if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that Cerberus, the hellshound and guard dog of the
underworld, comes from the root word Kerberos, which
evolved into the greek word Kerberos, which got oranged to Cerberus when
it went from greek to latin
Kerberos means "spotted"
that' s right
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot