015) [-]
he absolute madman
User avatar #144 to #134 - geese (12/31/2015) [-]
the absolute manlet*
User avatar #4 - zetsuboukamina (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe she just wants to be dick sucking height.
User avatar #2 - slynke (12/30/2015) [-]
3' 9" master race
User avatar #63 to #2 - platinumaltaria ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
You are a manchild, no exceptions.
User avatar #83 to #2 - lennylorenzo ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
So hows the weather down there?
User avatar #38 to #2 - maxismahname (12/30/2015) [-]
***** u srs?
#32 to #2 - dzimo (12/30/2015) [-]
so you are a midget?
User avatar #72 to #2 - syfygeek (12/31/2015) [-]
So, how's Khaz Modan these days?
#5 to #2 - greyhoundfd (12/30/2015) [-]
So I take it this is you?
User avatar #71 to #5 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]
at least he's badass...
User avatar #77 to #71 - greyhoundfd (12/31/2015) [-]
I never said he wasn't.
User avatar #78 to #77 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]
your a good person
#80 to #78 - greyhoundfd (12/31/2015) [-]
Why does that feel like an insult? It shouldn't...
User avatar #81 to #80 - selfdestructo (12/31/2015) [-]
Its the power of small italics you godamn wonder
#118 to #78 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
*you're
#23 - daiemio ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
To be fair, I think she's going a WEE bit too far here, I'm find with women putting emphesis on fit and active people.. but when you insult a man for not being OVER SIX FEET TALL.. when she's hardly passing 5 feet herself..

That's when I slap a bitch.
#60 to #23 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Hardly passing, bitch she's 4'11" she ain't even 5'
User avatar #64 to #60 - daiemio ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
I'm sorry if my "moron to cm conversion" is a wee bit off, but the REST of the world uses METRICS, the US is the only country dumb enough to still use that awkward counting system
#120 to #64 - GeneralLeeInsane (12/31/2015) [-]
What?

Did you convert feet + inches to inches wrong, then from inches to metric wrong, and then back to feet + inches wrong again?

She clearly states that she is 4'11". Which isn't passing 5'.

You could have said that it's 4:19, which is too late for blazing it at 4:20, and been less wrong.
User avatar #111 - ronyx (12/31/2015) [-]
To be honest it's OK, it's not like im interested in shallow bitches to begin with.
User avatar #117 to #111 - jsrf (12/31/2015) [-]
this should be stickied
#21 - hankhateshippies (12/30/2015) [-]
Excuse me
User avatar #42 to #21 - beasert (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm 8" taller than my hero, wtf?
User avatar #52 to #42 - iom (12/30/2015) [-]
5' 3'' plus 8'' equals 5'11'' get your short **** out of here
#115 to #52 - funkymelon (12/31/2015) [-]
***** **** outta here. But I at least respect that you're not an anon so you go that going for ya
#140 to #115 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
I'd never eat a funkymelon anyway *cries*
User avatar #54 to #21 - bitofatit ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
im the same height as wolverine. thats one way to look on the brightside to my height
User avatar #9 - utburd (12/30/2015) [-]
AHAHAHAHAAA, why would I soil glorious 6ft+ genetics by interbreeding with a midget that can't take a dick balls deep. If you like em under 5ft just admit you're a short dick paedophile and kill yourself.
User avatar #137 to #9 - dazartimm (12/31/2015) [-]
Depends more on the girl than height. I've had a gf who was 5ft and could take the whole thing, and one who was 5'7" that couldn't
#33 to #9 - roannoke (12/30/2015) [-]
gf 19. D boobs. toned ass. thick thighs. rides a mean dick. short girls are epic
User avatar #28 to #9 - weightedtemp (12/30/2015) [-]
6'4", I actually think like this.
User avatar #39 to #9 - aizeinstein (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't know, man. ******* shorties seems better than actually ******* children.
#116 - xerxic (12/31/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#18 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
what she doesnt realise is that she is just a "timed **** girl", her only value is her looks and sex she can deliver so smart men that she aims for will use her only for sex and then dump her, because she is just a bad investment. Her looks will fade and valuable men will get just more valuable.
#58 - ashedust (12/31/2015) [-]
As long as I'm taller than the girl, it's all k.
User avatar #15 - bakinboy (12/30/2015) [-]
>including a picture of yourself with your BF or EX
automatic no
#76 - mikepetru (12/31/2015) [-]
Have a thought? Ok.

