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User avatar #23 - gypsydude (01/10/2016) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by crixuz
Story of me buying condoms for the first time
>Walk into convince store at gas station
> start looking for condoms
>trying to hurry up and find them
>after awhile I noticed that the condoms are behind the cashier for some reason (guess people are stealing condoms for water balloons)
> walk up and say "ummm....can I buy some condoms"
> cashier in a indian accent says "Ahh getting some pussy? COngrats."
>he gives me a high five before asking what size I need
> I'm just stunned and say "umm...average size."
> he laughs and says " NAhh that's not good enough. You want the ones extra ripped for her pleasure my friend."
> hands me the box and I pay
>right before I leave he gives me a big smile and says "Good luck my friend, please come back if you need more."
> awkwardly say thanks and leave
>Now every time I go into the convince store he shouts "Need some condoms my friend."
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#1 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
taking sex advice from a degenerate or a pornstar means you have reached a new low
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User avatar #3 to #1 - mikeypooh ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
you probably watch the most porn out of any of us. probably the cringe kind too
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#22 to #1 - zolzol ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Man if I wanted to learn how to build a house i'd ask a carpenter. Wanted to learn to build a machine i'd ask an engineer.

Want to learn how to **** ? Pornstar!

Ask someone who does what you're looking for professionally , they give good advise.
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#4 to #1 - whitechino (01/09/2016) [-]
I would take advice about sex from a porn star because who would know better about that subject from a person who takes it 40 times a day.
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#15 to #4 - critizer (01/10/2016) [-]
A person who takes it 41 times a day obviously
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#18 to #15 - whitechino (01/10/2016) [-]
Lol. You got me there.
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User avatar #10 to #1 - kalimah (01/09/2016) [-]
Arent porn stars the kind of people that can give the best sex advice?
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User avatar #12 to #1 - thatguycrow (01/09/2016) [-]
>Not taking sex advice from people who literally **** for a living.
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#8 to #1 - insanefreak (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't know man... I think that porn stars are pretty knowledgeable when it comes to sex. I think they see and hear enough of things going wrong to know what steps to take to play it safe.
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User avatar #6 to #1 - ScottP (01/09/2016) [-]
Good advice is good advice regardless of who it's coming from.
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User avatar #7 to #1 - italianfrosttroll (01/09/2016) [-]
When we ignore good advice because of the person it comes from, we have reached a new level of stupidity.
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User avatar #13 to #7 - jokervsbatsy (01/09/2016) [-]
Xenophon called it 2 and a half thousand years ago, when the Athenians refused to take war advice from Alkeviades, because he supposedly was a traitor.


******* lost a battle cause of it and later the whole war.
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User avatar #20 - lordmaddie (01/10/2016) [-]
Guys you can just buy them off Amazon. Not only that, you can buy them in bulk and for much cheaper than they are in the supermarkets. They also usually come in normal, discreet packaging so you're not gonna get judged by the postie.
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User avatar #30 to #20 - postie (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm gonna judge all of you.
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User avatar #9 - theguywhoaskswhy (01/09/2016) [-]
I don't think its the actual purchase of the condom that's the issue... More than likely the size they're being bought in...
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User avatar #11 - garykn (01/09/2016) [-]
Remember kids, not using a condom is how we lost Freddie Mercury, and got Justin Bieber.
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#16 to #11 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
Having sex with a carrier of HIV is how we lost mercury. Canada was cursed for killing baby seals.
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#24 to #16 - crixuz [OP](01/10/2016) [-]
Blame these guys.
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User avatar #27 - TheAndroid (01/10/2016) [-]
She looks so ******* stoned. I can't be the only one who thinks this...
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#21 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
You'd be amazed at what you can buy from Amazon
55 gallons of lube hue hue
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#29 - IamPinhead (01/10/2016) [-]
Cashiers just want you out of the store. They aren't going to judge you for buying condoms, or anything else for that matter.
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User avatar #26 - wellimnotsure (01/10/2016) [-]
thats the dumbest thing ive read today
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#25 - snwbrder (01/10/2016) [-]
its that its an awkward thing because its a weird topic for people. being safe isnt the problem.
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#19 - halelus (01/10/2016) [-]
wise words from a wise bitch
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#17 - anon (01/10/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** I will
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#14 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
her Twitter is hilarious.
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User avatar #5 - digitalpariah (01/09/2016) [-]
Who's afraid to buy condoms?? I like unofficially announcing to the cashier that I'm getting laid
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User avatar #2 - TittyCinnamon (01/09/2016) [-]
nice
 
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