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#35 - camcg (05/22/2015) [-]
User avatar #267 to #35 - ariscorp (05/23/2015) [-]
glasgweigan accent
#150 to #35 - juanlove (05/23/2015) [-]
Read this, then get back to me.
User avatar #67 to #35 - thism (05/22/2015) [-]
an attempt was made...

vocaroo.com/i/s1Kdks0HUpAk

don't judge my obviously bad fake scottish accent
User avatar #69 to #67 - camcg (05/22/2015) [-]
That was awful, but I applaud your attempt
#135 to #67 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
Mrs Doubtfire?
User avatar #189 to #67 - itotallylold (05/23/2015) [-]
That was worse than Tom Cruise's Irish accent. Sounded like you were trying to be indian
User avatar #169 to #67 - theblackhorntail (05/23/2015) [-]
Are you a guy or a girl?
#54 to #35 - goobyplzstahp (05/22/2015) [-]
severely underrated comment
#73 to #35 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
translation attempt:
"No, get out with it, there's no way that's right. This can't be true surely. No, i'm fed up of this. A kilogram is surely much heavier than that. Where's the toilet?"
#8 - josefstylin (05/22/2015) [-]
My dad asked me this when I was 7-8 years old, and my initial confusion was the same.

>mfw I finally realized they're the same
User avatar #127 to #8 - sphincterface (05/23/2015) [-]
That picture describes how I felt when I discovered the truth as well. It was like a whole new universe was created in my mind.
#197 to #8 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
how old are you know?
#319 to #197 - josefstylin (05/23/2015) [-]
I'm 22 now
#32 to #8 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
I always hated this question since they asked this version
What's heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of stone?
Now in my native language a ton can both mean the unit of weight as well as a barrel, which I would see as a unit of volume. I never knew whether they meant the former or the latter.
User avatar #202 to #32 - kanpai (05/23/2015) [-]
..dutch?
#3 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
What kind of accent is that?
User avatar #268 to #3 - ariscorp (05/23/2015) [-]
glasweigan
#5 to #3 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
scottish
User avatar #211 to #3 - ohdespicableme (05/23/2015) [-]
Scottish, the person who said Glasgow is spot on!

It is definitely like a common weegie accent though, not everyone from Glasgow speaks with as strong an accent. The cool thing about Scottish people though (most not all obviously), is if they are speaking to English people they speak very properly and with a clear British accent but if you get a group of Scottish people on their own, they'll start speaking Scottish slang at a million miles an hour.

Different areas of Scotland have totally different slang too so some people from certain parts of the country will actually find it difficult to speak to people from other certain parts because there is such huge difference between the language and slang that they use. So basically, speaking proper English is what they'll do to outsiders but when you're with friends, there will be a lot of Scot's slang flying about.

Personally, I can see why other nationalities might laugh at our strange common accents and how we don't talk properly but I think it's kinda cool that we kinda have our own slang, it's almost like a wee language of our own to communicate in, plus some of the slang is jokes.

Source: Scottish
User avatar #262 to #211 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
Im moving there from South Africa at the end of the year for good. How long dya think it'll take to get used to the accent? (Ill be moving to Stirling)
User avatar #294 to #262 - iFail (05/23/2015) [-]
Quality, I'm from Stirling! Lived in Stirling my whole life, but I'm going to uni elsewhere in September!
You'll love it, it's a great city, but maybe I'm biased.
The typical Stirling accent isn't actually that strong, but the guy who said it's quite mixed is correct, because it's central, so there's plenty Eastern and Western influence.

I have a bit of a strong accent because my dad's from Falkirk, and I'm understood by the South African girl at my school who moved here recently. So with lighter accents, I'm sure there'll be absolutely no problem.

Have fun in the city bud. Have a gift from a Stirlinger in understanding Scottish slang; My message started with the word 'quality' - this is used as an adjective by most Scots to mean 'really good', as well as the more universally-known definition which just refers to something's state (i.e good quality, or bad quality).
User avatar #304 to #294 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
Fantastic! I can't wait to go. How's the job market? Because I'm looking for decent non-degree work (I dropped my studies because the degree wont be relevant there) to get myself on my feet. Hope to be a cop once I've gotten that done.

Glad to see at least one scotsman is willing to take on another dirty immigrant!
User avatar #322 to #304 - iFail (05/24/2015) [-]
**** knows if I'm honest with you, would depend what kind of work you're looking for. I've applied for one temp job in a shoe shop, and I got it, hahaha. I don't know if that's the kind of thing you're looking for right enough!

And that would imply we have lots, hahaha, Scotland's a white-out of a nation. Some Middle-Easterns, some Eastern-Europeans and few blacks. Honestly, we need more of you dirty immigrants to give the racists something to complain about, they're going out of work!
User avatar #323 to #322 - eddio (05/24/2015) [-]
Well that would be fantastic if I weren't white, but hey, let's see how it goes.

