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#11 - jomgor (12/12/2015) [-]
I dated a girl that was 15 once, she looked and said she was 19.
I found out one night when she was over we were just chillin, playing some monster hunter when it sounds like world war three is breaking out against my front door.
its like 9pm at the time so I was totally startled anyone would knock with such vigor at that hour.
I go downstairs, girl is clinging to my arm i open the door to a lady in her late 40's i think.
She looks at me, looks at the girl and she goes "DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD SHE IS?!"
NATURALLY IM LIKE "19, DUH."
Old ladies mood instantly changes, she looks at the girl with so much rage i have no and still in all caps she continues "DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WOULD HAPPENED IF I WERE THE COPS?! THIS YOUNG MAN WOULD GO TO JAIL FOR YEARS!!"

Now im like whoa wait jail, wheres this coming from?! now im freaking out a little, am i pedo, is this just some crazy chick high on meth?
my confusion is instantly ended when the girl gets into an argument with the old lady calling her mom.

i stand for a solid 5 minutes while this mom yells at her daughter for dating an older guy and her daughter counter arguing with its my body i can do what i want ect...
now i cant call the cops to get the crazy family to leave cause ive boned the chick like 20 times, were talking serious jail time if i get caught.
so i have to invite mom in, so the neighbors dont call the cops and I proceed to spend 3 hours playing family shrink while this 15 yo and her mom argue about taking dudes dicks like im not even there.

so very long story short, turns out this girl is a manic depressive that is un-diagnosed, the mom is an over-controlling monster of a human that thinks raising a child is all about her not the kid. and the dad is a functioning alcoholic barely able to afford his daughters party life and his wifes addiction to prescription meds.

talk about a *********** of a family. after that debacle i tried to be a decent person and kinda take on a big brother kind of role for this kid that desperately needed adult guidance, but it was too late, a week to the day after the argument i find out the girl was at a party some guy drugged her to date rape her and then was so drunk himself he didnt notice her puke while passed out so he literally ****** her dying body as she aspirated on vomit from some jackoff drugging her.

god i ******* hate the town i grew up in.
#17 to #11 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
wh-WHAT?!
#75 to #11 - razerdude (12/13/2015) [-]
dude, like i hope you are allright. man the world is a ****** up place
#14 to #11 - thesovereigngrave (12/12/2015) [-]
Well, that was depressing as all **** .
#60 to #11 - blackmageewizardt (12/13/2015) [-]
Welp i shared your expierence... But i was able to do the older brother role befor **** happend. Still you feel this Hugh amount of ******* shame when you don´t notice that your chick is 4 entire years younger then you.

Theirfore you have my deepest understanding and respect mate, as someone who went through that **** .

FOL bitches be crazy man
#86 to #11 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Fake.
User avatar #91 to #86 - hektoroftroy (12/13/2015) [-]
rude
#116 to #11 - jakeattack (12/13/2015) [-]
holy **** m9
#84 to #11 - destaice (12/13/2015) [-]
Things just got worse and worse.
#43 to #11 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
Jesus...
#48 to #11 - spearmint (12/13/2015) [-]
Well thats pretty ******* terrible man.
User avatar #40 to #11 - stickmanz (12/12/2015) [-]
Good ******* god dude, at least you tried to do the right thing
#28 to #11 - howdoyouspell (12/12/2015) [-]
Life is one ****** up bitch.
User avatar #16 to #11 - ministermax ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
If that's true, that is totally ****** dude
#94 to #11 - catburglarpenis (12/13/2015) [-]
Used to date a 16 year old when I was 18 and out of high school. Was a pre-existing relationship. Felt like a pedo. You've got a way worse story.

I once went home on leave while Active Duty in the military and ram-jammed some chick I knew that used to date my buddy, and it turned out:

1. She was 17, and not legal to be screwed by military law at the time (later changed to 16 because of 17 year old recruits)
2. She had already had an abortion, gross
3. She was on a lot of drugs always
4. She was currently dating someone at the time, and she later had a kid by him

Thankfully I found all this out after the third time I banged her that particular vacation session. Was the hottest chick I ever slept with so no ragrets, but had the loosest puss because of the abortion so

I hate the town I grew up in too. As soon as I get back to Active Duty I hope somebody blows that **** up like Megaton.
User avatar #88 to #11 - aerosol (12/13/2015) [-]
The Offspring - The Kids Aren't Alright
#19 to #11 - charak (12/12/2015) [-]
I often wonder to myself if I am a pedo, I mean, those high-school girls sometimes, we have a Catholic high school here, uniforms are mandatory, so naturally they raise up there skirts to show as much leg as possible. I used to look at them all the time when i left school, now that im 23 im not allowed.

