30 minutes. For more go to . and jump into that pool of gasoline. ARE YOU CRAZY". That wasn't funny at all OP. It's not that the situation was bad or that it was a suicide joke, the punchline was just weak as . Need to work on that OP. comic WDComix
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User avatar #11 - golnax (04/16/2014) [-]
That wasn't funny at all OP. It's not that the situation was bad or that it was a suicide joke, the punchline was just weak as **** .

Need to work on that OP.
User avatar #8 - shadowm (04/16/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Gasoline doesn't burn in it's liquid state, at least not on it's own, there isn't enough oxygen to cause an explosion. This may work on a hot day though due to the vapours in the air from the evaporating gas
User avatar #1 - tehlulzbringer (04/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #10 to #1 - mylazy (04/16/2014) [-]
What would you have done if someone else said something while you were pasting that and you had gotten second comment?
User avatar #13 - darkjustifier (04/16/2014) [-]
bad puns is why he's doing it, you pushed him over the edge
User avatar #6 - mordenkrad (04/16/2014) [+] (8 replies)
sciencexplain ! Is that true? I've always though it was an old wives tale..... What Actually would happen?!
User avatar #4 - metalmind (04/15/2014) [-]
Bad Idea.
You need more air in that to create a really good explosion.
User avatar #3 - demonfish (04/15/2014) [-]
I guess you could say that he wants to burn off those calories
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