23 Best things about being single. . 23 People Were Asked "What' s The Best Thing About Being Single'?" These Answers Make A Lot Of Sense 1. Walking around nake
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23 Best things about being single

23 People Were Asked "What' s
The Best Thing About Being
Single'?" These Answers Make
A Lot Of Sense
1. Walking around naked.
2. You really don' t appreciate the entire
mattress, until you have it all to yourself.
3. Always knowing what your budget is.
4. Sleeping in.
5. Never having to wait to use the
bathroom.
6. Precious silence.
7. Don' t have to compromise about
anything.
I had to sit through Cinderella and a
thousand bullshit chick because
my ex wanted to watch them. Now, I
watch Cinderella because I want to watch
3. Never arguing with anyone,
9. Less broken stuff to fix.
10. If you want to go somewhere you just
walk out the door.
11. What' s for dinner isn' t a debate.
12. Your schedule is wide open.
13. The mess can wait until tomorrow.
14. Drinking out of the containers is OK,
15. There' s an event and I don' t wanna go to
16. I decide at the last minute to just grab my
coat and zoom downtown do to
whatever? I can.
17. I want to dance in my living room, sing
and do horrible beatbox at the top
of my lungs past midnight? I sure as hell
can.
13. Watching an entire movie without being
interrupted or having to explain it to
19. All of the restaurants just became half off.
20. I dons have to text anyone all the time.
21. Not shaving.
22. Not having to '' something with your
significant other.
23. Most of your friends will soon have
babies. They will have babies. You will
have a gin and tonic.
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#1 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>They will have babies. You will have gin and tonic.

MFW I'm drowning loneliness in alcohol.
User avatar #2 to #1 - jackmanagan (03/22/2014) [-]
you spelled freedom wrong
#11 - funtimer (03/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Im in a committed relationship and the these apply to it:
1)
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6)
9) She's pretty damn handy, if she thinks she needs to spend money on buying a new one, she will fix that shit with paperclips and rubberbands if she needs to.
11) We like the same places
13)
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15)
18)
21) She likes the beard.

Just because you're not single doesn't mean you can't do half that stuff. Sure you may need to check some stuff with your SO just to keep them in the know, but it's not like prison as long as you're with the right person.
#5 - megusters (03/23/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I can't do most of these things and I'm single.
#17 to #5 - hakuna (03/23/2014) [-]
The people asked in this survey wasn't 14-year-olds living at home
#20 - chrispebbletoe (03/23/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Gin and Tonic? What do you think we are... gay? Maybe a little . No we drink whiskey and Ale and Jack daniels
#22 to #20 - olafur (03/23/2014) [-]
Woah you fucking child. GT is a certified mans drink. Jack Daniels on the other hand is a fucking shitty burbon for kids and cola.
+7
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#39 - zekeon (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?   
   
I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
...Or get someone who isn't a controlling bint and is the kind of person who would also do horrible beatboxing after midnight?

I feel like too many people just "settle" for someone.
User avatar #49 - imalex ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
this is cool if you're in your twenties but as soon as you hit 35ish it turns sad
#13 - alltipswelcome (03/23/2014) [-]
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
Finally someone appreciates being single, love it!
#57 - chocolatepuppy (03/23/2014) [-]
this one cracked me up...
#37 - wacemindu (03/23/2014) [-]
fucking 18
fucking 18
#36 - buttholee (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #190102 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY **   
   
I feel I'm the only the one on this site who wants kids (that's a male)...   
   
I mean, who wouldn't want a pair of mammals that cling to your every word, and you can chose how to raise them?
**buttholee rolled a random image posted in comment #190102 at ADMIN'S WEIRD SEXUAL PLAYHOUSE, DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST READY YOUR BODY **

I feel I'm the only the one on this site who wants kids (that's a male)...

