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According to an eyewitness, "DiCaprio was chipping out."
Leo DiCaprio Reportedly Cheered as Orlando Bloom
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#121 - rumpelstilzchen (08/02/2014) [-]
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#90 - machetewarrior (08/02/2014) [-]
Now will you give him a oscar?
#15 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
The current Ebola outbreak has claimed 730 lives with a reported 1323 cases. This makes it the deadliest outbreak by 3x. The second deadliest killing 280 with 318 reported cases in 1976. Oh and two patients carrying the virus are being transported from Liberia to the US. It's the deadliest virus next to maybe the Marburg virus, it's hard to believe how little media has covered it.

But don't worry, there's still plenty of news about Orlando Bloom vs Bieber.
#167 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
I suppose making a movie about it isn't enough.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0114069/
#43 to #15 - TommyV (08/02/2014) [-]
No, not the deadliest. Maybe the scariest, at least that family of viruses, filoviridae, I believe is the scariest. But not even close to being the deadliest disease.    
The worst strain, that's the Zaire strain, has the highest mortality rate among the Filoviruses at 90%.    
However, the strain that's made it's way through West Africa has a mortality rate of only 60%, most likely Sudan strain.    
   
And these mortality rates are so high because there has been no strides in the treatment of the virus, apart from basic defenses like dialysis, plasmapheresis, etc.   
   
If we included diseases that are untreated, there are probably scores of specific bacteria and viruses that have much higher mortality rates:   
Rabies 100%   
HIV/AIDS 90%   
Any Prion Disease (Mad Cow/CJD) 100%   
Bubonic Plague 70%   
Leishmaniasis 100%    
   
That's not to say that 60% isn't high, of course. At that rate, total infiltration of the human race would cause 5.4 Billion deaths.   
However, the disease is not communicated as easily as once thought, and is only communicable when symptoms have already presented themselves, which tends to lead to quarantine.    
   
If ever there were an airborne strain of Ebolavirus (or anything in the Filoviridae family) then your concerns would be warranted. But the only known airborne strain of that family of virus was Reston. (Bad news for Rhesus monkeys, safe for humans...for now).   
   
   
Sorry about the rant. I've been reading about this virus since I was 12...I'm 22 now :\   
That being said, read "The Hot Zone" by Richard Preston.    
Good book, yo.
No, not the deadliest. Maybe the scariest, at least that family of viruses, filoviridae, I believe is the scariest. But not even close to being the deadliest disease.
The worst strain, that's the Zaire strain, has the highest mortality rate among the Filoviruses at 90%.
However, the strain that's made it's way through West Africa has a mortality rate of only 60%, most likely Sudan strain.

And these mortality rates are so high because there has been no strides in the treatment of the virus, apart from basic defenses like dialysis, plasmapheresis, etc.

If we included diseases that are untreated, there are probably scores of specific bacteria and viruses that have much higher mortality rates:
Rabies 100%
HIV/AIDS 90%
Any Prion Disease (Mad Cow/CJD) 100%
Bubonic Plague 70%
Leishmaniasis 100%

That's not to say that 60% isn't high, of course. At that rate, total infiltration of the human race would cause 5.4 Billion deaths.
However, the disease is not communicated as easily as once thought, and is only communicable when symptoms have already presented themselves, which tends to lead to quarantine.

If ever there were an airborne strain of Ebolavirus (or anything in the Filoviridae family) then your concerns would be warranted. But the only known airborne strain of that family of virus was Reston. (Bad news for Rhesus monkeys, safe for humans...for now).


