21st Century Nursery Rhymes

NURSERY RHYMES‘ UPDATED
FOR THE fit' tatt CENTURY
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Humpty a great fall
The structure of the wall was incorrect
So heaven ten grand with Claims Direct:
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Jack and Jill went We town
To fetch some chips and
New he taart' t keep his heart rate down
And she' s gatt.
Georgie Margie‘ pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and 'made them '.
to play
He kissed them too was gay.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran we tll pylon
10, 000 volts went up its arse
And turned ' to nylon,