translation attempt:
"No, get out with it, there's no way that's right. This can't be true surely. No, i'm fed up of this. A kilogram is surely much heavier than that. Where's the toilet?"
I always hated this question since they asked this version
What's heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of stone?
Now in my native language a ton can both mean the unit of weight as well as a barrel, which I would see as a unit of volume. I never knew whether they meant the former or the latter.
It is definitely like a common weegie accent though, not everyone from Glasgow speaks with as strong an accent. The cool thing about Scottish people though (most not all obviously), is if they are speaking to English people they speak very properly and with a clear British accent but if you get a group of Scottish people on their own, they'll start speaking Scottish slang at a million miles an hour.
Different areas of Scotland have totally different slang too so some people from certain parts of the country will actually find it difficult to speak to people from other certain parts because there is such huge difference between the language and slang that they use. So basically, speaking proper English is what they'll do to outsiders but when you're with friends, there will be a lot of Scot's slang flying about.
Personally, I can see why other nationalities might laugh at our strange common accents and how we don't talk properly but I think it's kinda cool that we kinda have our own slang, it's almost like a wee language of our own to communicate in, plus some of the slang is jokes.
Im moving there from South Africa at the end of the year for good. How long dya think it'll take to get used to the accent? (Ill be moving to Stirling)
Quality, I'm from Stirling! Lived in Stirling my whole life, but I'm going to uni elsewhere in September!
You'll love it, it's a great city, but maybe I'm biased.
The typical Stirling accent isn't actually that strong, but the guy who said it's quite mixed is correct, because it's central, so there's plenty Eastern and Western influence.
I have a bit of a strong accent because my dad's from Falkirk, and I'm understood by the South African girl at my school who moved here recently. So with lighter accents, I'm sure there'll be absolutely no problem.
Have fun in the city bud. Have a gift from a Stirlinger in understanding Scottish slang; My message started with the word 'quality' - this is used as an adjective by most Scots to mean 'really good', as well as the more universally-known definition which just refers to something's state (i.e good quality, or bad quality).
Fantastic! I can't wait to go. How's the job market? Because I'm looking for decent non-degree work (I dropped my studies because the degree wont be relevant there) to get myself on my feet. Hope to be a cop once I've gotten that done.
Glad to see at least one scotsman is willing to take on another dirty immigrant!
**** knows if I'm honest with you, would depend what kind of work you're looking for. I've applied for one temp job in a shoe shop, and I got it, hahaha. I don't know if that's the kind of thing you're looking for right enough!
And that would imply we have lots, hahaha, Scotland's a white-out of a nation. Some Middle-Easterns, some Eastern-Europeans and few blacks. Honestly, we need more of you dirty immigrants to give the racists something to complain about, they're going out of work!
I studied at Uni there briefly, Stirling is quite mixed but it probably won't take you long in a City like that, it tends to be the smaller communities where accents can be strongest (except Aberdeen, their accents are ridiculous)
-"Don't put too much weight on it, eh"
-"Where the **** am i going to put my weight hasdbashdb roof nasubsubfsybsd you ******* wank-jdsjbndfsjbh wheel jfsbdfh fnijsafbnvb"
English is such a beautiful thing...
Yeah it's Scottish, He's a Scottish comedian called Limmy. But his humour is very very Scottish and often hard to understand unless you are from Scotland.
"Where the **** am I meant to put my weight? Really, if I can't put my weight on the roof *jibberish* and I can't hold on here what am I meant to do with it? Oh you know *more gibberish* You ******* wank-stein. Don't pu- don't *more gibberish* What the **** are you talking about? I can't my weight on the ******* roof, I can't put my weight on the ground, where is it meant to go?"
'If I can't put my weight on the roof, it's dead thin'
'Oh here Andrew, hold it for five minutes, you ******* wankstain'
'don't pu- don't shift your weight'
This was the most hilarious thing I have seen the entire week.
And I am sitting here at around 3 in the night, almost having everyone wake up because of my retarded loud laughter.
im sure they took that into account and ethier added the weight of the bag to the steel, or removed the weight of the bag from the feathers side, (say the bag is 10g, then it would ethier be 1010g of steel and 1000g of feathers +bag, or 1000g of steel and 990g of feathers +bag)
come on buddy it's clearly a ******* joke, plus didn't you notice how he had a **** ton of thumbs when you made your comment 8 hours after his? bait don't get thumbs like that.
dude, as a non-native english speaker, I find this freaking accent is the coolest one of all. Like, even the irish accent is not as cool as the scottish one.
but its been proven that in the circumstance and backed up with tests...that it cant... so thats like saying " steels heavier than feathers" then someone proving it is