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100 Ways to Die #3

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#3 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/13/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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We should all aspire to be like Lee Seung Seop. A man who was not a casual to the end.
We should all aspire to be like Lee Seung Seop. A man who was not a casual to the end.
User avatar #16 - jerichonumberone (06/13/2014) [+] (8 replies)
This is the 3rd one, but the 2nd one ends at 20. Where are 21-30?
#19 to #16 - infinitereaper ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
I just went full retard

t-those will be in the next one
#33 - asche (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"He had been scheduled to win"
"He had been scheduled to win"
#2 - legayunicorn (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
More reasons to not go outside.
More reasons to not go outside.
#10 to #2 - ohemgeezus (06/13/2014) [-]
But the #36 Jet lag one shows that not even your house is safe.

The only safe bet is to build a bomb shelter like in the movie "blast from the past" and live there.
User avatar #32 - greyshirt (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It was kind of sweet that that Godel guy still trusted his wife even when he was plagued by paranoia.
#44 - agoody (06/14/2014) [-]
>Dying after 50 hours
>Not a filthy casual
>Pick One
#22 - thathomestuckguy (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Legitimately unsure if pun or typo.
#57 - endboss (06/14/2014) [-]
#37. Schelduled? You mean expected.

Wrestling is real dammit!
#35 - howuncreativeofme (06/14/2014) [-]
#33
#33
User avatar #41 - bomberbib (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Why couldn't the ******* paranoid genius make his own food ****
#79 - darkor (06/14/2014) [-]
the shaqtus doesnt fall for nothing
#80 - seras (06/14/2014) [-]
The first one. Seriously, how ******* stupid can a person get?
#27 - Icedangel ONLINE (06/14/2014) [-]
There is this thing called 'Infant Roleplay' where people will dress up like babies and... act like a baby. Complete with diapers.

Once there was a man and husband that was very into it, so they build a giant nursery for him to play in. During one Role Play session the wife leaves to answer a phone and the husband starts having a tantrum cause 'mommy' left. So he throws his stuffed teddy bear out of the crib in anger. He then reached through the crib bars to get it, shaking the gate so much that the latch unhooked and fell on him, snapping his neck.

Funnily enough (well maybe not) it was this exact circumstance that caused those type of drop-side cribs to be banned for REAL infants.
#94 - osusuckeyes (06/14/2014) [-]
I couldn't resist
#51 - chupavisor (06/14/2014) [+] (1 reply)
HEY OP!   
Just to give you a heads up, this was your third compilation, however you should have started with the number "21" instead of "31".   
   
If you continue at the right you're going, you will have 9 compilations instead of 10 for the full 100 ways to die.   
   
JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE! Keep 'em coming!
HEY OP!
Just to give you a heads up, this was your third compilation, however you should have started with the number "21" instead of "31".

If you continue at the right you're going, you will have 9 compilations instead of 10 for the full 100 ways to die.

JUST THOUGHT I'D SHARE! Keep 'em coming!
User avatar #37 - cactusphalus (06/14/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That's right #32, you don't **** with cacti or you do, I don't know anymore
User avatar #38 to #37 - cacti (06/14/2014) [-]
Yeah i'm a pretty tough guy.
User avatar #9 - captnnorway (06/13/2014) [+] (1 reply)
These we're funny and all, but the kid. Man no little girl deserves to die that young
#81 - sach (06/14/2014) [-]
These comps are pretty good.
#14 - xalidan ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Just in case anyone is wondering the last one Boris Sagal was the father of famous actress Katey Sagal, best know for Married With Children... and the voice of Turanga Leela.
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