:^(. . File: -( 9 KB, , Rune_ armour_ equipped. png} Tales where yen lest the tune‘ sbe me 15 ijust got first inn runescapeo ige an a date in falador park areal :^( File: -( 9 KB Rune_ armour_ equipped png} Tales where yen lest the tune‘ sbe me 15 ijust got first inn runescapeo ige an a date in falador park areal
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Tales where yen lest the tune‘
sbe me 15
ijust got first
inn runescapeo
ige an a date in falador park
areal romantic n shit
ietms guy Mmes up to us and asks what we are daring
ism tells him
ii hearten him to leave
it'll i kwe her
ietms guy says he will pay her to leave me
Her him
ii laugh at him
ism says sit
ism left me fer
little piece of me died that day,
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#1 - gemleonn
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(07/23/2014) [-]
#6 - goseikiba
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(07/23/2014) [-]
And the two knows each other in real life. The entire gf/bf thing on Runescape was just to get attention and money.
User avatar #11 to #6 - Zekermei
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Honestly if it takes you 6 years to get from Adamant equipment to Rune equipment you deserve to feel like a failure.
User avatar #38 to #11 - garymotherfingoak
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Because that's exactly what it's implying
User avatar #39 to #38 - Zekermei
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(07/24/2014) [-]
It was a joke
User avatar #42 to #39 - garymotherfingoak
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User avatar #7 - kynhardt
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>Be 9 year old me
>First time on runescape
>Make my way to that one major town for free players.
>Meet a lvl 2 man
>Thought he was a player
>Try talking to him
>Realize he is just a NPC
>Feel like an idiot
>Never talk to anyone on that game again
User avatar #41 to #7 - sardinez
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(07/24/2014) [-]
similiar happening occured to me but in world of warcraft

>first undead ever
>that Darek guy or w/e follows me around
>i get so pissed i start cussing him out
>say **** it and go back to questing
>hes a part of the quest
>feel like an idiot
>delete char
#2 - crosskill
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User avatar #12 to #2 - obidomkenobi
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(07/23/2014) [-]
"You should just log out of your life" ******* classic.
User avatar #16 to #2 - teoanon
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(07/24/2014) [-]
The Goblin Mail remark hits like a train.
#9 - swiftarrow
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(07/23/2014) [-]
>be 10
>Play runescape for the first time
>Goblin encampment east of lumbridge
>see someone selling cool armor
>buy goblin mail with the whole 130 gp i've collected thus far
>can't equip
User avatar #19 to #9 - arrogant
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(07/24/2014) [-]
I traded my first sword and shield away for goblin armour, twas a bleak day
User avatar #33 - avocadomessiah
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(07/24/2014) [-]
>Playing Runescape as 10 year old me
>Decide to mess with people
>Make a female character
>Killing chickens in Lummy when a guy (let's call him Dudeman) approaches me
>"hey wanna go on a date"
>we don't go on a date; we get married
>i wear a sapphire ring from that point on
>we bang in the Blue Moon inn in Varrock
>two guys come in when we're in the middle of it
>Dudeman tells them the situation
>"cool can we be your kids"
>Dudeman says ok and so do I
>I suddenly get pregnant five minutes after intercourse
>Give birth to those little ***** ten minutes later
>We decide to live in some house next to the Blue Moon Inn

#36 to #33 - avocadomessiah
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>Dudeman has a job as a guard and he apparently sucks at it since criminals keep escaping
>He wants to bang me again
>We bang
>Kids watching from other side of door
>We gather in a circle and have the talk
>Kids get in a fight later that day
>Kid 1 dies by rune dagger
>Kid 2 is "banished" from the family and he chills out in that one tavern between Varrock and the wilderness
>The next day Dudeman and I visit him
>Kid 2 slowly explains (because of Runescape's chat limitations) his edgy intentions
>I pull off my sapphire ring in mock frustration and toss it out the window
>Dudeman punches me and Kid 2 stabs him
>I run out of the tavern and into the wilderness
>Dudeman is somehow alive (maybe he ate a lobster) and chases after me along with Kid 2
>We end up in some castle ruins to the northwest
>Dudeman tells me we can still be a family without Kid 1
>I tell him no
>"why not"
>"I'm a guy"
>Get reported
I didn't mention this but he was giving me part of his "paycheck" from being a guard, so I made about 100k. Mfw
#57 to #36 - PVTDickStryker
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(07/24/2014) [-]
>Get reported
#56 to #36 - brettyoke
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(07/24/2014) [-]
>toss it out the window

User avatar #49 to #36 - unfairlybanned
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Dudeman will never be the same again. Meanwhile you were rolling in the dough.
#3 - psychadelicace
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(07/23/2014) [-]
Oh Runescape, back in the day when you were perfect how i miss thee
Oh Runescape, back in the day when you were perfect how i miss thee
User avatar #4 to #3 - misterymisterman
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User avatar #21 to #4 - strifethethird
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(07/24/2014) [-]
if it weren't for the "you gotta pay Membership" i'd still be playing Olschool RS. ******* Jagex, you changed!.
User avatar #23 to #21 - thegrimgenius
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I think there's free to play servers now pyschadelicace
User avatar #58 to #23 - PVTDickStryker
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User avatar #8 to #4 - kynhardt
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why does this have thumb down?
#10 - europe
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(07/23/2014) [-]
git it?
#18 to #10 - drainbramage
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Holy **** I love that game
Holy **** I love that game
#13 to #10 - ablueguy
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User avatar #20 - strifethethird
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(07/24/2014) [-]
>be chillin in Lumby
>girl asks if she could be my gf
>meet another girl a few days later and she also becomes my gf
>only PM them so they never find out
>be "dating" them both for a few weeks
>first doesn't log in one day
>never logs back in
>other gf and me become cool friends and IM a bit on AIM
>she also suddenly just stops logging into RS and AIM
>a year later reconnect using yahoo IM
>only talk for like 2 minutes
>never hear from her again

I have gained and lost so many friends on runescape, i only have the memories now, but they're good memories.
User avatar #17 - paronix
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(07/24/2014) [-]
I just started playing RS again last week
User avatar #28 to #17 - swiftarrow
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Oldschool or RS3?
User avatar #29 to #28 - paronix
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(07/24/2014) [-]
Rs3. Do you play?
User avatar #30 to #29 - swiftarrow
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I still play a bit. Too many other mmorpg's out nowadays to stick to only 1.
User avatar #51 to #17 - mikoli
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same add "M I K O L I" whats your user ill add you when i get on again
#62 to #51 - swiftarrow
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User avatar #63 to #62 - mikoli
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fight me irl bich
User avatar #64 to #63 - swiftarrow
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.