>> MFW I catch myself looking at highschoolers.
#27 to #19 - wisdombranch (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
I graduated, like ... 4 months before I turned 20. That said, I practically had my associate's by that point. (started HS late and college early. I wouldn't have graduated with a diploma if not for college classes counting for 150% of a HS course of the same time-length.) But I remember **** like that at the Episcopalian private school I attended.

I remember being there for a Shakespeare play. [Shakespeare/english lit] was a big part of the culture of the school. To be clear honest, this is a school where 30%~50% of the students are children of engineers. after the play that I had helped out with (stage hand, essentially), I was people-watching and noticed this pretty little thing. I had just turned 20, but was closely related enough that there was nothing weird about me being there (another note: School population was 120 or so.).
The girl in question looked at behaved like she was 19-21. IF you pay attention, you can see how 14yo act, how 16yo act, how 18yo act, how 21yo act, how 25yo act. As a person gets older their benchmark years get farther apart. It's hard to tell if some one is 21 or 23, depending on how much they like drinking in public, but easy to tell that they are 21-25. So this girl was calm (older), yet sharp in her responses (younger), so I thought I was definitely clear. Thought she was 21, probably, but might be as young as 19. She kept talking with my friend's little sis who was seemed 14. The play ends and my friend (on of the actors) comes out, shakes hands with everyone and heads up to my perch to talk. I mention the chick and he just smiles.
>I ask if she is his cousin.
>"Nope. She's my sister."
>But you're the oldest?
>he was, and had just had his 16th birthday.
>but that means.....
>"Yeah, she'll be turning 15 in 3 weeks. So, what were you saying about my hot little sis?"
#49 to #19 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** calm down and read again what "pedo" really means. It means you are attracted to kids. Teenagers with boobs and ass are not kids.
#76 to #49 - charak (12/13/2015) [-]
yeah, but most people would label it as pedo anyways.
#118 to #76 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
That's because American society is knee-jerk reactionary. People en masse, and thus individuals, don't stop and think... like ever. Just because something isn't legal doesn't mean it's ethically bad or anything of the sort. You can go to jail for banging a seventeen year old who's a week from being eighteen. They're not going to be ANY more able to make their own decisions in those seven days than they already were.

Now if we're talking from like, toddler on up to pre-teen, like 12-13. Yeah, that's pedo. 14 should probably also be out. 16 is legal in many states with parental permission. So 15 is in a grey area.

For that matter, pedo just means you're naturally attracted to such and such body-type. Doesn't mean you'll ever act on it or not have sex with a full-grown adult. No one thinks about these things because the moment you voice that you're using your intelligence to point out facts on subjects like this brainless people start screaming pedo and shaming you.
User avatar #122 to #76 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
gain self confidence and just don't care what "most peope" think
#47 to #11 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
GIF
**concetrationcamp used "*roll picture*"**
**concetrationcamp rolled image** did I get this right? you banged her like 20 times and got away without problems with it? Sounds like a win-win situation.
User avatar #67 to #47 - angelusprimus (12/13/2015) [-]
So that's how an utterly immoral person devoid of empathy thinks.
Thank you for this demonstration.
User avatar #121 to #67 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
I just don't believe every made up story on the internet that I read. You Are a naive puppy if you so....
User avatar #123 to #121 - mistercookie ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
Regardless if that story is fake or not, your comment is really ****** up
#124 to #123 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
GIF
I was always the 4chan type of guy
User avatar #78 to #47 - mistercookie ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
For anyone who wondered how a sociopath thinks
User avatar #120 to #78 - concetrationcamp (12/13/2015) [-]
sociopath? he sticked his dick in a 15 year old not me. don't even try your drama-queen ******** on me
#117 to #78 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Sociopath here. Please don't believe this crap. I was disgusted with this person myself. Seriously, most of us are not baseless murderers and self-absorbed fruitcakes. Some things you take for granted are just harder for us is all.
User avatar #97 to #11 - cozer (12/13/2015) [-]
I....I didn't need to read that last part. Jesus that's ****** up. Hope you're alright man. If it helps there's always a bunch of helpful faggots on this site.
#41 to #11 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
Hey.. Not trying to be creepy, but i Know of a girl who went through the exact same story.. Did this girl's name happen to be Taylor?
User avatar #58 to #41 - incognitoad (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure it was Becky.
User avatar #61 to #58 - blackmageewizardt (12/13/2015) [-]
Maybe Jessy? No wait she is still alive...
#81 to #61 - pernis ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
no its becky
User avatar #64 to #11 - goddamnwizard (12/13/2015) [-]
God dude I'm sorry. Wow. The end though. Honestly I'd have probably tried my best to find and murder the guy. That pisses me off more than anything nice heard in a long time.
User avatar #21 to #11 - fuzzyballs (12/12/2015) [-]
I had a 12 year old offer me sex over text when I was 17
so yeah

