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mechanism for your obesity, using my
boyfriend as a means to fabricate a witty
response to the fact that your heart is
slowly but surely gathering enough
fat and grease to cook and deep fry
an entire cow. Perhaps one day,
when you are sitting in the doctor' s
office,
being prescribed for diabetes and heart disease
medication, I can come up with a as
as yours. Until then, I guess I' ll enjoy
my flexibility and healthy look while you enjoy
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Wow buttercup, that was a terrific coping
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User avatar #1 - enigmaticspirit (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
tldr version: "You made a comeback after I insulted your appearance? Fat bitch."
#11 - pleasantlybaconii (03/18/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That wasn't a coping mechanism for being fat, that was a comeback to a bitch being a bitch
#7 - BerryLicious (03/18/2014) [+] (27 replies)
Slightly overweight chick here.
I genuinely don't understand why fat girls try to dress like their skinny counterparts. I just don't get it. It's not attractive, it's not flattering, and people don't think you're cool or a "strong woman" for wearing what you want, they just think you look ridiculous and it draws even MORE attention to the fact you're fat. Short shorts and boob tubes are a massive no no, leggings are vile, tight dresses are just gross. And it pisses me off when these whales go "I can wear what I want, it's my body!"
Yeah, just because you can, doesn't mean you should.
I wouldn't dream of wearing anything other than my jeans and t-shirts until I've got my figure back. Aside from when I swim, but hell, the point of my swimming is to lose the weight. And even then, I go when there aren't many people about.
Seriously, **** fat people who think wearing revealing clothes makes them automatically thin.
#33 - ehzio (03/19/2014) [+] (12 replies)
could you guys imagine deep frying a whole cow? Imagine all that delicious meat for the taking. Jesus Christ if I could deep fry a cow in grease and fat, I'd live solely on that cow and worship it like india
could you guys imagine deep frying a whole cow? Imagine all that delicious meat for the taking. Jesus Christ if I could deep fry a cow in grease and fat, I'd live solely on that cow and worship it like india
#35 - lotrfan (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Honestly I hate both these types of girls.  not to say I could get any girl
Honestly I hate both these types of girls. not to say I could get any girl
#65 - dahlirious (03/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Honestly, the only thing that pisses me off is that the thin chick felt the need to say something in the first place? Did they expect the fat one to throw out their wardrobe and completely change the way they dress because of her comment? No, she only said it because she wanted to hurt the other one. And that in itself makes her a cunt.
Honestly, the only thing that pisses me off is that the thin chick felt the need to say something in the first place? Did they expect the fat one to throw out their wardrobe and completely change the way they dress because of her comment? No, she only said it because she wanted to hurt the other one. And that in itself makes her a cunt.
User avatar #3 - faimbot (03/18/2014) [+] (19 replies)
I just don't find fat girls even remotely attractive, this is my genetic engineering at work.
My primal need to demolish the prized female (we shallcall the premium pussy) can not be switched off, at the whim of a social injustice a fat girl feels she is receiving.

Being fat is easy, being thin and staying that way is not, it's hard work especially as you get older, i bust my ass in the gym to remind myself hard work pays off, i dont sit behind a computer screen complaining about "thin privilege" because im too ******* lazy to get off my ass and do something about it, justifying my self deprecating lifestyle of eating endlessly. You dont work for it, why do people owe you anything but contempt and disdain?

its like the idiots who think they are smarter than everyone but don't educate, question or challenge themselves to be the best version of themselves.

If you are fat, and it genuinely doesnt bother you, and you dont even care how the mass public thinks about you, and you dont expect anything that compromises others, then more power to you, do your thing, be fat and be real.

but if you are fat, and you sit there, saying how everyone should live to accommodate you, or even that you are to be treated as equal to the thin healthy people and therefore there should be no distinction between you (this isn't equality this is bias) then you need to shut the **** .

if you are fat, and you hate being fat, you are depressed being fat, you want to change, but are not motivated or just have tried everything and it doesnt work, you need to re evaluate your life, you need to focus, you need to push yourself. i bust my ass in the gym because i know life doesnt give you handouts, you have to reach out and ******* take it, ******* TAKE IT!!!

Just don't hate yourself. hate the fat person who has took over your life, and defeat them with a healthy lifestyle. /rant

Yes i'm shallow and lack empathy, so fat people should care for my approval anyway
#59 - hamsterball (03/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #18 - kennyh (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Welcome to the comment section. See if you can spot the fatties!
User avatar #2 - leonhardt (03/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I only like fat chicks if they have big titties.
User avatar #148 - missglorianicole (03/19/2014) [+] (8 replies)
The other day, my boyfriend told me that his male coworkers think I'm too skinny. I'm 5'3 and weigh 100 lbs.

It kinda hurt my feelings.
#187 to #176 - HolyArachnid (03/19/2014) [-]
Goddammit, I read that as "ate out my 300lb ass".....what the hell is wrong with me.....
User avatar #9 - psykobear (03/18/2014) [-]
First chick was being a total cunt. **** your automatically siding against them for their weight.
#14 - lolollo ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
I may be an advocate for actually going out and losing whatever unhealthy weight you have, but I am never an advocate for being a judgmental bitch.
#85 - squidgy (03/19/2014) [+] (24 replies)
I can't be the only one who thinks the one on the right isn't actually all that obese, right? I mean, she crosses the line from 'curvy' to 'chubby', but we aren't talking a rolls-of-blubber imminent-heart-attack  beefgalaxy here. She's actually kind of cute.
I can't be the only one who thinks the one on the right isn't actually all that obese, right? I mean, she crosses the line from 'curvy' to 'chubby', but we aren't talking a rolls-of-blubber imminent-heart-attack beefgalaxy here. She's actually kind of cute.
#55 - xcoreyx (03/19/2014) [+] (11 replies)
I want to stab that skinny cunt
I want to stab that skinny cunt
User avatar #66 to #55 - kyoutu (03/19/2014) [-]
"skinny" or average?
It seems like every fatty calls none fatties "skinny"....
#128 - kanatana ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #7938189 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I'm slowly walking away from this argument before I get caught up in it.
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #7938189 at Safe For Work Random Board ** I'm slowly walking away from this argument before I get caught up in it.
#25 - doctorprofessornv ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
It may be true that she is overweight and should probably choose a more flattering outfit for her body type.

But dat comeback tho.
#94 - endexter (03/19/2014) [+] (24 replies)
i like women with some meat on them
this reeks of neck-beard
User avatar #95 - meuandme (03/19/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I dont have any exercise equipment and I need to workout. any suggestions?
User avatar #103 to #95 - hybredmoon (03/19/2014) [-]
Lay on the floor. think of a bunch of different ways to get the floor as far away from as much of your body as you possibly can without standing up. Do those things a bunch of times.

Go outside. Find a tree branch that will hold your weight and is just out of your reach. Jump up and grab it. Now pretend there are rabid dogs around your feet and your nuts smell like peanut butter. React appropriately.

Find something heavy. Pick it up. Now put it down. Repeat. A lot.

EXTREME MODE Have a friend blind fold you and drive you out into the wilderness, preferably somewhere out of state. Friend then leaves you. Now allow nature to shape you into the beast you were meant to be. Wait, are those wolves? **** man, those are wolves! Quick! Tree branch drills!
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