23 Best things about being single. . 23 People Were Asked "What' s The Best Thing About Being Single'?" These Answers Make A Lot Of Sense 1. Walking around nake 23 Best things about being single People Were Asked "What' s The Thing About Being Single'?" These Answers Make A Lot Of Sense 1 Walking around nake
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23 People Were Asked "What' s
The Best Thing About Being
Single'?" These Answers Make
A Lot Of Sense
1. Walking around naked.
2. You really don' t appreciate the entire
mattress, until you have it all to yourself.
3. Always knowing what your budget is.
4. Sleeping in.
5. Never having to wait to use the
bathroom.
6. Precious silence.
7. Don' t have to compromise about
anything.
I had to sit through Cinderella and a
thousand bullshit chick because
my ex wanted to watch them. Now, I
watch Cinderella because I want to watch
3. Never arguing with anyone,
9. Less broken stuff to fix.
10. If you want to go somewhere you just
walk out the door.
11. What' s for dinner isn' t a debate.
12. Your schedule is wide open.
13. The mess can wait until tomorrow.
14. Drinking out of the containers is OK,
15. There' s an event and I don' t wanna go to
16. I decide at the last minute to just grab my
coat and zoom downtown do to
whatever? I can.
17. I want to dance in my living room, sing
and do horrible beatbox at the top
of my lungs past midnight? I sure as hell
can.
13. Watching an entire movie without being
interrupted or having to explain it to
19. All of the restaurants just became half off.
20. I dons have to text anyone all the time.
21. Not shaving.
22. Not having to '' something with your
significant other.
23. Most of your friends will soon have
babies. They will have babies. You will
have a gin and tonic.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - anon id: cd403a94
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(03/22/2014) [-]
>They will have babies. You will have gin and tonic.

MFW I'm drowning loneliness in alcohol.
User avatar #3 to #1 - drackmore
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(03/22/2014) [-]
You drown that pussy loneliness and when its dead and your drunk you make friends with freedom.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackmanagan
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(03/22/2014) [-]
you spelled freedom wrong
#11 - funtimer
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Im in a committed relationship and the these apply to it:
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9) She's pretty damn handy, if she thinks she needs to spend money on buying a new one, she will fix that **** with paperclips and rubberbands if she needs to.
11) We like the same places
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21) She likes the beard.

Just because you're not single doesn't mean you can't do half that stuff. Sure you may need to check some stuff with your SO just to keep them in the know, but it's not like prison as long as you're with the right person.
#50 to #11 - realreality
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Shut Up Slave.  btw I get exactly what you mean.
Shut Up Slave. btw I get exactly what you mean.
User avatar #12 to #11 - toosexyforyou
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Oh **** off and let us have a couple good things
User avatar #27 to #12 - minnten
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Because people who aren't single also having those things diminishes you having them? **** off with that logic.
#5 - megusters
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I can't do most of these things and I'm single.
#7 to #5 - infinitereaper
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#17 to #5 - hakuna
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(03/23/2014) [-]
The people asked in this survey wasn't 14-year-olds living at home
User avatar #63 to #17 - megusters
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I'm a middle aged paraplegic.
#20 - chrispebbletoe
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Gin and Tonic? What do you think we are... gay? Maybe a little . No we drink whiskey and Ale and Jack daniels
User avatar #41 to #20 - kanduhuskedetder
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(03/23/2014) [-]
What the **** are you talking about? I drink longdrinks as long as I want. If I'm at a metal concert and I want a mojito, I will drink a ******* mojito. And you know who also liked mojitos? Ernest ******* Hemingway. So stop telling me about being manly.
User avatar #62 to #20 - hecatonchires
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(03/23/2014) [-]
You ******* **** nugget, jack daniels is horrible whisky designed only to make you drunk as ****. That's why it's acceptable to drink it with lots of soda on parties.

If you want to drink whisky for the taste then you'll have to look around a bit for a taste that suites you, there are a lot of different tastes. Don't be fooled by people who claim the single malt's are always better then blended, it's ********, there are good whisky's on both sides. Good starter whisky's are The Black Grouse, Bowmore Legend, Dimple 15,... I myself like a Lagavulin. Oh and do yourself a pleasure, don't add ice to a good whisky, it waters the drink down and is bad for the taste.
#65 to #62 - chrispebbletoe
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Also on the ice subject if you want it cool invest in some whiskey stones
#64 to #62 - chrispebbletoe
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(03/23/2014) [-]
I am a big whiskey drink and jack daniels technically doesnt count. Its a sour mash. I personally prefer things like Dalwhinnie, Glenlivet and Glenfiddich straight. just saying if your gunna drink a short like that then its jack daniels all the way.
#22 to #20 - olafur
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Woah you ******* child. GT is a certified mans drink. Jack Daniels on the other hand is a ******* ****** burbon for kids and cola.
#30 to #22 - anon id: 4a11800d
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(03/23/2014) [-]
This exactly good sir
#23 to #22 - chrispebbletoe
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Not where i'm from. I'm a bar manager and 95% of people who order gin and tonic are women. Jack is awesome its a sour mash. And has flavour.
User avatar #32 to #23 - adrilazzaro
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Jack daniels tastes like dusty gasoline, i will never understand all the hype around it
User avatar #26 to #23 - minnten
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(03/23/2014) [-]
A really ****** flavor, yes. It's the drink you order because you're 21 and don't know any better.
#10 - testaburger
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#39 - zekeon
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(03/23/2014) [-]
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?   
   
I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?

I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
#45 to #39 - nabidacat
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User avatar #49 - imalex
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(03/23/2014) [-]
this is cool if you're in your twenties but as soon as you hit 35ish it turns sad
#13 - alltipswelcome
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
#33 - maxbeejax
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(03/23/2014) [-]
Walk around naked?   
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
Walk around naked?
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
#34 to #33 - firesnake
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#14 - tehavatar
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(03/23/2014) [-]
you should appreciate being single only because you havent ****** up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.
you should appreciate being single only because you havent ****** up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.