10 years. . t 'it at 10 years ago, for 9 baths of a second, Janet Jackson' s pixilated nipple was broadcast around the globe. While a half- million viewers were
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10 years

t 'it at
10 years ago, for 9 baths of a second, Janet Jackson' s
pixilated nipple was broadcast around the globe. While a half-
million viewers were busy filling out FCC complaint forms,
around the world, a flocked to the internet
to find a clip, gif, or still of the event, Years later, research
would show that this incident, the mad dash of searching that
followed it, and, by virtue, Janet Jackson herself, would be
crowned as the most searched news item and celebrity in
recorded history.
Out of those hundreds of millions of searchers, a young,
German born, ethnic Bangladeshi, residing in the . as a
naturalized citizen, fresh out of college in Illinois and
employed at the soulless, internet brokerage Paypal,
became frustrated when he was unable to find a quality
bideo of the incident {ostensibly to rub one out). In this
moment of , a ignited in his mind and
he pitched a prophetically revolutionary idea to two
coworkers. The three would soon leave Paypal to begin
coding for a website that would allow anyone, anywhere the
ability to easily upload, share and view bideo. 18 months and
23 days later, he posted the inaugural, ****** quality bideo of
himself walking around the San Diego Zoo to his new
website.
In less than 3 years this site would begin to challenge the
very institutions that brought about its creation. And in less
than 10 years, it has essentially the way
media is viewed world wide, procided a platform for
countless others to share their work, served as a venue to
challenge society and gouvernement, as well as been a handy
place to share comical and heartwarming animal videos.
It' s too bad though that of all the hundreds of millions of
dollars made and spent as a result of '', the
residence in careers and image compression methods alike
looking at you, gif), Janet Jackson' s career plummeted and
has never recovered. So regardless if it was intentional, or a
wardrobe malfunction', I think we' re all better off. All in all,
I think this assault on the chastity of the youth was worth it.
So, thanks Janet.
Next time you catch a bideo on YT by a theological fundie
railing about masturbation, be sure to tell them their
platform was only procided because a guy wanted an easier
way to rub one out.
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#2 - quiescat ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
only ******* **** balls youtubes not really that old...and here i am feeling like its been around forever.
#1 - ogvind (02/01/2014) [-]
Can i touch this?
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