Sorry about the rant. I've been reading about this virus since I was 12...I'm 22 now :\
That being said, read "The Hot Zone" by Richard Preston.
Good book, yo.
User avatar #192 to #43 - ICEDgrunge (08/02/2014) [-]
You're a gentleman and a scholar. Thanks for educating me.
User avatar #202 to #43 - catpisseverdeen (08/02/2014) [-]
Funny thing about the Bubonic plague. New (questionable) research says that it wasn't the Bubonic plague that ravaged all of Europe, but an Ebola-esque virus.
User avatar #203 to #202 - catpisseverdeen (08/02/2014) [-]
Also, it is airborne...
User avatar #210 to #203 - TommyV (08/03/2014) [-]
There is no known species of Filovirus that is harmful to humans that is also airborne.
#168 to #43 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I meant Ebola outbreak by "outbreak".That's true, I forgot about rabies having a nearly 100% mortality rate. At least the rabies vaccine isn't too hard to get ahold of in developed countries.
User avatar #161 to #43 - timelordjam ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Holy **** , before i read that i roughly scrolled through it and thought i saw the word "Australia"

got scurd
User avatar #133 to #43 - instalation (08/02/2014) [-]
Rabies doesn't have a 100% mortality rate though. Although very few, people have survived it.
User avatar #153 to #133 - RiflemanFunny (08/02/2014) [-]
Virtually 100% fatality rate. There is room for survival, abet a very miniscule level.
User avatar #206 to #153 - instalation (08/03/2014) [-]
As long as you know you were wrong before, I am happy. I am even happier that you know better than you did before. For that, you get my thumb.
User avatar #211 to #206 - TommyV (08/03/2014) [-]
The untreated fatality rate of rabies is 100% (That's why I specified 'untreated' at the beginning; to avoid confusion)

There are vaccines for rabies, however, that reduce risk substantially if introduced into the immune system soon enough after infection (about 24 hours, plus the several injections afterwards), or recently enough before infection, through booster shots.

Given access to vaccines, rabies is practically an afterthought; fatalities are reduced to less than 5%. Some people don't even present with symptoms.
User avatar #107 to #43 - undeadwill (08/02/2014) [-]
The plague in 100% in the rarest type.
User avatar #85 to #43 - vorarephilia (08/02/2014) [-]
60% mortality in Africa might I add. The doctors on their way to Emory are going to get the best care western medicine can provide while under close watch by the same people who keep 1 of 2 live samples of small pox buried beneath a major city. The hope is of keeping them alive long enough for the body to contain the infection, mechanically if necessary. They may also receive experimental treatment but that is currently up in the air

I feel pretty safe considering I live about 30 minutes away from where they are taking them.
User avatar #148 to #85 - fauxshores (08/02/2014) [-]
Where in the US are they taking them?
User avatar #151 to #148 - vorarephilia (08/02/2014) [-]
Atlanta.

Emory Hospital is the location the patients are being transferred to for treatment/study.
Downtown Atlanta is also where the CDC keeps its headquarters and conducts research on some of the deadliest strains of pathogens known to man in a underground laboratory behind several layers of barricades/security guards.

They probably wanted the patients closer to the CDC so the director could keep an eye on it personally. I wanna ask someone who works there tomorrow if that's why.
User avatar #40 to #15 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
disease in africa, more news at 11!
#54 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
who cares doe

worse **** happens all the time

I can name three eastern european countries dealing with massive flooding and civil wars right now

