Dear Mr. Jones
We are writing in regard to the letter you sent us outlining
your anxieties ahead of viewing Thor: The Dark World in at
one scottr venues.
We if like to state that there is no risk of you "getting trated
over the head with a mythological item of hardware" as you put it.
There is no chance of Thor' s hammer, or anything else for that
matter, in wring you during one of our screenings - that s not how
Please note, you will not be allowed to enter the screening
more in the attire you suggested in your attached photo.
We hope you enjoy your movie.