I think you're a bitch.
#48 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Maybe it is a cultural thing, but where I am from, guys tend to like short girls, they appear more feminine or something. As a 5 ft 8 girl, I am not considered "cute". I am somewhat good looking and there are guys who goes for the taller girls, so it totally seem like it is an individual thing, but my impression is that the "norm" is short girls. If so, being short and cute don't know if she is good/cute looking for a girl is a plus, like being tall is a plus for men. I don't think it is double standards, it is probably some biology thing where being tall is a sign of a higher amount of testosterone. In any case, some (most) girls likes tall men, some (most) men like good looking women, both genders can be superficial about their preferences, and that can be a good thing, we are that way for a reason. Looks shouldn't be the only thing that matters, but it always matters a bit. Having standards is something young women are expected and supposed to have, and men are expected and supposed to live up to as many woman's standards they can. Of cause this is old biology that isn't fair in our society today, and it shouldn't rule the dating world, which I don't think it does. But the nature will show itself on occasion.
#95 to #48 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
I know how you feel. 6ft 1 with a man who's 5ft 6 and has a Amazonian fetish. the welsh race are pure midgets compared to the english
#141 to #48 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
I'm a 5'7 guy, my last gf of 4 years was 6'2 and she was ******* awesome (we broke up 'cos she's moved to Australia, I'm in the UK)
User avatar #26 - brokentrucker ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I bet she throws tantrums like a mouse. Lots of flailing and squeaking.
#8 - totallytito ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Why would a woman want to feel like a toddler getting ****** by a hulking troll?
Y'know, women keep talking about "patriarchy" yet keep actively seeking dudes that make them appear weak as **** .

Suck on someone your own size, ya know?
#135 to #8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
Because despite all technological progress, women still seek the alpha caveman.
#143 to #8 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
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#145 to #143 - anon (12/31/2015) [-]
^ lawl, fail
User avatar #37 to #8 - hudis (12/30/2015) [-]
B I O L O G Y
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User avatar #10 to #8 - justanotherusernam (12/30/2015) [-]
Sexuality and social constraints are very different beasts.
User avatar #35 to #10 - anametoremember (12/30/2015) [-]
Not really. You don't develop a sexuality by yourself. It's a social thing by nature.
#127 to #35 - tenju (12/31/2015) [-]
First guy says "It's 100% like this."
Second guy says "No, it's 100% like this!"
Neither are right.
Welcome to the internet.
#20 to #8 - kapakapa ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
shrek fetish
#7 - crixuz (12/30/2015) [-]
**crixuz used "*roll picture*"**
**crixuz rolled image**Cunt.
#90 - robuntu (12/31/2015) [-]
I think it's really cool that there is an entire generation of people who will believe anything you put on the internet. I mean, holy crap, this has to be legit, because, it's on the internet! No way could someone fake this. In like five minutes. Because it's so easy to fake. No way would people intentionally create fake stuff, or say things that aren't true, just to annoy other people. Nobody would ever create a parody of another person's view, taken to such an extreme level, as to make it appear ridiculous or offensive.

And I mean, hey, look at all the details. It says 'Caitin' and she's 22. Totally legit.

We should read this, and assume that it's 100% true. Then, let's have some angry guys extrapolate this extreme position and imply it represents the position of women everywhere. And then we can thumb him up because - **** women man. Ain't nothing but bitches and hoes. WE WANT PRENUMP! FIST BUMP. BRB gotta go to **** and rub one out....
#128 to #90 - anonmynous (12/31/2015) [-]
No one here would put money on the fact that this is 100% true (although it very well could be). But this is funnyjunk, browsing requires a suspension of disbelief to some extent or you suck out all the funny.
User avatar #85 - mortolife (12/31/2015) [-]
5"9" and not really bothered by it too much. I'd like to be taller, since I'm the shortest out of my friends, but I've never lost out on getting a girl because of m height.
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