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-black science man

Neil degrasse Tyson (ti)
Just to settle! it C) ) and for all: / N/ hich
Carrie! first the) C) hick: en or the Egg'?
The! Egg -- laid tol/ a bird that / N/ EIS not a
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User avatar #11 - teeg ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Realistically it had to have been a chicken. If it wasn't a chicken that laid the egg, then it was not a chicken egg, hence a chicken could not hatch from it.
User avatar #23 to #11 - iwebby (08/21/2014) [-]
evolution, baby.
User avatar #1 - meanberry (08/21/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Or you know laid by a dinosaur.
#5 to #4 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that most of the surviving dinosaurs evolved into modern birds.

there's a reason that mammals don't have the same aesthetic traits as dinosaurs
User avatar #29 - bushingenna (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Who hasn't thought of that answer on their own by now?

Unpopular Opinion: Black Science man annoys the **** out of me. Maybe he is smart but people have orgasms over some pretty simple **** . Like the time he mentioned the big bang theory on colbert report
#88 - pkmlpkm (08/22/2014) [-]
You're all wrong, the rooster came first.
#38 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Been sayin that **** for years
#45 to #38 - kulamia (08/21/2014) [-]
But you're not Black Science man.
In all fairness I assume many people, you, me, tens of thousands in every country with real science taught in their schools, realize that how evolution works.
User avatar #25 - itumblr (08/21/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Chickens came first, because who would have laid the egg?
#30 to #25 - iscrewbabies (08/21/2014) [-]
Logic isn't your friend, is it?
User avatar #31 - TigerMann ONLINE (08/21/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Which came first? The egg or the creature that laid it?
Your move, Black Science Man.
User avatar #89 - littleliz (08/22/2014) [-]
once i understood evolution i always said the egg. i was called stupid for years.
#101 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Implying that the genetics changes produced from one generation to the next are big enough to produce a species break.
The species definition is broken, and people's view on evolution is way too simplistic (specially how it regards -actually non existant- especies). Including this guy's.
TL;DR: This is not the answer to the question either.
User avatar #112 to #101 - cheatman (08/22/2014) [-]
It technically is, since the simple fact of the matter is this; it doesn't matter what kind of bird laid the first egg, there were eggs around long before there were chickens.

The theory of evolution only really states that one entity, over any given period of time, undergoes changes in order to adept to their environment and living conditions, if we use this theory, that would mean that a bird, not quite a chicken yet, laid an egg that then hatched a chicken, meaning the chicken egg came before the chicken.

Without the theory, it only ever boils down to what appeared first, the egg or the chicken. Well, fossil records show there were many eggs back 100 million years ago, but no chickens. Therefore, the egg came first.
User avatar #99 - BabyPainter ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
So I just finished watching Cosmos: A Space Odyssey and I just wanna know...

Has anyone else noticed that when he talks he sounds like he's ready?
Like... Barry White ready?
Like he's making love to his words or something. Turned on by science and about to jizz.... "Come with me..."

Maybe its just me but I swear I felt a little violated and yet well educated after I finished watching it.
User avatar #71 - sewallman (08/21/2014) [-]
I too always answer "The egg" because the egg is a mixture of two different birds that are no longer technically defined as a modern chicken. Genetic mutations always have taken place and so has evolution.

In other words, I'm no fun at parties.
User avatar #66 - tastycrisps ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
Depends on your definition of a chicken egg.

If a chicken egg is an egg laid by a chicken than the chicken came first.

If a chicken egg is an egg that contains a chicken, the egg came first.

Which Came First - The Chicken or the Egg?
User avatar #39 - herecomesjohnny (08/21/2014) [-]
i think that guy's running low on tweet material
User avatar #35 - thearchangell (08/21/2014) [-]
Which Came First - The Chicken or the Egg?

this video explains everything
#22 - skybluetroll (08/21/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I find Neil deGrasse Tyson to be snarky and annoying.
User avatar #126 - charak (08/22/2014) [-]
What came first the chicken or the egg? Clearly chicken comes first if you read the sentence Sarcasm
#83 - helenwheels (08/22/2014) [-]
MFW that's the point of the saying.
#81 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
Wait doesn't it depend when you think life starts or when the egg starts or something like that
#37 - archael (08/21/2014) [-]
Old news.
#27 - anonymous (08/21/2014) [-]
I get sick of ******* talking about chicken non stop.
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