also, another guy in my class, who was 17, dated an 11 year old, and when they found out how old he really was, they nearly beat her so hard she ended up with two broken bones
User avatar #29 to #21 - weinerdick (12/12/2015) [-]
can you try that second sentence again please?
User avatar #45 to #29 - fuzzyballs (12/13/2015) [-]
her daddy beat the **** out of her when they found out how old her boyfriend really was
cuz they said he was 14 I guess? not that he looked 14
User avatar #79 to #45 - weinerdick (12/13/2015) [-]
right ok
Thank you
User avatar #44 to #21 - rudeobuteo (12/12/2015) [-]
yeah cause beating or jailing someone for someone they love is a really civilized thing to do.
User avatar #55 to #44 - sgtmajjohnson ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
That's not love, that's predatory. She's a prepubescent child, and he's damn near a grown man. He shouldn't have beaten the girl though, that makes him a piece of **** . He should've beaten the guy, if anything, or just called the cops.
#53 to #11 - thesinful (12/13/2015) [-]
Wow. Just...wow
User avatar #73 to #11 - fornowjr (12/13/2015) [-]
That was quite a ride.
#15 to #11 - skumbaner (12/12/2015) [-]
wow. That was a pretty crazy story.
#5 - colax ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
im 16 and dating no one
#111 to #5 - twentyninersaregay (12/13/2015) [-]
wait a few years bro, with alcohol and money everything is easier
User avatar #115 to #5 - salamandermander (12/13/2015) [-]
Same here bro
User avatar #125 to #5 - jingleforth (12/18/2015) [-]
Hello there ;)
User avatar #126 to #125 - colax ONLINE (12/18/2015) [-]
i sincerly hope that you are a girl
User avatar #56 to #5 - momad (12/13/2015) [-]
Can I **** u?
User avatar #57 to #56 - momad (12/13/2015) [-]
No homo/pedo ofc
User avatar #69 to #5 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
You got a long way to go to know our pain buddy. I didnt have sex till I was 20.
User avatar #82 to #69 - catburglarpenis (12/13/2015) [-]
18 for me, over 10 years ago now. You've got hope little 16 year old. Now tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.
User avatar #46 to #5 - cookiecoketwo (12/13/2015) [-]
That picture looks almost nearly like my friend Chris.

****** owes me money still
User avatar #51 to #46 - ifightdragons (12/13/2015) [-]
now that you say it some faggot i worked with looked just like that and owes me 100 bucks he left for ohio
#68 to #5 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
Only 16? Wait 6 more years to get on my level, plebeian
#20 to #5 - denniswilles (12/12/2015) [-]
i'll date you, faggot
#36 to #5 - angryninja (12/12/2015) [-]
Only 16? You can´t understand our pain.
#22 to #5 - ygdosst ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
You've a long road ahead.
#42 to #5 - loctos (12/12/2015) [-]
Your profile says you are 20. You can't lie on the internet. You're going to jail criminal scum!
#71 to #42 - kokovo (12/13/2015) [-]
Here, have this.
#2 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
alternatively "I'm not mexican but I reeeeeally wish I was."
#30 - howdoyouspell (12/12/2015) [-]
>tfw 16 lusting after 22 year old guy already in a loving relationship
>tfw have actively tried to break them up to get him
>tfw they both took me in after my home life went to ****
>tfw they pay for my schooling, gave me a place to live, and have been nothing but great to me
>tfw I still want them to split so I can have him

