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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded flag in the window. “This house is yours for eternity, Peyton,” said God. “This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here.”
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and green sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Seahawks logo flag, and in every window hung a green Seahawks towel.
Peyton looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”
“So what’s your point Peyton?”, God asked.
“Well, why does Russell Wilson get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and replied “Peyton, that’s not Russell's house, it’s mine.”
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the sidewalk, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a blue and green sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Seahawks logo flag, and in every window hung a green Seahawks towel.
Peyton looked at God and said “God, I’m not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL records, and I even went to the Hall of Fame.”
“So what’s your point Peyton?”, God asked.
“Well, why does Russell Wilson get a better house than me?”
God chuckled, and replied “Peyton, that’s not Russell's house, it’s mine.”
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