20 Similes to Smile at. Please tell my my title was clever . 1. She walked into my office like a Centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his  20 simile smile funny english Exam quote
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20 Similes to Smile at. Please tell my my title was clever . 1. She walked into my office like a Centipede with 98 missing legs. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his

Please tell my my title was clever

1. She walked into my office like a Centipede
with 98 missing legs.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making
and breaking alliances like underpants in a
tumble dryer
3. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair
after a sneeze.
4. The little boat gently drifted across the
pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn' t.
S. fell 12 stories, hitting the
pavement like a paper bag
filled with vegetable soup.
6. Her eyes were like two brown circles with
big black dots in the
centre
7. The dandelion swayed in the gentle breeze
like an oscillating
electric fan set on medium.
8. Her vocabulary was as bad as, kinda' like,
sorta, whatever.
9. He was as tall as a tree.
10. The hailstones leaped from the pavement,
just like maggots when you
fry them in hot grease
ll. Long separated by cruel fate, the
lovers raced across
the grassy field toward each other like two
freight trains, one
having left Bellina at 6: 36 pm travelling at 55
mph, the other from
4: at a speed of 35 mph.
12. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like
the full stop after the
Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
13. John and Mary had never met. They were
like two hummingbirds who had
also never met.
The thunder was ominous sounding, much
like the sound of a thin
sheet of metal being shaken backstage during
the storm scene in a
play.
15. The red brick wall was the colour of a
breakered crayon.
16. Even in his last years, Granddad had a
mind like a steel trap, only
one that had been left out so long it had
rusted shut.
17. The plan was simple, like my brother Phil.
But unlike Phil, this
plan just might work.
18. The young fighter had a hungry look, the
kind you get from not
eating for while.
19. "Oh, Jason, take mel" she panted, her
breasts heaving like a student on 50
night.
20. He was as lame as a duck. Not the
metaphorical lame duck either,
but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe
from stepping on a
landmine or something.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#3 - makhan
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(06/11/2014) [-]
"He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree" 10/10
"He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree" 10/10
#27 - ashedust
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(06/11/2014) [-]
This content is good, just like a grilled cheese sandwich that is also good.

#17 was actually kinda cool in a mean way.
#31 - skittlesareepic
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(06/11/2014) [-]
4th one reminds me of this
#37 - trapt
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I hope this is rolled completely out of context
#52 to #37 - illrekyemam
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**illrekyemam rolled image**
#51 to #37 - jacobomexicano
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**jacobomexicano rolled image** why not start trying now?
User avatar #30 - louiewhat
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(06/11/2014) [-]
She danced like nobody was watching, but people were watching and she looked like a twat.
#24 - honkan
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(06/11/2014) [-]
A few of these are in the content, but some are different.
User avatar #1 - vgmddg
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(06/10/2014) [-]
Your title was clever. This post is also clever. I like it.
#2 to #1 - unlikely [OP]
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(06/10/2014) [-]
Thank you <3
User avatar #7 - theturtletrolley
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I actually though 16 was good, kinda sad even
#12 to #7 - gayname
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(06/11/2014) [-]
**gayname rolled image**
Yeah it was good... except I didn't have a ******* clue what he meant. I really tried understanding that one.
#14 to #12 - theturtletrolley
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I think what he's saying is that his grandad used to have a sharp mind, the 'steel trap' but as time went on his brain began to become slower and less effective as it 'had been left out and rusted' meaning as he got older his brain deteriorated. Whilst his brain used to be sharp and still was, time, or possibly a disorder, alzheimers perhaps, caused it to 'rust' and become less effective and caused it to not work as well.   
Thats just what I thought anyway, **** knows
I think what he's saying is that his grandad used to have a sharp mind, the 'steel trap' but as time went on his brain began to become slower and less effective as it 'had been left out and rusted' meaning as he got older his brain deteriorated. Whilst his brain used to be sharp and still was, time, or possibly a disorder, alzheimers perhaps, caused it to 'rust' and become less effective and caused it to not work as well.
Thats just what I thought anyway, **** knows
#15 to #14 - gayname
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(06/11/2014) [-]
yeah, it would be a good simile if he had worded it a little better.
User avatar #16 to #15 - theturtletrolley
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Admittedly it was a bit confusing but I still thought it was good
#35 - ubercookieboy
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I read every single one of those in this guys voice
User avatar #42 to #35 - acheryus
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(06/11/2014) [-]
I went back and reread them all in His voice
User avatar #43 to #42 - ubercookieboy
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Feeling satisfied?
User avatar #44 to #43 - acheryus
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(06/11/2014) [-]
very
#20 - sandwichchaser
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(06/11/2014) [-]
MFW I work directly between Ballina and Claremorris, and there is no train that goes direct....
MFW I work directly between Ballina and Claremorris, and there is no train that goes direct....
User avatar #21 to #20 - Senilecow
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Try living in Charlestown! Mayo for Sam!
User avatar #25 to #21 - sandwichchaser
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(06/11/2014) [-]
Haha, you're only down the road then. Just there for lunch.