americans need to learn how to deal with the internet not caring about their problems
#84 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Is it wrong that people aren't spending the entirety of their day worrying about a terrible virus killing people half a world away? talking about less unfortunate current affairs is a form of escapism. This whole week ive been bombarded with news of the ebola virus but this is the only time ive heard about the bieber-legolas fight
User avatar #126 to #15 - joeyliquid (08/02/2014) [-]
It's easy to explain, you don't ******* report about **** like this. Why? Panic is ******* bad, it causes a lot of problems that you think wouldn't even crop up due to the whatever the panic source is.
I'm not saying government shuts down newspapers and people on reporting about it, but they have done it before in the past.
Plus it's a being contained quickly.
#139 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
******* **** it's in atlanta
User avatar #92 to #15 - mylazy (08/02/2014) [-]
Yo, jackass...this is a joke site. Why in the hell do you expect posts about serious matters? Are you ******* stupid? The name of the god damn site is funnyjunk. Going here for the important news is like going to Fox News or MSNBC in order to hear political neutral news stories.
User avatar #93 to #92 - mylazy (08/02/2014) [-]
And if we add in the fact that the new has covered that topic extensively...it just makes you sound like even more of a ******* retard. I didn't even know that Orlando had hit Beiber until I came here and saw this post. But I have watched the news every morning for the last 2 weeks or so, and had a thorough understanding of the fact that there was an Ebola outbreak.
#36 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
WOW! People are dying in Africa? What a ******* groundbreaking and riveting story! This should be spewing out of every news outlet!!!
User avatar #204 to #36 - catpisseverdeen (08/02/2014) [-]
YEA! IT'S AMAZING! ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY'RE BRINGING PEOPLE WITH THE DISEASE HERE TO THE STATES! WHAT'S EVEN BETTER IS THAT IT SOMEHOW MANAGES TO INFECT PEOPLE IN ******* BIOHAZARD SUITS!
User avatar #132 to #15 - clannadqs (08/02/2014) [-]
Because the CDC has already said it's not a big deal at all. If the CDC said that then I am 1300044400404% sure they aren't ************ as they are the best disease control organization in the world.
User avatar #162 to #132 - talldumbdork (08/02/2014) [-]
We still have people dying from the swine flu in the US. More than 100 from that strain and variousother flus. Albeit none of them were vaccinated, usually elderly or children, and there isn't a vaccine for ebola yet. Point is no zombie apocolapse from ebola.
User avatar #154 to #132 - RiflemanFunny (08/02/2014) [-]
And the World Health Organization is ******** themselves.
#18 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
thank you so much for this post. I mean it. You are aware of whats going on. So again. thank you.
User avatar #37 to #18 - leonhardt (08/02/2014) [-]
Everyone is aware of what's going on.
Truth is that no one gives a **** enough to go crying about it to anyone that isn't crying about it 24/7
#21 to #18 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
Once you sort through the three headlines about these two, a couple about the new season of sherlock, and one or two about the next big music artist, you find the real news.
User avatar #70 to #15 - thechosentroll (08/02/2014) [-]
"Something bad is happening somewhere. We are not allowed to talk about anything but that."
User avatar #95 to #70 - rheago (08/02/2014) [-]
Didn't you used to have pink text?
#38 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, hard to believe how little a celebrity gossip site talks about people dying in Africa.
It's almost like they have certain things they like to talk about.

It's ******* sad that all these dumbasses thumbed you up for being a complete ******** .
User avatar #42 to #38 - TommyV (08/02/2014) [-]
Actually, CNN covered the story; for a couple days, it was on their top list.

Ebola, however, has been at the top for the past week or two, so I really don't know what this fellow is talking about, there has been a plethora of media coverage on Ebola. How else would he know about it?