Thanks for the info!
User avatar #270 to #262 - ohdespicableme (05/23/2015) [-]
I studied at Uni there briefly, Stirling is quite mixed but it probably won't take you long in a City like that, it tends to be the smaller communities where accents can be strongest (except Aberdeen, their accents are ridiculous)
User avatar #305 to #270 - eddio (05/23/2015) [-]
I think my grandfather was born in Dundee, i know it's further south than Aberdeen but I have no idea what the accent is like.
User avatar #212 to #211 - ohdespicableme (05/23/2015) [-]
*also, weegie means a person from Glasgow.
#13 to #3 - TreesyDoesIt (05/22/2015) [-]
To be specific, its a Glaswegian accent (Glasgow in Scotland).
#7 to #3 - evilhomer [OP](05/22/2015) [-]
I'm guessing maybe........... Scottish?
I might be wrong
User avatar #59 to #7 - imthenewguy (05/22/2015) [-]
-"Don't put too much weight on it, eh"
-"Where the **** am i going to put my weight hasdbashdb roof nasubsubfsybsd you ******* wank-jdsjbndfsjbh wheel jfsbdfh fnijsafbnvb"
English is such a beautiful thing...
User avatar #112 to #7 - yaybacon (05/23/2015) [-]
Do Scottish people even know what they are saying half the time?
User avatar #249 to #112 - odonnell (05/23/2015) [-]
Not really, its like Danish. We just make noises at each other and hope for the best.
#101 to #7 - dasbrot ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
#123 to #101 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
i concure
#190 to #7 - revolves (05/23/2015) [-]
Omg it's like a machine gun of unintelligible words
#155 to #7 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah it's Scottish, He's a Scottish comedian called Limmy. But his humour is very very Scottish and often hard to understand unless you are from Scotland.
#191 to #7 - anonmynous (05/23/2015) [-]
you're right.
User avatar #188 to #7 - itotallylold (05/23/2015) [-]
As a Scot I can confirm this
User avatar #173 to #7 - fadetometallica ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
That was the most Scottish video I've seen in my life.
#97 to #7 - ognuggetry (05/23/2015) [-]
beautiful..simply beautiful
User avatar #78 to #7 - frankwest (05/23/2015) [-]
"Where the **** am I meant to put my weight? Really, if I can't put my weight on the roof *jibberish* and I can't hold on here what am I meant to do with it? Oh you know *more gibberish* You ******* wank-stein. Don't pu- don't *more gibberish* What the **** are you talking about? I can't my weight on the ******* roof, I can't put my weight on the ground, where is it meant to go?"
#259 to #78 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
'If I can't put my weight on the roof, it's dead thin'
'Oh here Andrew, hold it for five minutes, you ******* wankstain'
'don't pu- don't shift your weight'
#51 to #7 - awkwardjew (05/22/2015) [-]
You are correct it is one of the Many glorious Scottish accents.
User avatar #12 to #7 - anonymoose (05/22/2015) [-]
Definitely Scottish.
#10 to #7 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
Thanks, I get Scottish and Irish accents mixed up, idk why.
User avatar #96 to #10 - Dincorta ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Irish is a little more "hardy-dardy-dar"
User avatar #79 to #10 - wtfduud (05/23/2015) [-]
The scottish accent lies a bit more in the throat, while the irish accent is more in the nose.
#20 to #10 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
scotts are a bit more rough sounding
#1 - xskullgirlsx (05/22/2015) [-]
The face of a broken man
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User avatar #28 to #1 - trogdorrules (05/22/2015) [-]
Theyre booth a keelogrem!
#25 - grogovic (05/22/2015) [-]
Relevant, I suppose?
#174 to #25 - PheonixWright ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Oh my god that was amazing
#95 to #25 - kurbeh (05/23/2015) [-]
This was the most hilarious thing I have seen the entire week.
And I am sitting here at around 3 in the night, almost having everyone wake up because of my retarded loud laughter.
User avatar #251 to #25 - alleksi (05/23/2015) [-]
It's the voicecrack that does it
#11 - anonymoose (05/22/2015) [-]
The feathers are cheating, the plastic bag has mass as well!
The feathers are cheating, the plastic bag has mass as well!
User avatar #170 to #11 - kurusudarling ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
im sure they took that into account and ethier added the weight of the bag to the steel, or removed the weight of the bag from the feathers side, (say the bag is 10g, then it would ethier be 1010g of steel and 1000g of feathers +bag, or 1000g of steel and 990g of feathers +bag)
#172 to #141 - noschool (05/23/2015) [-]
come on buddy it's clearly a ******* joke, plus didn't you notice how he had a **** ton of thumbs when you made your comment 8 hours after his? bait don't get thumbs like that.
User avatar #296 to #141 - butterduck (05/23/2015) [-]
>this retarded.
#165 to #11 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
So does the huge plate the feathers are sitting on, compared to what the steals being weighed on
#208 to #11 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
except that is factored into the weight since it's measured on a scale. 1/10 Try harder.
#166 to #11 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
Same with t5h scale. The plates arent the same size or distance from the fulcrum.
#248 to #11 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
But you calibrate(tare) the scale for the weight of containers so it weights only material inside. Boom head shot?
User avatar #318 to #11 - mariox (05/23/2015) [-]
Yea but steel is heavier than feathers.
User avatar #175 to #11 - royalepain (05/23/2015) [-]
Nice gif post
#14 to #11 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
so does the glass container that hold's the steel.
#168 to #14 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
What you said is, "so does the glass container that hold is the steel."
User avatar #15 to #14 - anonymoose (05/22/2015) [-]
I don't think there is a glass container.
#16 to #15 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
it's in a glass capsule with a cap on top.
User avatar #17 to #16 - anonymoose (05/22/2015) [-]
It doesn't, that's just the steel reflecting. Why would they put the steel in a glass capsule?
#161 to #17 - truedancingturian (05/23/2015) [-]
they'd put it in a glass capsule to match the bags wight though
so it's truly equal
#19 to #17 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
but the black steel wouldn't reflect reflect the light that much.
User avatar #21 to #19 - anonymoose (05/22/2015) [-]
The steel isn't black, it's reflecting something black.
#24 to #21 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
ooooh, now i see it. thx
#23 to #21 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
wait
#22 to #21 - olizandri (05/22/2015) [-]
look at the bottom and the top, it looks like glass.
#72 - monarkh (05/23/2015) [-]
dude, as a non-native english speaker, I find this freaking accent is the coolest one of all. Like, even the irish accent is not as cool as the scottish one.
dude, as a non-native english speaker, I find this freaking accent is the coolest one of all. Like, even the irish accent is not as cool as the scottish one.
User avatar #176 to #72 - iloveburzum (05/23/2015) [-]
Well thanks dude.
#260 to #72 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
'the irish accent'

