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Tales where yen lest the tune‘
sbe me 15
ijust got first
inn runescapeo
ige an a date in falador park
areal romantic n ****
ietms guy Mmes up to us and asks what we are daring
ism tells him
ii hearten him to leave
it'll i kwe her
ietms guy says he will pay her to leave me
Her him
ii laugh at him
ism says sit
ism left me fer
little piece of me died that day,
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#1 - gemleonn (07/23/2014) [-]
#6 - goseikiba (07/23/2014) [+] (4 replies)
And the two knows each other in real life. The entire gf/bf thing on Runescape was just to get attention and money.
User avatar #7 - kynhardt (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be 9 year old me
>First time on runescape
>Make my way to that one major town for free players.
>Meet a lvl 2 man
>Thought he was a player
>Try talking to him
>Realize he is just a NPC
>Feel like an idiot
>Never talk to anyone on that game again
#2 - crosskill (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - swiftarrow (07/23/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>be 10
>Play runescape for the first time
>Goblin encampment east of lumbridge
>see someone selling cool armor
>buy goblin mail with the whole 130 gp i've collected thus far
>can't equip
>cry
User avatar #33 - avocadomessiah (07/24/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Playing Runescape as 10 year old me
>Decide to mess with people
>Make a female character
>Killing chickens in Lummy when a guy (let's call him Dudeman) approaches me
>"hey wanna go on a date"
>it'shappening.gif
>"ok"
>we don't go on a date; we get married
>i wear a sapphire ring from that point on
>we bang in the Blue Moon inn in Varrock
>two guys come in when we're in the middle of it
>Dudeman tells them the situation
>"cool can we be your kids"
>what
>Dudeman says ok and so do I
>I suddenly get pregnant five minutes after intercourse
>Give birth to those little ***** ten minutes later
>We decide to live in some house next to the Blue Moon Inn

cont.
#36 to #33 - avocadomessiah (07/24/2014) [-]
cont.
>Dudeman has a job as a guard and he apparently sucks at it since criminals keep escaping
>He wants to bang me again
>okay.jpg
>We bang
>Kids watching from other side of door
>We gather in a circle and have the talk
>Kids get in a fight later that day
>Kid 1 dies by rune dagger
>Kid 2 is "banished" from the family and he chills out in that one tavern between Varrock and the wilderness
>The next day Dudeman and I visit him
>Kid 2 slowly explains (because of Runescape's chat limitations) his edgy intentions
>I pull off my sapphire ring in mock frustration and toss it out the window
>Dudeman punches me and Kid 2 stabs him
>I run out of the tavern and into the wilderness
>Dudeman is somehow alive (maybe he ate a lobster) and chases after me along with Kid 2
>We end up in some castle ruins to the northwest
>Dudeman tells me we can still be a family without Kid 1
>I tell him no
>"why not"
>"I'm a guy"
>Get reported
I didn't mention this but he was giving me part of his "paycheck" from being a guard, so I made about 100k. Mfw
#3 - psychadelicace ONLINE (07/23/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Oh Runescape, back in the day when you were perfect how i miss thee
Oh Runescape, back in the day when you were perfect how i miss thee
#10 - europe (07/23/2014) [+] (2 replies)
git it?
User avatar #20 - strifethethird (07/24/2014) [-]
>be chillin in Lumby
>girl asks if she could be my gf
>sure.PNG
>meet another girl a few days later and she also becomes my gf
>only PM them so they never find out
>be "dating" them both for a few weeks
>first doesn't log in one day
>never logs back in
>other gf and me become cool friends and IM a bit on AIM
>she also suddenly just stops logging into RS and AIM
>a year later reconnect using yahoo IM
>only talk for like 2 minutes
>never hear from her again


I have gained and lost so many friends on runescape, i only have the memories now, but they're good memories.
User avatar #17 - paronix ONLINE (07/24/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I just started playing RS again last week
#37 - suckle (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Took forever to dig up, but definitely relevant.
User avatar #34 - jehk (07/24/2014) [-]
>be jehk jr
>in ardougne stealing cakes
>see pmod
>spend 10 minutes apologizing for stealing
#35 - LoliSama (07/24/2014) [-]
Learning some hard truths in a kid's game
#31 - vzuse (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - mydad (07/24/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I remember I used to tell kids they could double their items by dropping it on the ground and then holding Alt and pressing F4. I wish life was this simple
User avatar #32 - bothemastaofall (07/24/2014) [-]
and who says video games are unrealistic?
#22 - monsieurslender (07/24/2014) [+] (2 replies)
>Play Runescape, get Bf
>Bf super cool, gets me armor and **** . ***** nice, this goes on for like a month maybe.
>Bf has confession to make, thought he was gonna tell me he was a girl.
>"I'm a wizard lol"
>I thought he was talking about in-game being a wizard.
>He wasn't
>starts doing weird **** like saying stuff like "You live in Virginia right?" (True at the time) "Did your dog like the rain today?" (True) "Your mom owns an old Jeep right?" (True)
> ***** what the **** .
>I never told him anything about me. I never told anyone I played Runescape. In fact I was pretty discrete about it.
>He says he's a real life wizard. He says "Oh Monsieurslender, you should make your characters hair short, like yours."
> **** gets weirder
>"You're Native American right? What tribe are you from?"
>Holy **** , what?
>Get the **** out of there
>Do the ole' log out, log back into a different world, unfriend, block, and log into another world switcheroo.
>to this day will nevr know if Mcgoogle20 was a real wizard or just a creep.
Tl;dr I dated a wizard.
MFW


#27 to #22 - swiftarrow (07/24/2014) [-]
Because of your attached image and it being 5:35 Am here right now, i thought you said Lizard....made it very confusing to read.
Because of your attached image and it being 5:35 Am here right now, i thought you said Lizard....made it very confusing to read.
User avatar #48 - homosexuality (07/24/2014) [-]
Never got too far into Runescape. Just really farmed cow hides to sell on marketplace. Made a company one day.
>Few years back, make a new Runescape account
>Never played too far in, just started over once every few months for fun
>Go to cow area to farm hides like I usually do
>The place is full of new players just killing and leaving loot
>Start picking hides up and bringing them to the bank
>Suddenly I get a great idea
>Message a bunch of the new players, offering to pay them gp for different tasks
>Have 5 players killing cows and collecting hides
>When they were full on hides, trade them to a few others that I hired
>Have them travel to marketplace to trade to me to sell
>Put hides up, collect gp
>Pay travelers some gp to split among them and the killers
>Paying about 10 new players a few hundred gp each to bring me materials that rake in millions
>With a fat stack of gp, log out forever and try again a few months later on a new account
Runescape confirmed capitalism simulator
#46 - nonanonnon (07/24/2014) [-]
For all the microtransaction BS the game is still pretty good.

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User avatar #54 - PVTDickStryker (07/24/2014) [-]
Runescape was where I learned that sexual harassment is fun.
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