Am a I slut.
User avatar #50 to #30 - newdevyx (12/13/2015) [-]
You're exactly the opposite of a slut.
You're not going to the cock carousel that women go these days.
User avatar #62 to #30 - blackmageewizardt (12/13/2015) [-]
Not an slut but an crazy bitch for sure...
User avatar #77 to #30 - WutsAtroll (12/13/2015) [-]
no, but you're a piece of **** which imo is much worse. Some people like sluts, nobody likes pieces of **** sorry
User avatar #34 to #30 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/12/2015) [-]
you do realize this is the premise to multiple horror/slasher flicks right? now im kinda scared to say this out of fear it'll set off some type of physco powder keg but maybe try some type of therapy
#37 to #34 - howdoyouspell (12/12/2015) [-]
Brb, gonna go kill her now.

I honestly do feel terrible about it, and he's made it clear he loves me, but not like that. But that doesn't stop the fact that I feel for him. And that obviously just sounds like some teenage ******** , but I'm serious. I'm real good friends with his gf, which is why I no longer try to split them up. But if they did, I know for a fact I'd make a go for him.
User avatar #113 to #37 - thisxshitxisxhard (12/13/2015) [-]
going for it if he becomes single id say is completely understandable but you know to be brutally honest trying to break them up is some crazy nono **** wouldn't wait for it tho try to move on cause from personal experience peoples feelings dont really change when set not saying its impossible but it definitely isnt likely that he will ever feel the way you feel but **** im just some random dude on the internet go for it if you get the chance
User avatar #31 to #30 - adrilazzaro (12/12/2015) [-]
no but you're a psycopath
User avatar #4 - chimayor (12/12/2015) [-]
"How to make someone shave"
#3 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
im 19 and i date a 16 year old.
#35 to #3 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
You're anon you didn't do ****
#85 to #35 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
wow rood. that hurt mah feels
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#59 - nyuORlucy (12/13/2015) [-]
i was dating a 15 year old not too long ago when i was 21
User avatar #63 to #59 - blackmageewizardt (12/13/2015) [-]
dated an Girl that was 4 years younger then me, she straight out lied to me about it, could have went to jail still deciding to see how it Plays out, after all boned her already, if **** happens i am anyway already ****** ...

Let me now 3 times guess, she turned out to be an Ultra cunt and used you? Or was she mentaly unstable like >>#11, was.
User avatar #65 to #63 - nyuORlucy (12/13/2015) [-]
mentally unstable, good call. i gave her a couple chances but she kept breaking up with me then begging me back. after the third time i said **** it and got her out of my life. she also wanted a child. **** was ****** up
User avatar #98 - fuccthedevil ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
I'm 21 and date a 16 year old but that's legal in my state.
User avatar #80 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
im 17 and date a 13 year old, is that ****** up?

cliffs: she looks 16 and is colombian

someone pls let me hear what you think, i cant deciede if i should or shouldnt
User avatar #92 to #80 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
***************** . I'm 15 and even I can tell that there's a huge difference in maturity between me right now and me when I was 13.

User avatar #101 to #92 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
are you talking physically or mentally?
User avatar #102 to #101 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
Mentally. I also looked worse, but that doesn't really matter.
User avatar #106 to #102 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
kek.

well yeah, shes pretty mature tho, tbh im probably more cildish than she is..
User avatar #110 to #106 - plantain (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't know then. When I was 13, I knew a girl who was my age who was dating a 17-18 year old guy. I remember thinking it was really weird, and she was definitely a bit of a floozy, but the guy seemed nice enough and they got along.

Only you really have enough knowledge to make that decision. If I knew your girl, then I could weigh in with a more educated opinion, but it's up to you to weigh the pros and cons.