which one? There's about four different accents in the village I live in.
#131 to #72 - falloutreaper (05/23/2015) [-]
Here ya go. Thought you'd like this.
#57 - iowndemostest (05/22/2015) [-]
*******		 Christ those are some thick accents.
******* Christ those are some thick accents.
User avatar #276 to #57 - swiftcoyote (05/23/2015) [-]
I watched it once on lower volume without realizing it was English.
User avatar #284 to #276 - iowndemostest (05/23/2015) [-]
A kellagram o' steow? Or a kellagram a' faythers?
#153 - Mesmus ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
"Look at the size of that its cheating!"
#68 - newdevyx (05/22/2015) [-]
Mass and volume are two different things.
User avatar #77 to #68 - kingofthestreets (05/23/2015) [-]
Source of picture?
#81 to #77 - SuperSoak (05/23/2015) [-]
Source. Credit is in the pic.
User avatar #82 to #81 - kingofthestreets (05/23/2015) [-]
haha i just knew it would be hilarious from that one picture.
User avatar #83 to #82 - SuperSoak (05/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's pretty great.
#313 to #68 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
while technically that statement is correct were you implying mass and weight? or was that the joke
#239 to #68 - anon (05/23/2015) [-]
mass and weight*
#321 to #239 - anon (05/24/2015) [-]
no, mass and density
#63 - commencingfailure ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
I could see him being friends with this guy
I could see him being friends with this guy
#70 to #63 - xoyv (05/23/2015) [-]
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#26 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
its like trying to explain equalism to a feminist
User avatar #29 to #26 - teevee (05/22/2015) [-]
but... but... i want to be more equal than them...
#104 to #26 - ohayougozaimasu (05/23/2015) [-]
or to a bender
User avatar #52 - wildberk ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
Feathers can't out way steel beams
#109 to #52 - ohayougozaimasu (05/23/2015) [-]
weigh*
#324 to #109 - anon (05/25/2015) [-]
you just ******* had to didnt you. you just couldnt let it go....
#326 to #324 - ohayougozaimasu (05/25/2015) [-]
how could i resist
#2 - captainhobnob (05/22/2015) [-]
I love Limmy
#254 to #2 - spoopyskeleton (05/23/2015) [-]
TURNED THE WAINS AGAINST US
#4 to #2 - anon (05/22/2015) [-]
"I'M NO FAE YOKER!!!"
#6 to #4 - captainhobnob (05/22/2015) [-]
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
#209 to #2 - ponythreadftw (05/23/2015) [-]
wit ye gonae dae, phone the polis?
mate, we uhr the polis!
#62 - klutzyspy (05/22/2015) [-]
What the hell is a Khalegam?
User avatar #74 to #62 - whosthekitty (05/23/2015) [-]
It's like a kilogram but Scottish.
#46 - kaimietis ONLINE (05/22/2015) [-]
A kilogram of Scottish accent is the heaviest
#283 - kolya (05/23/2015) [-]
feathers can melt steel beams
User avatar #193 - iamaveganpssy (05/23/2015) [-]
"But steel's heavier than feathers", the kindergarten version of "Jet fuel can't melt steel beams".
User avatar #213 to #193 - kaiserdjg ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
but its been proven that in the circumstance and backed up with tests...that it cant... so thats like saying " steels heavier than feathers" then someone proving it is
User avatar #241 to #213 - sugoi (05/23/2015) [-]
Steel is heavier than feathers though...
#204 to #193 - vegasstoner ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
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#76 - wardylol ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Source is Limmy's show, scottish sketch show. Wacky comedy gold, nearly every episode is available on youtube.

That glorious scot bastard must be one of the most under-rated guys on tv, even his vines are masterful
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