I think what he meant to say was that people choose to talk about the celebrity crap over the actual, important news.
#65 to #42 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh **** people can talk about more than one topic please give me thumbs
#56 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
They covered the virus enough to make everyone (except you) understand that it only spreads in those African areas because they're in unsanitary places.   
How often do you touch 			****		 or blood that could infect you at your place?
They covered the virus enough to make everyone (except you) understand that it only spreads in those African areas because they're in unsanitary places.
How often do you touch **** or blood that could infect you at your place?
User avatar #159 to #15 - tehlulzbringer (08/02/2014) [-]
not a ******* thing will happen nobody gives a ****
User avatar #150 to #15 - ronyx (08/02/2014) [-]
I been hearing about Ebola for weeks in various important news outlets. Just because "Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news" made a ******* article pertaining to what that site was built for, does not mean that all media doesn't give a **** . 346 retards thumbed you up, which means they only read **** coming out from Fox or CNN, which means they're ******* morons for paying attention to only those news outlets..
User avatar #35 to #15 - leonhardt (08/02/2014) [-]
Sorry, forgot that news outlets were only allowed to report on things that you approve of.
Should I get you another rice cake, Mr. Kim Jong Un?
User avatar #111 to #15 - TigerMann (08/02/2014) [-]
What's Ebola supposed to be? I honestly haven't heard of it.
User avatar #115 to #111 - thinemother (08/02/2014) [-]
it liquefies your insides and causes violent diarrhea and vomiting and whatnot, not the nicest ways to die.
#116 to #115 - TigerMann (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
#178 to #15 - flomosho (08/02/2014) [-]
Maxpunch. You, I like you.
Here. Have a bear.
User avatar #185 to #178 - datladyluna ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Hmm maybe watching the local news or world news on tv will help you a lot better with finding what you want
I don't think they ever talk about thosekind of things
#182 to #178 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
Thank you for the bear. I'll be sure to use it well.
User avatar #58 to #15 - curveball (08/02/2014) [-]
Where do you live? News stations have been covering the **** out of the Ebola outbreak where I live (Toronto). On the other hand, I only know about Orlando vs. Bieber because of Funnyjunk.
User avatar #163 to #15 - fukkendragonite (08/02/2014) [-]
All the news are talking about here in Britain is Ebola, so it's just where you are I guess.
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User avatar #64 to #15 - azroth (08/02/2014) [-]
It's no use trying to bring up the fact that certain stuff makes big news and other stuff doesn't. People over here don't care about the Ebola outbreak, most feel sorry for the people there, but they don't care. People tend to get genuinely caring and feeling sorry mixed up, if the people who said they really cared about the cause did actually care they'd do something about it, even in some cases go over and help. A lot of people care about the Bloom/Bieber story because it's funny and we'd rather have some news like that than feel somewhat guilted over widespread news of a virus outbreak.

I'd put the picture of that puffin to try and emphasize my point, but i'm not a complete faggot
#29 to #15 - corsolacola (08/02/2014) [-]
I was so scared when I read that, but I was kinda reassured when I found out that the outbreaks can be sort of contained and that you have to mix bodily fluids or blood to contract it.
I'm still scared as ****
#32 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
there's plenty of news reporting and detailing this outbreak as well but it's a humor website not a a news website, people post news post that they consider funny not ******* horrifiying and worrying
#176 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
So acording to you, what should we do big boy??
#22 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Yea but that ****** depressing man
#164 to #15 - saladtongsofdeath (08/02/2014) [-]
isnt HIV deadlier since we dont have a cure?
User avatar #109 to #15 - metalmind (08/02/2014) [-]
That might be true for the US media, but I hadn't heard anything about that bieber **** in the German news yet.
#158 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Guess I'll be sitting high on my horse from all the way in canada, laughing at the americans.
User avatar #97 to #15 - alanflindt (08/02/2014) [-]
OH NO!

NOT ANOTHER POTENTIALLY APOCALYPTIC VIRUS THAT HAPPENS EVERY ******* YEAR?!
User avatar #142 to #15 - failtolawl ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
this was posted months ago.

and the news site is called "gawker"

not ******* BBC
#96 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Newsflash: Nobody really cares that much

Most of the deaths are in africa which has zero to nil cleanliness.
#136 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
IF ITS 1ST WORLD AND BLEEDS IT LEADS WTF NOW YOU CARE BECAUSE ITS COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU 			****		 YOU AND YOU 			****		 ALL OF YOU YOU 			******		 			*****		   
   
on the bright side good you guys care even if its after the fact this has been happening for a month in africa   
   
guys its time to be human not american or canadian or british or brazilian or russian   
   
be a 			*******		 human
IF ITS 1ST WORLD AND BLEEDS IT LEADS WTF NOW YOU CARE BECAUSE ITS COMING TO A TOWN NEAR YOU **** YOU AND YOU **** ALL OF YOU YOU ****** *****

on the bright side good you guys care even if its after the fact this has been happening for a month in africa

