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2 minutes of pure feels

Warning: There will be triggers for some viewers but, if you watch, please watch the whole thing before passing judgment.

Written and Performed by Andrew Bailey
Camera: Justin Carter

This is the recording of a monologue originally performed at the Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret in June of 2012.

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Submitted: 03/27/2014
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User avatar #6 - godtherapist (03/27/2014) [+] (19 replies)
Every day I am berated by Feminists because I am a Men's Rights Activist. I'm called a rapist, a rape supporter, rape culture enabler, a pedophile, a misogynist, a bigot. Just all the names they can think of.

But every day I think of the Thousands and Thousands of Men like this one. When something like this comes around, I know I'm doing the right thing.
#62 - raideoactivepilot (03/28/2014) [-]
its not what he said. Its the pain in his eyes that gets to me.
#56 - graknab (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Real men's issues:   
-societal expectations of masculinity   
-societal expectations to provide for women   
-men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at   
-unfair treatment in child custody battles   
-no support for male victims of domestic abuse   
   
Not real men's issues   
-le friend zone   
-women not wanting to dating you because they aren't obligated to    
-"						*******					 femnazis" (I believe a term first used by Rush Limbaugh"    
   
I'm glad we're seeing more 						****					 like this
Real men's issues:
-societal expectations of masculinity
-societal expectations to provide for women
-men who are raped are more likely to remain silent and be dismissed or outright laughed at
-unfair treatment in child custody battles
-no support for male victims of domestic abuse

Not real men's issues
-le friend zone
-women not wanting to dating you because they aren't obligated to
-" ******* femnazis" (I believe a term first used by Rush Limbaugh"

I'm glad we're seeing more **** like this
#2 - animania (03/27/2014) [-]
the feels
the feels
#3 - solarknight (03/27/2014) [-]
#39 - polop (03/28/2014) [+] (8 replies)
>not a pedophile a woman
User avatar #58 to #39 - anonymoose ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Did the point of that video just fly over your heard or something?
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#28 - iamtheballsack has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#32 to #28 - awesomebro (03/28/2014) [-]
He had "forced sex" with his teacher, he got "molested" or "seduced" by his teacher. He is sad about this because he wished not to experience his pleasure and lust like the way it happened, it hurt him and if he let his true feelings about it, all the other guys would call him a "faggot" or something very similar to that, which causes him to feel even more depressed because he would not have fit in during school.

TL;DR He didn't enjoy sex with the teacher which people have thought.
#19 - warioteam (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
holy **** thats depressing
#106 - sry (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
holy **** a youtube video on the frontpage?
#1 - magicianbl (03/27/2014) [-]
Holy **** , I was NOT prepared for these feels. At first I thought he was just an ass, and then it went all feely.
#69 - dassnailage (03/28/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**dassnailage rolled image** mfw
#64 - thechosentroll (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
HUZZAH! I get to be "that guy" again. Just here to say that it's extremely unfair how men don't get the right to have emotions or complain. How according to society, nothing bad happens to men, nothing bad happens to white people, nothing bad happens to the middle class, nothing bad happens to healthy, normal, average people. It's extremely unfair, but you know what? Believe it or not, life isn't the fairest of things. Every social group has its' problems and these are ours. We have to learn how to deal with them instead of pointing at others and going "LOOK! Those people don't have this problem.". Well, you're not one of "those people" you're one of us. Saying others have it better won't magically make the problem go away, so please stop whining and try to actually do something about it.   
_   
Oh wait, I'm being part of the problem by telling people not to whine about it. How unfair. How very, very unfair._
HUZZAH! I get to be "that guy" again. Just here to say that it's extremely unfair how men don't get the right to have emotions or complain. How according to society, nothing bad happens to men, nothing bad happens to white people, nothing bad happens to the middle class, nothing bad happens to healthy, normal, average people. It's extremely unfair, but you know what? Believe it or not, life isn't the fairest of things. Every social group has its' problems and these are ours. We have to learn how to deal with them instead of pointing at others and going "LOOK! Those people don't have this problem.". Well, you're not one of "those people" you're one of us. Saying others have it better won't magically make the problem go away, so please stop whining and try to actually do something about it.
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Oh wait, I'm being part of the problem by telling people not to whine about it. How unfair. How very, very unfair._
#52 - SnacksJr ONLINE (03/28/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Let me tell you, this hurts just a little bit more when something like this has happened to you.

When you truly know dat feel.
User avatar #91 - stegosaurusrah (03/28/2014) [+] (6 replies)
and of course, the comments on youtube are disabled
User avatar #96 to #91 - ScottP (03/28/2014) [-]
Most youtubers make comments within the first 15 seconds. The comments would all be filled with "OMG YOU THINK RAPE IS FUNNY? YOU ******* DEMONS SATAN SPAWN HITLER etc.!"
#45 - ninjabadger (03/28/2014) [-]
#172 - sierramistfourteen (03/28/2014) [-]
watching him tear up... and shake from trying not to cry is heartbreaking
watching him tear up... and shake from trying not to cry is heartbreaking
#105 - thefunnyside (03/28/2014) [-]
Damn. If men have it harder than women in one thing, it's things like this
Damn. If men have it harder than women in one thing, it's things like this
#38 - drhat ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Well 						****					.
Well **** .
#108 - chaosascendingx (03/28/2014) [-]
"...because I have to.."
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