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...I HAVE A DREAM.... Jessica, if you see this, I love you!!!. My parents asked me why I still don' t have a girlfriend. I told them for fun that I want to go o

Jessica, if you see this, I love you!!!

My parents asked me why I still
don' t have a girlfriend. I told them
for fun that I want to go out with
Jessica Alba.
Some seconds later my dad called
me and said:
Your dream came true, my son!"
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#3 - guu
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#52 to #3 - thinemother
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#12 to #3 - anon id: 200e1d33
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I never get asked why. Though, once I was asked "is that your girlfriend?" by one of my relatives and I said "no, I would never get a girlfriend. I don't want to suffer the pain of rejection or heartbreak." which is logical enough to me.
#26 to #12 - anon id: 9f3c5d50
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Pathetic.
User avatar #54 to #12 - thinemother
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Quit being a pussy ass.
User avatar #47 to #12 - StickyTissueLoLz
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Lol faggot.
User avatar #6 to #3 - vontrollington
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*tips fedora*
User avatar #4 to #3 - teoberry
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To paraphrase

"I'm too beta to talk to girls" - you
#11 to #4 - anon id: 200e1d33
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Now, why would a Christian believe in such Darwinist ideas?
#10 to #4 - anon id: b2809fcf
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Teoberry is the beta transelator.
User avatar #13 - mion
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See German Content, swell with German pride.

Though I'm Turkish actually, but still.
User avatar #14 to #13 - huszti
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if a german would say that, you'd call him a ******* nazi.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mion
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Meh, I honestly couldn't care less. Americans are proud of their Country, so is everyone else.
I don't see why Germans shouldn't say it, 70 years after the Events of the Holocaust. It's been 2 generations, time to move on.

Also, I would say that I'm more German than Turkish given that I actually live here 19 years.
User avatar #16 to #15 - huszti
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yeah i agree.
a lot other turkish people tend to yell nazi at everybodys face though.
User avatar #24 to #13 - pwnigator
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Let me guess. Your parents came here from turkey, but you were born and raised in germany. You probably live in Berlin. If I'm correct let me call you brother, because I live in Berlin and am turkish too.
User avatar #25 to #24 - mion
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Somewhat. Grandparents came here from Turkey (though my father doesn't speak too much German. In exchange, my Turkish is ****), and I lived in Nuremberg, now moved to Bayreuth.
User avatar #50 to #13 - neocortex
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dünya ahret te kadar hep kardeşimsin



I'm German though but I have a lot of Turkish friends so I hope that counts
User avatar #58 to #50 - mion
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Teşekkür ederim.

Though I'm probably one of the most German persons in Germany, so if I can claim myself that, I guess having a **** ton of Turkish friends might count as well
#18 - kaitora
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I get this question a bit too often.
User avatar #5 - adu
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Am I the only person who genuinely feels no attraction to Jessica Alba?
She's an awkward kind of white-girl tanned and she has no curves to speak of...
#7 to #5 - bazda
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I find her pretty attractive, or at least I did, until I heard about how she got herpes from A-Rod.

That ****** douche.
#49 to #5 - drzombro
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I don't even know who that is.
User avatar #22 - nuggetry
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Ja ja ja super lustig
#48 - thelastelephant
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I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons:   
1. School - I have no time for a girlfriend   
2. Unemployment - The economy sucks, and until I can find a ******* job I have no money to really support a relationship
I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons:
1. School - I have no time for a girlfriend
2. Unemployment - The economy sucks, and until I can find a ******* job I have no money to really support a relationship
User avatar #53 to #48 - kanduhuskedetder
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"I have no money to support a relationship".
You're looking for the wrong kind of relationship, pal.
User avatar #56 to #53 - secretdestroyers
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Not necessarily. Some people like to treat their girlfriends out of the goodness of their hearts, some are just dating gold diggers. My girlfriend and I (in case you care, probably not) try to make it more equal when we buy something for the other, but usually it's something relatively innocuous like food. Either way, neither of us want to be seen as a mooch.

Tl;dr, but some guys are just nice to their girlfriends and are dating women who reciprocate instead of gold diggers.
User avatar #62 to #56 - kanduhuskedetder
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As do I, bro.
The thing is I did not always have that kind of money too. I basically lived off of my gf's money at the end of the month, but she took it with a smile. One day not so long ago, she moved in with me and I threw our money together. Now I have a job, and we finally both have money to treat each other like we think we deserve to be treated. This very day I actually bought her shoes and she bought me a new headset. This may seem materialistic to you, but we both know that if everything should go to ****, we'd still have each other.
User avatar #59 to #56 - thelastelephant
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I'd also prefer to not be a mooch. The relationship you describe is what I'd like, really. Just in terms of reciprocating, I'd be falling short on my end.
User avatar #61 to #59 - secretdestroyers
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I honestly wish I had advice to give on how to meet this type of woman, but I can't. I met my girlfriend entirely by accident, we went as the same thing for Halloween (the 10th Doctor) and then were introduced through a mutual friend.

Screw what Obi-Wan Kenobi said, sometimes there is such a thing as blind, dumb luck!
User avatar #63 to #61 - thelastelephant
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*rolls dice* COME ON, NATURAL 20!

Either way, I appreciate it. I tend to have luck that comes and goes, so we'll see what happens.
#55 to #53 - thelastelephant
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What I mean by that is I can't really go anywhere for a date or do anything fun. I can barely afford to drive anywhere.

Lack of context does make what I say fun, doesn't it?
User avatar #57 to #55 - kanduhuskedetder
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Still. If you find a girl now and she stays with you at this point in time where you have nothing to offer other than yourself, imagine how grateful she'd be when you do.
#60 to #57 - thelastelephant
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Off to the dating websites, then!   
   
I live in a town that consists of either elementary students or old people, so I think my chances of scoring a date are a bit low.
Off to the dating websites, then!

I live in a town that consists of either elementary students or old people, so I think my chances of scoring a date are a bit low.
User avatar #64 to #60 - kanduhuskedetder
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I think you'll know when the right one walks by. I had that feeling when I met mine. I was at a party with some crazy chick (CC) you could call a friend with benefits, but huge downsides. So we were around 10 people and I only knew 3 of them, but there she sat. This cute girl with a Mörker shirt and a generally bored look. I stared at her like an idiot and all of a sudden, without actually realizing it, I said "You have crazily beautiful eyes" across the room. CC hit me in the side, but I still didn't stop looking at her (This is weird since CC was like an obsession. I couldn't think of anything else than her even though she treated me like ****). When I came home with CC, we had a fight as usual, and she went home. the next day I was over at the same house again where this cute girl was still. We talked, cuddled up in the evening, one thing lead to another and now we're just happy.
So, since both my exgirlfriends are psychopaths, I'd recommend you to just wait and be yourself. Can't tell how the datingsite stuff works, but you'll have to find out yourself.
#29 - dachief
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It'll be okay OP, just use your imagination.
#42 to #29 - colorbox
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Careful, there is no bagging out
Careful, there is no bagging out
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#46 - hardtofindfreename [OP]
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And this is what I did...
User avatar #23 - pwnigator
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Deutsche versammelt euch!
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User avatar #9 to #2 - sexyhimself
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comedic genius*
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