guys its time to be human not american or canadian or british or brazilian or russian

be a ******* human
#75 to #15 - shovelsandskulls (08/02/2014) [-]
That doesn't make you look smarter. Just for you to know.
That doesn't make you look smarter. Just for you to know.
User avatar #129 to #15 - jewsburninindaoven (08/02/2014) [-]
Deadliest next to maybe the marburg? It is way more deadly than marburg. Ebola Zaire is more deadly than this strain at 90% of admitted patients with it died. This strain is just way more infectious.
#16 to #15 - geese (08/02/2014) [-]
Yea, so africans are dieing from ebola instead of aids/hunger/malaria/dictators/whatever else. The end result is still pretty much the same. beiber getting punched is different, so its interesting.
User avatar #25 to #16 - klaes (08/02/2014) [-]
The worrying part isn't black people dying, **** that happens all the time, it isn't news. The worrying part is how they're dying.

This isn't aids/hunger/malaria/dictators. The easiest way to get aids is sex, and let's face it, this is FJ. Hunger is pretty easy to combat, eat a sandwich. You need mosquitoes for malaria and most hospitals can treat it pretty damn easily in the first world. Last time I checked, most of us live in democracies a few thousand miles away from dictators.

The reason this is worthy of news is that Ebola is one of the deadliest viruses in known history and due to its incubation period its only one plane ride away from ******* up another continent or two. I don't hate escapism news, watching celebrity ******** is a good nice way to turn of your brain, but the Ebola virus needs a little bit more coverage. You know **** is ugly when even the doctors we send to treat it are dying from it.
#30 to #25 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
I could never understand how celebrity news could be interesting they are more irrelevant than a leapyear.
#46 to #30 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Still more relevant then you though
User avatar #19 to #16 - tiagodisouza (08/02/2014) [-]
that's exactly what he means you nignog, the media does this **** so you don't acknowledge true issues
#59 to #19 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
You didnt get the point
User avatar #118 to #15 - oceanfrank (08/02/2014) [-]
wuts the marburg virus?
User avatar #104 to #15 - ruukes (08/02/2014) [-]
Ebola needs very unsanitary conditions to spread, first world countries make it extremely hard for the virus to spread. That's why it has gotten so bad in poorer countries.
#87 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Tell me what I can do about that right now. I am an 18 year old that will soon be going off to college. I am broke, and I will have no time. Can I go over there and volunteer? Can I change anything? I am aware of the problem. Now until I can do anything about it, I will leave it to those who can.
#120 to #87 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
I'm not demanding you go do anything, simply trying to help people realize that there are more important things that could potentially affect you instead of a spat between two celebs.
#186 to #120 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Oh look. Word for word "I am aware of the problem"

What part of that didn't you get?
#187 to #186 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess I didn't get the part where we were being dickheads to each other..?
#68 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
And we are bringing these ******* over to america why? Seriously its like these filthy monkies have a disease that could kill us lets bring them to america other wise feminists, ******* and social justice warriors will get pissy if we don't help them. Though then again these are the same people that hate us. I say **** em
#79 to #68 - brothergrimm (08/02/2014) [-]
The two patients mentioned are american citizens you ignorant twat...
#94 to #68 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
a lot of people would have left them there, I don't get why people who wouldn't get to rule a country.
#66 to #15 - lastsamurai (08/02/2014) [-]
The ebola virus has killed 2000 people for the past 200 years. It isn't a "threat" in it's current state at all.. In any way..
#105 to #66 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
-citation needed-
User avatar #209 to #15 - sirformidio (08/03/2014) [-]
It's infectivity rate in the developed world is like, non-existent.
User avatar #55 to #15 - sursum (08/02/2014) [-]
This would be a valid comment if there was no ******* coverage of the ebola outbreak, but it is a part of the front page of pretty much every news site on the net. I'm sorry we have the capacity to take in more than one ******* story.
#205 to #15 - John Cena (08/03/2014) [-]
hope the ebola would reach bieber though
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#200 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
If I want to see those kind of news I read a ******* newspaper you ******* retard
User avatar #51 to #15 - spacehawk (08/02/2014) [-]
People dying from disease in Africa is hardly an important story compared to the war in Eastern Ukraine which is on the verge of escalating to a full scale war between Russia and Ukraine
User avatar #199 to #15 - bjornkrage (08/02/2014) [-]
You know, we're talking about a virus that spread in ********** .