I mean, who wouldn't want a pair of mammals that cling to your every word, and you can chose how to raise them?
#33 - maxbeejax (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Walk around naked?   
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
Walk around naked?
Sure as hell can. Might even happen something unexpected as well c:
#25 - anonymous (03/23/2014) [-]
The first item on the list is better if you are not single.
#14 - tehavatar (03/23/2014) [-]
you should appreciate being single only because you havent fucked up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.
you should appreciate being single only because you havent fucked up and are with someone you werent meant to be with.
User avatar #6 - soldieroffortunemp (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
My wife takes over my PS3 to watch chick flicks on netflix, I rarely get to game even though it is mine. Enjoy it while it last, I love my wife she just has her way.......all the time.
User avatar #28 to #6 - minnten (03/23/2014) [-]
>wife
>mine
User avatar #60 - jnovuse (03/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
1. I think being in a relationship is the BEST time to walk around naked.
2. Yeah you do, remember all of childhood? Bed is much better with a couple.
3. Do people have a problem with this? I ALWAYS know what my budget is, no matter what.
4. That should be on "What's best about being unemployed"
5. If you have to go that bad, just pee in the shower, problem solved.
6. Precious silence can be had any time, relationship or not.
7. If your so selfish that you can't let the person you should love do what they want once in awhile, you probably shouldn't be in a relationship.
8. Really? Every single interaction in the entire world is perfectly fine, except with your spouse? Maybe you shouldn't be with them then.
9. I guess, if you were in a relationship with an asshole. Who break's stuff to the point of needing to complain about fixing stuff a lot? Are you dating a FARM ANIMAL?
10. You can do that with a relationship to, just say "Hey babe, I am going out, see ya later."
11. IDK how your relationships were, but dinner was never a debate, it was a "you make it.", "no, you make it.", "let's just order something or go out.", "sounds good to me."
12. This should not change based on your relationship status, maybe on a few nights a week you plan a date or something, but if your WHOLE DAY is booked because your in a relationship, maybe your spouse is a little 'needy'.
13. I guess, if your spouse doesn't want to see/smell the mess and how lazy you are.
14. O.K. either way, spouse got a problem? Yo' I'll solve it, check out my hook why the DJ revolves it.
15. Relationship or not, this is the case. But also refer to my response to #7.
16. Yep, relationship or not you can. It's called TRUST. If you don't have it, you DON'T have a relationship.
17. If your spouse doesn't enjoy or include themselves with you doing this, your with the WRONG PERSON.
18. Is this really a bother? Than include them in the prequels and previous movies!
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#56 - xzayviaaeyeres (03/23/2014) [-]
I broke up with my first GF because of 15. Refused to go to prom, The thought of spending an entire night in the school hall with the dickheads that constantly bullied me was too much and I refused to go. She couldn't accept that and we broke up

Fun fact?: I've had 2 GF's, Both have gotten married to the guys they went out with after me
#31 - pfccross (03/23/2014) [-]
I can do you one better. Having a girlfirend, but her not living with you. Im 20 and I live with my parents and she lives with hers for while we are going through collage. We both go to school and work, so we are usually pretty busy and dont hang out much. But when we do hang out I can appreciate it alot more because I dont see her much, and all the rest of my free time is mine. I can be that really close friend zoned guy to all the other girls because I have a GF already and it really is ok. You would be surprised how cozy the friend zone can be when there is no pressure in that sense. So no social pressure, still get to hang out occasionally, but she doesn't live with me so she doesnt run my life. wonderful place to be.
I can do you one better. Having a girlfirend, but her not living with you. Im 20 and I live with my parents and she lives with hers for while we are going through collage. We both go to school and work, so we are usually pretty busy and dont hang out much. But when we do hang out I can appreciate it alot more because I dont see her much, and all the rest of my free time is mine. I can be that really close friend zoned guy to all the other girls because I have a GF already and it really is ok. You would be surprised how cozy the friend zone can be when there is no pressure in that sense. So no social pressure, still get to hang out occasionally, but she doesn't live with me so she doesnt run my life. wonderful place to be.
#24 - dehumanizer (03/23/2014) [-]
Beeing single is still not good to me.

>tfw no qt 3.14 gf
User avatar #19 - kingofhazard (03/23/2014) [-]
And my parents question why I would rather be single.
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