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User avatar #1 - hieru (01/02/2016) [-]
You should of wrote 'autoban'
#2 to #1 - echsa (01/02/2016) [-]
Ich sehe was du da getan hast
User avatar #4 to #1 - xxkelevraxx (01/02/2016) [-]
das autobahn
#23 to #4 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Die Autobahn
User avatar #7 to #4 - blamie ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
das not autobahn, theres no cops on the autobahn
User avatar #8 to #7 - xxkelevraxx (01/02/2016) [-]
I know it's not the autobahn, there's no traffic lights on it and I'm pretty sure they don't use dodge chargers in Germany lol. Porsches and Lamborghinis are their choice for polizei. and yes, the polizei can be found on the autobahn as only certain sections of it are limitless.
User avatar #14 to #8 - crlmsonhazard (01/02/2016) [-]
You guys waste lambirghinis on obese corript cops? Murrica laughs at you
#42 to #14 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Our cops are not fat ***** m8
User avatar #20 to #14 - xxkelevraxx (01/02/2016) [-]
see comment #19
User avatar #27 to #8 - qonetwothreefive (01/02/2016) [-]
As far as i've driven, almost every section of german highways is limitless, pretty much the only exception being past roadworks
#33 to #27 - myjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
About half of the federal Autobahnen has has a speed limit.
The rest has a suggested max of 130 km/h.
You can go faster but if you are nvolved in an accident you can be given a partial blame for it.
Also a lower speed limit can be imposed depending on weather or traffic conditions.
(we have big LED screens for that)
#34 to #33 - qonetwothreefive (01/02/2016) [-]
Most of that i already knew cuz i'm german myself but thanks anyway
User avatar #32 to #27 - badgoodass (01/02/2016) [-]
As far as I know almost no are completely limitless, but if you count 200+ km/h as limitless then yeah, there's enough sections like this
#35 to #32 - ashampoo (01/02/2016) [-]
**ashampoo used "*roll picture*"**
**ashampoo rolled image**well there is basically a rule of a thumb: if you havent crossed a speed limit sign for some while, you can go as fast as your car can drive. there are some limited areas, e.g. when you have alot of exits in a row, for the only reason that cars entering the autobahn, usually dont enter it with a speed of 200km/h. so it just slows down for everyone because alot of exits/entries result in many cars being slower than the other. the other limitations are construction zones, which goes without saying.
sauce for the picture is wikipedia
#36 to #35 - ashampoo (01/02/2016) [-]
well i never rolled an image but okay...
i meant this one
#16 to #8 - virck (01/02/2016) [-]
You guys waste Porches and lamborghini's on civilian protection? Where does your country get its filth from, the third reich?
#38 to #16 - myjunk (01/02/2016) [-]
Whenever you see an expensive supercar painted in the german police colours your best bet will be that this was done for marketing purposes.
Mostly they have cars like BMW Touring 525, BMW 5 or VW Passat (most common german police car) or Mercedes E (in Hannover)
They receive an engine upgrade and some other modifications of course.

There used to be some Porsche 911 and other models but the last active police Porsche crashed with an animal in the forrest and was put in a museum.


TL;NichtGelesen: No Porsche and Lamborghini
User avatar #19 to #16 - xxkelevraxx (01/02/2016) [-]
because of the reputation of the autobahn you have people who visit Germany just to go fast. they rent Mercedes, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, Porches, Buggatis, you name it just to go fast. you need a fast car to keep up, it's not 100% limitless, you know
User avatar #30 to #19 - shemaledong (01/02/2016) [-]
There is no car faster than radio.
User avatar #29 to #1 - gabikak (01/02/2016) [-]
Fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
Fahren, fahren, fahren auf der Autobahn
#43 to #29 - prunchy (01/02/2016) [-]
i get that reference.
im happy.
User avatar #31 to #1 - fitta (01/02/2016) [-]
and you should have written 'should have'
User avatar #13 to #1 - motherfuckingkenji (01/02/2016) [-]
"should have"*
User avatar #5 - yugiohkris ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Ha I've done that a couple times it was great. One dumbass even replied to me with a **** pic.
User avatar #6 to #5 - polarpulse [OP]ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
gee wiz
#9 to #5 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
#11 to #10 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Tales will tell of the day I replied to a mod with 500 dicks and got away with it
User avatar #28 to #9 - benadryl (01/02/2016) [-]
"Torrenting a folder of 700,000 dick pics. Also questioning my life choices."
User avatar #22 to #9 - alpako ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
make it larger
#41 to #22 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
User avatar #15 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
I love the timing. as SOON as he crosses the line, the cops lights goes on. that is some kick ass reaction time.
#21 to #15 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
I mean, it's not hard to look down the road and realize that car clearly isn't going to stop. That's not really reaction time so much as proper anticipation.
User avatar #44 to #21 - superanonymouspers ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Yeah, I guess you're right about that.
User avatar #18 - advice (01/02/2016) [-]
guy probably outran the cop though, just let the red light cameras deal with it
#25 to #18 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Cop cars can go really ******* fast if they have to.
#26 to #25 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
They can leave their friends behind?
User avatar #37 to #26 - alboorack (01/02/2016) [-]
Yes because if mugshots don't dance
than the cops can't dance than they ain't no homies of mine
#17 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
If he can catch him...
User avatar #12 - phoenix grinder (01/02/2016) [-]
soulless bastard cop was on point for once, at least
#24 to #12 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Baiting or edgy? Tune in next week to find out!
User avatar #40 to #24 - fuckberries (01/02/2016) [-]
Aww... but I wanna know now!
#45 - acekingpanda ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Knock it off with the fake notification titles you prick.
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