...I HAVE A DREAM.... Jessica, if you see this, I love you!!!. My parents asked me why I still don' t have a girlfriend. I told them for fun that I want to go o Parents Mom dad dream came true son jessica alba
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...I HAVE A DREAM...

Jessica, if you see this, I love you!!!

My parents asked me why I still
don' t have a girlfriend. I told them
for fun that I want to go out with
Jessica Alba.
Some seconds later my dad called
me and said:
Your dream came true, my son!"
...
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Submitted: 04/29/2014
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#3 - guu has deleted their comment [+] (9 replies)
User avatar #4 to #3 - teoberry (04/30/2014) [-]
To paraphrase

"I'm too beta to talk to girls" - you
User avatar #13 - mion (04/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
See German Content, swell with German pride.

Though I'm Turkish actually, but still.
#18 - kaitora ONLINE (04/30/2014) [-]
I get this question a bit too often.
User avatar #5 - adu (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Am I the only person who genuinely feels no attraction to Jessica Alba?
She's an awkward kind of white-girl tanned and she has no curves to speak of...
User avatar #22 - nuggetry (04/30/2014) [-]
Ja ja ja super lustig
#48 - thelastelephant ONLINE (04/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons:   
1. School - I have no time for a girlfriend   
2. Unemployment - The economy sucks, and until I can find a 						*******					 job I have no money to really support a relationship
I don't have a girlfriend for two reasons:
1. School - I have no time for a girlfriend
2. Unemployment - The economy sucks, and until I can find a ******* job I have no money to really support a relationship
User avatar #53 to #48 - kanduhuskedetder (04/30/2014) [-]
"I have no money to support a relationship".
You're looking for the wrong kind of relationship, pal.
#29 - dachief (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
It'll be okay OP, just use your imagination.
#42 to #29 - colorbox (04/30/2014) [-]
Careful, there is no bagging out
Careful, there is no bagging out
#46 - hardtofindfreename (04/30/2014) [-]
And this is what I did...
User avatar #23 - pwnigator (04/30/2014) [-]
Deutsche versammelt euch!
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#2 - nemesisapoc has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #9 to #2 - sexyhimself (04/30/2014) [-]
comedic genius*
User avatar #51 - timmywankenobi (04/30/2014) [-]
I don't currently Have a Gal pal mostly because of the few girls that interested me all of them stated that I would have to choose between video games and them.
#45 - disasterbater (04/30/2014) [-]
shes too trashy for my taste
shes too trashy for my taste
User avatar #44 - gigglesthegreat (04/30/2014) [-]
What a trashy thing for a father to do...
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (04/30/2014) [-]
my mother constantly bitched at me about having male friends come over and how its suspicious that im not doing anything with them
i told her i was gay just to get her to shut up
now she constantly badgers me wondering if i have a girlfriend
secretly tho
im not homo
#17 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
der gute alte gelbe sack...
#1 - viralkamina (04/30/2014) [+] (16 replies)
auch ein deutscher?^^
User avatar #8 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (04/30/2014) [-]
here's a picture of trash you stupid bitch
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