3500 CM AP Giveaway
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cannibalvegan ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] He's a funny dude, here's where that joke came from: youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs?t=3m45s
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madscrivenings (12/14/2015) [-] Hey, admin, for Christmas can you go **** yourself, AND Change anon to Christmas fag? Pretty trannie topped please?
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WhattheNorris (12/14/2015) [-] thumb script
automatically thumbs for you
I know it's lazy but it's not like I was thumbing people up levels or anything
automatically thumbs for you
I know it's lazy but it's not like I was thumbing people up levels or anything
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WhattheNorris (12/14/2015) [-] the latter
like replies to my comments
it's impossible to thumb yourself with it
like replies to my comments
it's impossible to thumb yourself with it
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teddybearlove ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] I don't see a problem with it. But I guess admin must have a fear of skynet or something.
is there a user named skynet?
is there a user named skynet?
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waffermelone (12/14/2015) [-] >>#155, yup... and it is an untouched account... niiiice
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Lilstow (12/14/2015) [-] oh **** , seriously? I was considering looking into writing a script that thumbs up all users within a preset level range in order to slightly inconvenience bait accounts, but now I'm not so sure I want to. also note that i wasn't gonna try and have this script run through pages on funnyjunk aggressively seeking people out, it was just gonna vote for me when I visited a page that happens to have users I want thumbed a particular way cuz I'm lazy.
How exactly did yours work? (in terms of behavior, not implementation)
I want to know where the line gets drawn.
How exactly did yours work? (in terms of behavior, not implementation)
I want to know where the line gets drawn.
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WhattheNorris (12/14/2015) [-] Well mine just had a button in the corner
you press the button and it thumbs up everything on the page you're viewing
can also thumb down but that's not necessart
you press the button and it thumbs up everything on the page you're viewing
can also thumb down but that's not necessart
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WhattheNorris (12/14/2015) [-] I only used it on backroom where thumbs don't affect anything
it's been a month now
it's been a month now
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admin [OP](12/14/2015) [-] whoa bro, I'm sooooooooo sorry you cheated and got banned for it by a four line piece of code that is apparently smarter than your human brain!
here's how you can fix it:
go to the kitchen, find a knife, take that knife and cut your throat. then go bleed out and die.
make sure you don't have any offspring either. thanks!
here's how you can fix it:
go to the kitchen, find a knife, take that knife and cut your throat. then go bleed out and die.
make sure you don't have any offspring either. thanks!
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holtie (12/13/2015) [-] I keep seeing comments like this. How is it a giveaway if I am giving something to you? I am giving you a thumb, with no guarantee of a reward after. It is like a lottery that runs on donations. They donate to you, you give them a ticket and you claim you are "Giving" away something. If you really really wanted to give this away I should not have to give you a thumb. You should just pick someone random and give it to them. It could be anyone, on the site, a relative, someone on the street, that kid down the block with is mentally challenged. I think honestly giving something away would be a whole lot better and make you feel a whole lot better, but there is also trouble in doing that too. Have you ever heard of the expression that it is better to give than to receive? Well in order to give something away, someone has to take it. You cant have a giver without a receiver. You are forcing someone to have a karmatic imbalance on their soul for life if you do this. You think that it is no big deal, you did something good and you will get rewarded, but that other person may end up going to hell just because of you and your need to give this gift to them and expect nothing in return. What would you do if they then try to give you something? Say, "No thank you, I don't want whatever you have gotten me because as you know it is better to give than to receive and I want everyone to know that I am a better person than you". Would you really do that to someone? Let's look at this gift you are "giving" away for only the cost of thumbs and attention. Anal penetration, if done safely and with care, can lead to a pleasing experience for both parties. Plus you are doing this without expecting anything, other than what we have already discussed, and not expecting anything back. However, by doing this with some random thumb thrower, you run the risk of getting something back you may not have wanted. Red glowing bumps perhaps if not worse. Now I am sure that when this is arranged, you are going to take every precaution, but that is not always 100% and you know it. If anyone on this site knows it, you do admin. You have more elves living on that north pole than anyone, but still you don't seem to be dumb. What if you accidentally give the person a little extra? Not just some snow covered landscape, but what if the eggnog gets out of control at the end and you happened to choose, at random, a girl? What if she gets great with child and you are stuck then? Sure I know just what you will do, tell her that since you did not have traditional sex, she is technically still a virgin. I am sure there will be tests, mighty Admin, to determine you are right. But will anyone really believe her when she tells them? What if she is married? How will she explain that to her husband, you have essentially turned into a step-dad now? Of course your only obligation was the anal penetration so you will just disappear off the face of the earth, raising her to raise this miracle child of the almighty admin. Ohh, you can not stop her from telling everyone, and tell everyone she will. People will come from thousands of miles around just to here her tell the tale and look upon this child's face. They may even bring him gifts as they think that, since he is your kid, he has some sort of powers. An annual tradition will be made from this, to which the step father, the guy you entrusted your kid to gets no love at all. You make people feel good and happy when they are on your site, so they will think he shall do the same. Maybe he can, maybe he can not. People will follow him no matter what. Soon others will become jealous of him and someone will betray him causing him to be killed in a horrible way Admin. Horrible! But people will see it as a sign and create another holiday around it. All I have to say, admin, is please be careful this holiday season with your anal penetration. As far as my thumb goes? It will remain up my ass!
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teddybearlove ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] I want to make this popular. I want this to become a copypasta so bad.
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assassindash (12/13/2015) [-] **assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
**assassindash rolled image**
<- I just want this for Christmas.
**assassindash rolled image**
<- I just want this for Christmas.
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hairysmellyanus ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] Damn how can I make my money all pixely like that?
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phenex (12/13/2015) [-] **phenex used "*roll picture*"**
**phenex rolled image**Write, "From Addy With Love" on it when I win.
**phenex rolled image**Write, "From Addy With Love" on it when I win.
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brucieblue (12/13/2015) [-] This pleases me. I will be expecting you this christmas. I'll leave the chimney open.
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highkingtorygg (12/14/2015) [-] >only nine inches
what do you take me for, a virgin? give me at least 14
what do you take me for, a virgin? give me at least 14
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allidoisfapfapfap ONLINE (12/14/2015) [-] **allidoisfapfapfap used "*roll picture*"**
**allidoisfapfapfap rolled image** Pfffffffffftttt 9 inches....
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**allidoisfapfapfap rolled image** Pfffffffffftttt 9 inches....
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