How much do you think the average American citizen cares about Africa? Look at The Israel-Palestina situation, and that's one of the more civilized places compared to where the Ebola outbreak has been spread. And that one guy who spread it to USA has been contained, so even if it kills him, the virus won't spread.

Journalism isn't about reporting the news, it's about what news can generate the most revenue.
#34 to #15 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
oh no 730 out of 7 billion people on this planet died?? how will anyone be safe without 24/7 media coverage about it???
User avatar #193 to #15 - orkanoidz (08/02/2014) [-]
There wasn't any news about the super black plague they stumbled upon and promptly destroyed. That **** reacted very happily to penicillin; penicillin only made it stronger.
#179 to #15 - datladyluna ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
I guess I'm only watching the same thing you are cause all the news I've watched talks about the outbreak   
ive only heard about that Justin thing on here so Ya   
I guess I'm doing something right?   
 Gifunrelated
I guess I'm only watching the same thing you are cause all the news I've watched talks about the outbreak
ive only heard about that Justin thing on here so Ya
I guess I'm doing something right?
Gifunrelated
#184 to #179 - maxpunchman (08/02/2014) [-]
I mostly get my news from online sources, which are flooded with news of celebrity activities on their headlines/front pages instead of the bigger news. I just don't like the idea that our idolizing of actors/singers causes people to want to see news like this in lieu of news making them aware of global issues. Many people just dismiss stuff like this as 'boring' instead of seeing it as relevant.
#28 to #15 - Zong (08/02/2014) [-]
I entirely agree that the threat posed by Ebola is a legitimate and serious threat, however I seriously doubt that Ebola will make an outbreak within the continental United States. The two patients that came over were, from my understanding, under heavy CDC supervision.

And the CDC ain't into ******* about. They'll lock your **** down before you can sneeze and then burn your house down.
User avatar #69 to #28 - chimpaflimp (08/02/2014) [-]
Sooo...Madagascar in Pandemic is run by the CDC, then?

"Sir, someone is coughing in Russia".
"SHUT. EVERYTHING. DOWN."
User avatar #108 to #69 - andriod (08/02/2014) [-]
They very well might be.


