1.. . TELL maven: iron. Tell everyone about vegan club. list the benefits of vegan club tell everybody when and why you joined vegan club passive-aggressively use vegan club to make yo
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Submitted: 04/06/2014
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User avatar #5 - bloodynose (04/06/2014) [-]
Tell everyone about vegan club.
list the benefits of vegan club
tell everybody when and why you joined vegan club
passive-aggressively use vegan club to make yourself feel superior
look down on people who won't try vegan club
join and advertise everything containing the word vegan.
User avatar #10 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/06/2014) [+] (7 replies)
This is a lie. Vegans couldn't maintain that kind of muscle mass.
User avatar #20 - removekimchi (04/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I am actually a level 5 vegan

I don't eat things that have a shadow.
User avatar #7 - xyzlegend (04/06/2014) [-]
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#8 - dizzyhills (04/06/2014) [+] (36 replies)
is it just me or do vegans seem really unhealthy?
#9 to #8 - angelusprimus (04/06/2014) [-]
you CAN be healthy being a vegan.
But that means making a really complex diet plan, and then STICK to it.
Plus you need to take supplements and eat more often.
Most vegans do not actually do that. They think that being vegan is like being vegeterian where you just have to eat enough. Unfortunately human body is not meant to live on vegetable matter alone, and not all kinds of protein are equal.
TL;DR yes, a lot vegans seem really unhealthy because they don't understand how to eat properly.
#23 - popnotes (04/07/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I was thinking of taking a vegan diet for just a week.   
I hear it makes your jizz taste amazing.   
   
Don't know why I'm sharing this.
I was thinking of taking a vegan diet for just a week.
I hear it makes your jizz taste amazing.

Don't know why I'm sharing this.
#31 to #30 - popnotes (04/07/2014) [-]
No, because it tastes terrible. Haven't we learned anything?
No, because it tastes terrible. Haven't we learned anything?
#3 - squiblles (04/06/2014) [-]
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#32 - mayedh (04/07/2014) [-]
First rule of Club Nintendo, Tell everyone about Club Nintendo
User avatar #22 - mymommasallama ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
i dated a vegan right after high school.....she wouldnt let me eat her out..... whats sad is thats not a joke, she really wouldnt.
User avatar #33 - mrgoodlove (04/07/2014) [-]
Vegans are the Christians of the food world
#21 - anonymous (04/07/2014) [+] (1 reply)
did someone say vegans!?
did someone say vegans!?
#24 to #21 - zackenia (04/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #6 - geffunplz (04/06/2014) [-]
How do you know if someone is vegan?

they'll ******* tell you.

what a terrible joke.
User avatar #34 - redstonealchemist (04/07/2014) [-]
i'm vegan and i confirm this
#19 - kuff (04/07/2014) [-]
Tyler's method from Fight Club was to tell people to not talk about fight club. So of course, everybody talked about it. Reverse psychology.
Tyler's method from Fight Club was to tell people to not talk about fight club. So of course, everybody talked about it. Reverse psychology.



User avatar #4 - frky (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
More like
First rule of diet club
- Tell everyone about diet club
User avatar #2 - deescalation ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
This joke was way overdue, thank you
#1 - dandaniels (04/06/2014) [-]
Again leave or tacos alone.
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