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User avatar #176 - theuncreativekid (10/25/2013) [-]
I was attacked by a possum in 2nd grade.
There was this woodsy area near my school that's fenced off. I was at recess one day and I saw a possum near. Now I had been told that possums play dead when they're scared so being the little asshole I was I ran up to it hoping I would scare it and make it play dead. NOPE! THE FUCKING THING STARTED RUNINING TOWARDS ME HISSING LIKE THE SPAWN OF SATAN AND CHASED ME ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE FUCKING SCHOOL!!! Scarred me for life. Now all wildlife freaks me out.
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