The CDC seems to be the only government agency that actually does its job correctly.
They do not **** around
User avatar #165 to #108 - bobthedilder (08/02/2014) [-]
And yet they're letting two people with the virus into the country.
#170 to #165 - hellol (08/02/2014) [-]
They are American; they came back for treatment, and they will be isolated.
User avatar #171 to #170 - bobthedilder (08/02/2014) [-]
Why don't we just treat them there and isolate them there?
#172 to #171 - hellol (08/02/2014) [-]
It's difficult to bring necessary equipment and doctors. And if there's a breakthrough or the patient is in danger, but the stuff they need isn't there, they'll have to wait a while for it.
If there were a hundred infected, they would probably treat them there, but it's only two.
User avatar #191 to #171 - ICEDgrunge (08/02/2014) [-]
In the span of a week the CDC has been able to open up 20 quarantine zones within the U.S regarding the treatment of the patients, that kind of response and resources available are impossible to accrue outside of the U.S. The best place for these people is where the CDC is actually from.
User avatar #143 to #69 - checkandmate (08/02/2014) [-]
He specifically said 'within the continental United States"...
User avatar #155 to #143 - demcupcakes (08/02/2014) [-]
he was referring to the game pndemic. where the goal was to infect and kill the entire world, however madagascar was very hard to take as it only had one port and would shut it down very early.
User avatar #183 to #155 - checkandmate (08/02/2014) [-]
ah. welp. my bad
User avatar #152 to #28 - RiflemanFunny (08/02/2014) [-]
No risk is better than a little risk. Isn't this the same CDC that ****** up with the Anthrax last month?
User avatar #137 to #28 - bioniccar ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
i think the CDC has ****** up before. A quick google search leads to an example: www.cnn.com/2014/07/15/health/cdc-anthrax-ziploc-bags/
#72 - shovelsandskulls (08/02/2014) [-]
Isn't Justin Bieber too short and scrawny to flirt with a super model?  God I hate this kid
Isn't Justin Bieber too short and scrawny to flirt with a super model? God I hate this kid
#78 to #72 - lovetolol (08/02/2014) [-]
But the amount of money he has is the defining factor in this. BItches love dem phat stacks.
But the amount of money he has is the defining factor in this. BItches love dem phat stacks.
#80 to #78 - shovelsandskulls (08/02/2014) [-]
I know that but Orlando Bloom also has plenty of money and is way more refined than Justin Bieber will ever be. Bieber thinks he's black and acts all gangsta when he's a little white teen.
I know that but Orlando Bloom also has plenty of money and is way more refined than Justin Bieber will ever be. Bieber thinks he's black and acts all gangsta when he's a little white teen.
#82 to #80 - lovetolol (08/02/2014) [-]
Well Miranda Kerr has looks, money and thats about it, on top of that she was married with orlando, and still was when bieber partied with his wife. I dont know, who the hell can understand celebrity woman.
Well Miranda Kerr has looks, money and thats about it, on top of that she was married with orlando, and still was when bieber partied with his wife. I dont know, who the hell can understand celebrity woman.
User avatar #102 to #78 - sciencexplain (08/02/2014) [-]
Orlando Bloom probably has earned more money than Bieber ever will. He's more qualified, more renowned, has better and more refined and practiced talents and was, for a very long time, considered to be one of the major "pretty boy faces" in the industry of fame. Nothing he has can be topped by Bieber, except for the amount of hysterical teenage fans.
#13 - floggnawstalgia (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly who the **** cares?
User avatar #57 to #13 - chrispoot (08/02/2014) [-]
I care. I mean come on. Orlando tried to punch a big mouthed JB ( Gold right there) and even better when Leo was cheering for Orlando. That's some good **** right there
#77 to #13 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
you care enuf to post a comment
User avatar #2 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/02/2014) [-]
Huh. Didn't know Leo was a Michigan fan.

GO BLUE!
User avatar #160 to #2 - domogle (08/02/2014) [-]
Muck Fichigan
#74 to #2 - Siphus (08/02/2014) [-]
Hes not. He owns a hat from almost every college in the US... Its kind of a hobby of his.

PIc is mine, VCU
User avatar #208 to #74 - kerfufflemachtwo (08/03/2014) [-]
Ah, okay.

Well, I can hope anyways.
User avatar #101 to #83 - slothboner (08/02/2014) [-]
You guys are really good when you play michigan state, husker master race out.
#86 to #2 - teasquid (08/02/2014) [-]
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User avatar #100 to #2 - slothboner (08/02/2014) [-]
Husker master race reporting, swell with national championships.
#103 to #2 - wontforget (08/02/2014) [-]
take your lakes wolverine scum.

We'll take our corn and Larry the cable guy
#41 to #2 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
GO **** YOURSELF!
User avatar #98 to #2 - swampwaterjack (08/02/2014) [-]
Michigan mentioned. swell with commercials about michigan
#6 to #2 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
hail to the victors
#20 to #2 - hammerpantschuck (08/02/2014) [-]
Michigan mentioned, swell with lakes
#117 - mojusk ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
#61 - pulluspardus (08/02/2014) [-]
Then beiber gets an oscar for a movie Leo acted on.
#50 - tortortyr (08/02/2014) [-]
Leo watching the action like
Leo watching the action like
#47 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
I hope Justin Bieber dies. In a horrible fashion. Soon.   
 Just saiyan
I hope Justin Bieber dies. In a horrible fashion. Soon.
Just saiyan
#125 to #47 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
I can make that happen.... for a price.
#73 to #47 - dross (08/02/2014) [-]
I don't. Generally don't wish death on anyone even as a joke, karma and **** .