IMO, it's not quite as weird as if I went out and started dating a 10 year old.
User avatar #93 to #80 - thatlittledoll (12/13/2015) [-]
I ****** up when I was younger, and let a guy who was much older than me do some things. I was 14, yea i should have known better, but **** i wasnt used to being treated so nicely, and he treated me like i was everything to him Now he was an adult, and I was not, obvs. However, it was horrible and it ended horribly. Honestly, you might want to give it a couple years until it's a little bit better of a deal. Otherwise, it's depending on the person. Legal stance? It's legal in some states and countries. Moral stance? Depends on you and the girl, and what your relationship is like.
User avatar #99 to #93 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
how old was he?
in my country the legal "limit" is 16 with exceptions(if they are almost same age or equally "built" idk how to describe it.

shes really good looking compared to me for an instance so i wouldnt consider it exploitation or anything like that tho
User avatar #100 to #99 - thatlittledoll (12/13/2015) [-]
He was 19. It was not legal in any way. Not in my state at least. Idk about other states but its not like i was going to move somewhere just to be with him

he ended up using me tho, so it wasnt the best
User avatar #103 to #100 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
how would you feel about such a relationship if he didnt use you?

because im not trying to use her in anyway tho
User avatar #109 to #103 - thatlittledoll (12/13/2015) [-]
If he didn't end up being a ******** , then yeah, it wasn't a bad relationship. Nobody even looked at us weird even. Of course, we only went to cities where people didn't know about us. The only time it got a bit weird was when we were roughhousing a bit in a park and some old lady called the police lol... They asked about me and he said that he was dropping me off. He said he and I were at his younger cousin's place (he was my best friend's cousin) and that i stayed the night there. idk how to explain it better, but it was a very reasonable story, much better than "yeah im dropping her off from a date"
User avatar #95 to #80 - hektoroftroy (12/13/2015) [-]
only ****** up if you're ******* her
User avatar #54 - stealingbikes (12/13/2015) [-]
"age is just a number, bro"
#52 - xalenes (12/13/2015) [-]
I was 14 when i dated my 19 old bf. We were together for 6 years before I ****** it all up. He didnt know i was 14 at first so when he did find out we waited to have sex till i was 17.
I regret leaving him every day.

Yea there are creeps who date young girls just because they are young girls. Other times the girl lies about her age. But then there are those rare occurrences were age really doesnt matter as long as you love them and care for them.
User avatar #70 to #52 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
He sounds like a gentleman, why did you leave him?
User avatar #87 to #70 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
because females ******* hate everything and anything that loves them and is half decent to them
User avatar #89 to #87 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
Mmmm not true. sounds like you are salty from a previous relationship, perhaps?
User avatar #90 to #89 - imalex ONLINE (12/13/2015) [-]
right i ******* am

i was the most stable thing she had in her life, i cared for her and i loved her and she loved me, then suddenly she just ******* left, dumped me like that.
(wasnt a beta phaggot and showered her in emotion n **** either btw)
User avatar #96 to #90 - majormoron (12/13/2015) [-]
There there brah, I am not going to make any presumptions on what happened with your relationship, but I firmly believe things happen for a reason. You'll find your someone one day. Just gotta believe brotha.

Stay stronk.
#66 - unbelievable (12/13/2015) [-]
I keep forgetting that this site is American and every time I see you see people react outraged about dating girls under 18 when the age of consent is 15 or 16 throughout most of Europe, I'm here, like...
User avatar #112 to #66 - schneidend (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't know if you knew this obscure mathematical factoid, but 14 < 15 < 16.
#83 - themanwithavoice (12/13/2015) [-]
My first actual girlfirend was when I was 16 and was dating another 16 year old. That relationship was tricky from the start. She gave me a ton of red flags that I ignored including a huge one screaming basically this: "I AM 16 AND I WANT TO **** A DUDE THAT IS 22 ALL THE WAY IN ENGLAND BUT I ALSO WANNA BE WITH YOU!" After I broke up with her and noticed this I couldnt help but laugh but also wonder what the **** was wrong with her.
#72 - anon (12/13/2015) [-]
does kevin federline date 14 year olds?
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