He's a ******* douchebag, sure. Other than that, idgaf.
User avatar #76 to #47 - fishinyourface (08/02/2014) [-]
I hope he just smartens the **** up. The best thing for him might be if his fans just deserted him. but that won't happen so....growing up quickly is the only other option. Wishing death is a horrid thing in my opinion so I wouldn't really do it
User avatar #91 to #47 - mutzaki (08/02/2014) [-]
I mainly just hope he gets the **** beaten out of him, and that it's recorded, so the internet can have a good laugh about it.
User avatar #112 to #91 - thinemother (08/02/2014) [-]
No ones getting near him with all the bodyguards around him all the damn time.
User avatar #60 to #47 - sheiladikshit (08/02/2014) [-]
Ebola maybe?
User avatar #113 to #60 - thinemother (08/02/2014) [-]
oh hell no, although a fitting end for such an asshole he'll probably be praised and branded a hero or something.
#194 to #113 - fitting (08/02/2014) [-]
a fitting end indeed
User avatar #71 to #60 - seras (08/02/2014) [-]
That is a possibility nowadays, isn't it?
Good idea.
#89 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Who gives a ****
#12 - Sworley (08/02/2014) [-]
i can just imagine the thunderous applause that took place after it happened
i can just imagine the thunderous applause that took place after it happened
#23 to #12 - taurusguy (08/02/2014) [-]
There was one. It was filmed by a ****** potato but still filmed.
#124 - oodlesandoodles (08/02/2014) [-]
Seriously
Seriously
User avatar #130 to #124 - heartsickruben (08/02/2014) [-]
Worst part is I want to forget that prick and morons keep posting his goddamn face and every little thing he does on ther internet.
#81 - shovelsandskulls (08/02/2014) [-]
Also my reaction to bieber getting smacked.
Also my reaction to bieber getting smacked.
User avatar #33 - darthblam ONLINE (08/02/2014) [-]
Can anyone even bring up a video to show it? I can't find **** and I won't give a **** until I see **** .
#110 to #33 - John Cena (08/02/2014) [-]
Do not get to exited. Its a blurry as **** 144p video where you can barely make out either of them and Justin Biebers body guard blocks Orlando bloom before the punch even connects. I was very upset.
#26 - theseustheminotaur (08/02/2014) [-]
Honestly, would you rather win an Oscar or see Justin Bieber get punched in the face?
#31 to #26 - lordpancake (08/02/2014) [-]
Well, we all know he isn't getting an Oscar, so he might as well enjoy the punch.
#67 to #31 - lastsamurai (08/02/2014) [-]
**lastsamurai rolled image** The thing about him not having an oscar was just one guy going "he never gets oscar (((" and then the internet bandwagon rides the dicks of their lifetime cause no one does their ******* research..
#140 - isonig (08/02/2014) [-]
I think Aragorn is a pretty cool guy. eh punches beiber and doesnt afraid of anything.
User avatar #173 to #140 - crimsonkev (08/02/2014) [-]
um, I think you mean legolas
User avatar #207 to #181 - crimsonkev (08/03/2014) [-]
yeah I'm aware of that joke,
you should have said the lord of the rings is a pretty cool guy
#175 - disies (08/02/2014) [-]
MFW reading about this.
MFW reading about this.
#135 - mrfartypants (08/02/2014) [-]
he probable looked like this
he probable looked like this
User avatar #127 - Yojimbo (08/02/2014) [-]
Better than Mandingo fighting!
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